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Matsta (Team CC)

I once had a girlfriend who had a tattoo of a sea shell on her inner thigh!!.........It was realy we

About Me

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Hi there i'm Matt. I like all the usual boring stuff like pubbing, clubbing, white water rafting, lunar bathing, excorsisms, coach trips to mars etc etc. And some more exciting stuff to! Long walks in the park, cake decorating, dried flower arranging, scrabble and...wait for it...DOMINES! To let my hair down and relieve stress i like nothing more than jamming a peg against my hamster Elton's wheel so that he cant run. The long lonley nights just fly by. In my spare time i pop down to one of my six allotments and tend to my vegetables for a few hours, there's nothing quite as satisfying and turning ones soil. Before sitting alone with my kness to my chest in the darkness of my shed rocking back n forth!......Yeah go on message me i dare yeh!

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My Interests

Damn Funny Rainbow clip!Having a cheek aching good laugh. Defluffing my belly-button, squeezing lemon juice into small childrens eyes and nailing bacon to walls...lol.Serious now. Cooking and eating good food, keeping in shape, making money, meeting nice people, helping people. Did i mention having a laugh? My memory can be that of a goldfishes. Oh look a castle!...Wow a castle here!..Castle where where's the castle?...lol.

I'd like to meet:

Honest, open and genuine people who are just themselves and have a wicked sense of humour!...

Music:

Doughboy Accident

|Very varied depending on mood and company. I aint gona fill half the page with bands names because that does my head in. And i rapidly loose the will to live around line four!!

Movies:

Boing...Oops!.

|Come on we're not gona base our friendship on what kind of films we like are we thats just plain old silly...lol.

Television:

Spade to head!

|Dont mean to brag but i have two of them! A colour set and a black & white set. The colour set even has teletext and remote control! Yeah dig that baby! The black & white set had one of them bendy circular arials that always snap off, but you can replace with any wire coat hanger! And a twirly dial so you can tune into channels from Mars!...lol.

Books:

Mahna Mahna

|Erm...Dean R Koontz & Shaun Hudson for horror, Terry Pratchet for humour escapism and "Who moved my cheese" for those problem solving times! Wish i had more time to read and learn. The more you learn the more you realise that within the grand scheme of things you dont know jack shit realy!!

Heroes:

Jurassic Fart

|Anyone who tells all aspects of a situation so that those who are listening can make the correct judgement! Poeple who unconditionaly help others and love to see there cohabbitants thrive with this help. People who are so driven and focused that obstacles dont even appear to them! Achievours!

//...This guy has talent!

|Cat Porn...LOL!

My Blog

New age and enthicity..part3

BOOM!! BOOM!! BOOM!! This was the noise i awoke to and wondered what the devil was going on! My eyes could hardly open for the sun seemed to burn them like never before and still all i could...
Posted by Matsta on Thu, 31 May 2007 04:38:00 PST

New age and Enthicity..part2

      The blue box or T.A.R.D.I.S. seemed somewhat different as i slowley started to make my way back towards it. Something was not quite right...... It was fading away! Bollo...
Posted by Matsta on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 12:32:00 PST

On a scrap of paper was found...

Around three years ago. Whilst in one of the not most desirable parts of my city. I saw, amoungst a few black bin bags and a few odd bits of rubbish, a folded piece of white lined paper...
Posted by Matsta on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 05:08:00 PST

New age and Enthicity??....

..> Whilst peacefully turning the soil over in the cabbage section of one of my favourite allotments. To my utter amazement and disbelief i may add (as i turn my soil regular) i hit upon a hard m...
Posted by Matsta on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 08:54:00 PST

Girls please read this...

First and formost, please do not prejudge me by my pictures!! (read my other blogs too) I built that body from the tender age of 13 probably because of a lack of confidence and maybe even insecur...
Posted by Matsta on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 07:45:00 PST

2 short poems that mean summit to me...

One night when i was out in town, i hoped that i would meet, A handsom man quick to smile, someone who was sweet. Now it just so happened on that night a man was out in town, His name was Matty he was...
Posted by Matsta on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 04:09:00 PST