Bodger profile picture

Bodger

I'm a rich tapestry of convoluted dichotomies :D

About Me

Hewwo, the name is Benny, call me Bodge, or whatever you like, it's my middle name.I post lots of bulletins about fun stuff, and some hard hitting truths. I'm a gemini ferhorus' sakes. If you want to dawdle in the miasma of unreality then fine. I'm only passing on information that may help you. 10 years ago I spent good money to learn how to meditate. Only now is it proving to me the actual reality of life....time spent learning...and wow! Here I am. I am on an intense journey of understanding how we are in this universe, and I come from a background of nature and all its appreciations, so what I am finding now is the matrix of how it all moulds into one piece. We are infinite love, and the rest is really just an illusion. It really is! Everyday is endless fascination from our minds creation. Hahahaha, you have to laugh! I love, and so should you find that too! I am totally non aggresive and

Pimp-My-Profile.com
al
Free Profile Counter ways talk to everyone and try ( quite successfully) to spread niceness. Peace, love and good happines stuffIN SHORT, YOU'VE GOT A FRIEND!
COOL MySpace Comments Graphics Sexy Layouts HOT!! MySpace Layouts MySpace Graphics MySpace Pictures Glitter Graphics Contact Tables Funny Pictures Smilies Myspace Icons Movie Posters World Map Rate Profiles Wavy Scroller Cool Layout Snatcher Auto Train Joiner Layout Applier Tweaks Instant Layout MySpace Wall MySpace Poll Drawing Pad Rollover EffectsGenerators MySpace Horoscope User Info Whore Train MP3 Generator Flash Slideshow Glitter Words Picture Grabber Image above page Change Picture Profile Counter Image Slideshow Countdown Creator Led Scroller Navigation Bar Custom Scrollbar Overlapping Text Friend SpacePrivacy Policy MySpace Wavy ScrollerCreated by Crazyprofile.com© 2006-2007 - GraphicLayouts.net This site is in no way related to MySpace. Offering MySpace layouts, codes and tweaks for piczo, xanga and myspace. We have lots of sexy myspace layouts and cool glitter graphics. Online now: 54 visitorsRate My Profile | Signup! 1 2 carissa | Views: 66 Rating: 4 Votes: 7 Add Friend View Profile Rate: 123456789Cool LinksMyspace Codes Myspace Pimps Myspace Layouts Myspace Layout Codes Myspace LayoutMySpace Layouts 10k+ MySpace Layouts MySpace Tracker New MySpace Layouts Myspace Layouts Pimp Myspace MySpace Codes Myspace Generators Sexy Myspace Layouts Sexy Myspace Graphics MySpace Layout Myspace Cursors Cool MySpace Layouts Myspace Graphics MySpace Backgrounds Pimp-My-Profile.com Music Video Codes Pump Up Profiles! Myspace Codes MySpace Layouts MySpace Tweaks MySpace Wavy ScrollerPut the code in myspace profile in the section where you want it to appear.We offer various other tools also to spice up your MySpace profile.Please look below to create your custom scroller. Wavy Scroller Code.. .. .... ....
Get your own Wavy Scroller
<..

Myspace Graphics
.. .. .... ....
Get your scroller sign at YourCoolProfile.com!
CURRENT MOON moon phases
More cool stuff at YourCoolProfile.com! I made this layout with help from pYzam , Look at these other Layouts!
I made this layout with help from pYzam , Look at these other Layouts!
More cool stuff at YourCoolProfile.com!
More cool stuff at YourCoolProfile.com!
More cool stuff at YourCoolProfile.com!
More cool stuff at YourCoolProfile.com!
More cool stuff at YourCoolProfile.com!
More cool stuff at YourCoolProfile.com!

Myspace Graphics
?BODGER ?BODGER ?BODGER ?BODGER ?BODGER ?BODGER ?BODGER ?BODGER ?BODGER ?BODGER ?BODGER ?BODGER ?BODGER ?BODGER ?BODGER ?BODGER ?BODGER ?BODGER ?BODGER ?BODGER ?BODGER ?BODGER ?BODGER ?BODGER Free MySpace Layouts Images by killacodes
Cool Myspace Contact Tables Get Image Rollover Effects at crazyprofile.com
COOL MySpace Comments

My Interests

Plants, botany, astronomy,all earth sciences, cacti and succulents.Genuine love for another.Walking long distances.Faces. Guitar music, virtuosity,determination. Life and dealing with it.The smells of life.Nice dreams. Funny originality.Animals( all sorts). The absolute truth. Ancient history ( The real history) ufos, aliens, everything in the universe.A plethora of stuff

Pimp-My-Profile.com
and beer and cider, never spirits. Stuff and things, no stress please? Oh,and DINOSAURS...grrrrr!!!!

Pimp-My-Profile.com
http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p29/disneyfanz/funny.

Click to zoom in on my visitor map!

make your own map at: www.modmyprofile.com ..
Created by Crazyprofile.com Myspace Funny Pictures

I'd like to meet:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v351/Midget04/Motivate.jpg Frank zappa, Jimi hendrix,Ghandi, Churchill, Jesus ( if he ever existed!),God ( just to check if his sense of humour is intentional, maybe one day I will).Oh, and hitler, just to have a private audience with one of his drug induced rants and then slap him and tell him to snap out of it. Now to people that are with us...Joe satriani(again), Steve vai(again),Gene simmons,George bush and Tony bliar ( so I can give them a huge chunk of my mind, maybe they'll see sense then but....). My mutha, my wife and my children if we manage to have some. My brother and sister when they stop being so bloody angry at life, I went through it too and I'm calm and friendly. I dealt with it and I'm the youngest sibling. Also, anyone nice and friendly and my friends on myspace. Anyone without a chip on their shoulder or a cod up their arse. So many people I enjoy, people with difficulties not brought about by drugs, people with passions, people with compassion, people with skills, basically anyone who's willing to share themselves with others. Mike patton. My friends who didn't make it......too many to list and it's personal okay!!!!

Myspace Graphics

COOL MySpace Comments

Music:

First and foremost...JOE SATRIANI( his music is my life, and takes me away to faraway places in the universe that I didn't know existed),Steve vai ( he helps me cry when it all becomes too much), FRANK ZAPPA,Wolfgang amadeus motzart ( 'kin genius),faith no more, mr.bungle,metallica,motorhead, pagganini( tortured genius),moby,bee gees,paul wheller, kiss,santana,saint saens,simon and garfunkel,robert cray,NIN, bob marley,such eclectic tastes I have that it would take forever to list the
More Funny Myspace Comments things I like. It's probably better to ask.

Movies:

The matrix, 12 angry men, the lord of the rings, twelve monkeys,the fifth element, leon,the blues brothers,the green mile,king kong,the straight story, alien,
..
Myspace Graphics
src="http://content.pimp-my-profile.com/i81/7/1/15/f_b6b65c4 9fa98.gif" border=0 alt="Myspace Graphics">
Pimp-My-Profile.com

Television:

Lost (I like john locke and sayid best),anything with my most trusted man Sir David Attenborough, anything on nature, gardening,Have I got news for you, Nigel Marvin, Steve Irwin R.I.P., anything with Ricky Gervais, room 101,Eastenders, coronation street,the news,SIMPSONS, futurama,family guy,SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS, the league of gentlemen, have I got news for you...and whenever I get home in time 'deal or no deal' with Noel 'tidy beard' Edmonds, just don't mention the dead guy or the knackered elephant at ( ho,ho,ho) crinkly bottom...jeezus, was that that passed for humour, god help the masses. I'll add more if I can find anything else of interest.I edited my profile at Doobix.com

Books:

TOM SHARPE,David Icke,j.r.r tolkein,I tend to read factual books for information and reference, I don't really have time to snuggle up in fantasy.My life is usually more than enough effort to sort out.

Pimp-My-Profile.com

Heroes:

My best friend and best man Richard. Elainee..my wife. My bestest buddy STEVE, nearly 29 years mate, still going strong! Joe satriani, frank zappa, steve vai, churchill, ghandi,anyone who's ever touched something in my soul and anyone who will defend themselves and their friends honour.
More Funny Myspace Comments
Myspace CodesI edited my profile at Doobix.com
Premade MySpace Layouts
Funny Videos

Myspace Graphics

My Blog

PRISON PLANET.

http://www.nick2211.yage.net/pics/spiral.jpg" />********************************Blueprint for a Prison Planet********************************by Nick SandbergSecond Edition, 2001 ISBN 0-9538348-3-2 htt...
Posted by Bodger on Sun, 24 Aug 2008 02:10:00 PST

HOW I INVENTED SEX !!!

Oh how I wish. Imagine if I'd patented the idea. I'd be rich, rich beyond my wildest dreams. I'd have all the money in the world. And then I'd burn it all, thrusting us all back into an agrarian socie...
Posted by Bodger on Sat, 05 Jul 2008 04:36:00 PST

NOT MY OWN WORDS, BUT THE MOST IMPORTANT ONES YOU’LL EVER READ !!!

Rejecting Civilization"We do not inherit the earth from our ancestors; we borrow the earth from our children." ~Native American Proverb"The earth does not belong to humans; humans belong to the earth....
Posted by Bodger on Sat, 26 Apr 2008 02:14:00 PST

The way its always been?

All throughout my life I have come up against people that JUST won't accept anything different. They are settled in what they understand, completely closed off to a different way. I don't consider mys...
Posted by Bodger on Fri, 11 Apr 2008 11:27:00 PST

FRIENDS part2. MAGNUM OPUS

Okay folks, sit down for this, you'll be feeling very different when you finish reading it, I promise you...... I've been around for a very, very long time. I am an ancient spirit, and have visited he...
Posted by Bodger on Sun, 14 Oct 2007 02:28:00 PST

MY DRUG HELL !

It started some years ago when I had a toothache. My mum gave me an anadin for the pain with a glass of milk. I cannot begin to describe the Euphoria as the pain slowly over a couple of hours began to...
Posted by Bodger on Tue, 09 Oct 2007 12:32:00 PST

MAJORCA, MALLORCA Our little holiday!

After the sort of year we've had, we were both really looking forward to a week in the sun. I've always been put off the idea of  holidaying in the Balearics what with all the Brits and the Germa...
Posted by Bodger on Sun, 23 Sep 2007 07:30:00 PST

Between a rock and a hard place!

I could have embelished the title a bit more adding that it's more like being stuck on the train in summer behind a beautiful woman in a diaphonous white dress and in front of a man who is obviously e...
Posted by Bodger on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 07:06:00 PST

YES, YES, YETH!!!!!!!

  This morning Mrs.Bodger was awoken by a whirling dervish jumping up and down flapping a piece of paper around.   That whirling dervish was me! The last few months I've dreaded the postman,...
Posted by Bodger on Sat, 24 Mar 2007 04:18:00 PST

When good fortune smiles upon you.

..> I was going to title this blog 'Go me!', but felt that was too egotistical, however, good fortune isn't exactly right either, I've worked my knackers off to get here...so here goes... I was 6 y...
Posted by Bodger on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 12:38:00 PST