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About Me

I like to have a good time! Mass festival!Well you got questions Star Trek or Star Trak? To boldly go, but what about the trip back? Who came first - the Gorn or the Sleestack? Why does a Talosian head look like a butt crack?I don’t know. Here’s the thing. I’m just the captain. I’m here to sing. I’m on a mission – I ain’t afraid I’m just out here on MYSPACE to get Paid. And now I’m rappin’. Was bound to happen. Show me an alien ass. I’ll be tappin’. Balls are slappin’. Your hands are clappin’. Everybody give it up for I'm the captain.Want more power? I got power! Shoot my seed - Like an alien a flower - Got my Spock on - Phaser lock on - Cock block shock jock Motherfucker rock on - Now I’m rappin’ Don’t give me crap man. Everybody give it up cause I'm the captain!Well I got to scratch - ‘Cause you got the itch - I know you’re not green - But your still my bitch! You’ll never hear me say, “Abandon ship”! I’ll boldly take you on a ten inch trip. I’m in MYSPACE! Looking for a new race - Spread my space seed all over your face. Now I’m rappin’ Your ass I’m mappin’ Everybody give it up cause I'm the Captain!--- WARP 11

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

William Shatner - because he is Lord! and George DoubleYou Bush - so I can call him an ASS!

My Blog

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