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H.S.T.

Just Tell Me About The Fucking Golf Shoes!?

About Me

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You are The Emperor

Stability, power, protection, realization; a great person.

The Emperor is the great authority figure of the Tarot, so it represents fathers, father-figures and employers. There is a lot of aggression and violence too.

The Emperor naturally follows the Empress. Like an infant, he is filled with enthuiasm, energy, aggression. He is direct, guileless and all too often irresistible. Unfortunately, like a baby he can also be a tyrant. Impatient, demanding, controlling. In the best of circumstances, he signifies the leader that everyone wants to follow, sitting on a throne that indicates the solid foundation of an Empire he created, loves and rules with intelligence and enthusiasm. But that throne can also be a trap, a responsibility that has the Emperor feeling restless, bored and discontent.

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My Interests

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I'd like to meet:

The A-Team and Oscar Zeta Acosta, Fear and Loathing in the Graveyard of the Weird: The Banshee Screams for Buffalo Meat", Acosta was a powerful attorney and preacher but suffered from an addiction to amphetamines as well as a predilection for LSD-25. Acosta was a man who felt he was doomed to martyrdom and destined to be a messiah, but was brought down by his inability to be either. Others are Charlie Moore (The Mad Fisherman), Columbo, Dick Tracy, The Question, Batman (to fight crime with),The Punisher (to shoot guns with), and Tony Montana (to do drugs with). O! and lets not forget the Hot, Sex and Nasty woman to have sex with! mspobj type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowScriptAccess="never" allowNetworking="internal"

Music:

Led Zeppelin, The Allman Brothers band, The Who, The Animals, David Bowie, The Doors, blind faith, Jethro Tull, The Rollins band, Cream, The Clash, The Cure, Big Brother and the holding Company, Jefferson airplane, Grateful Dead, Sex Pistols, Jimmy Buffett, Run DMC, The Fat Boys, Circle Jerks, Tom Waits, Radiohead, Jeff Beck, John Frusciante,

Heroes:

Jesus Christ, Batman, Dr. Who,Mark Twain,Joseph Conrad, Horatio Alger,The A-Team, F. Scott Fitzgerald, Stan Lee, Ernest Hemingway, Jack Kerouac, Tom Wolfe, Moe and Curly Howerd, Larry Fine

My Blog

Just lyrics of a song I like

She came from Greece, she had a thirst for knowledgeShe studied sculpture at Saint Martin's CollegeThat's where I caught her eyeShe told me that her Dad was loadedI said "In that case I'll have rum an...
Posted by H.S.T. on Thu, 21 Feb 2008 09:41:00 PST

Fear and Loathing Halloween 07 Intro...

All I had at the moment was a pint of vodka a bag of grass a 44 Magnum and my tape recorder, it was quarter to seven and we had to meet up with some friends at eight, my girlfriend was running around ...
Posted by H.S.T. on Thu, 08 Nov 2007 05:36:00 PST

Drunken Sword Cleaning

Recently I was taking apart my new katana. I had been doing vodka shots all morning and now I was outrageously drunk, this was a very bad move on my part because my hand ended up slipping on the blade...
Posted by H.S.T. on Tue, 30 Oct 2007 06:22:00 PST

A Lot Of Bullshit

The dead Kennedys have a song (Halloween off the album Plastic surgery disasters) which I play every year to get in that festive mood.  A line in the song goes (You better plan all week, you bet...
Posted by H.S.T. on Sat, 20 Oct 2007 10:02:00 PST

The last blog that was sent to The Grove Mag.

"Oh!  Sweet Melissa! Sweet, Sweet Melissa! Tickle my balls and suck my cock!"  Ricky Barrett     I can feel the horns now sprouting from my forehead! It feels like Satan is dan...
Posted by H.S.T. on Wed, 29 Aug 2007 09:03:00 PST

LUMPY TUNA BISCUIT BOY!

"You know your ship has come in when you get your name on your own garbage can, and your own shovel. "  Mike Rowe       Have you heard of the show Dirty jobs with Mike Rowe?  ...
Posted by H.S.T. on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 03:30:00 PST

Viva Pinata!

"The Democrats are just using Alberto Gonzales as a piƱata" Tim RussertAs it was said last Sunday on Meet the Press the Democrats love having Alberto Gonzales to kick around and make the president loo...
Posted by H.S.T. on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 02:57:00 PST

Information!

For the past few months I've been writing for an online magazine that goes by the name of The Grove magazine (named after a wooded area by a pond that does not exist anymore where children in my town ...
Posted by H.S.T. on Mon, 27 Aug 2007 01:45:00 PST

Pictures I Drew

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Posted by H.S.T. on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 06:30:00 PST

Ham Sandwich: A Morty Fishbein Tale

Have you ever had a ham sandwich for lunch?     Dr. Fishbein and his friend Vinny traveled through the caverns for what seemed like hours.  The cavern's ceiling and floor were lined w...
Posted by H.S.T. on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 07:42:00 PST