Moonshine. Ham. Women. Women with lots of moonshine and ham. Any critter you can cook on a grill! Savage guitars loud enough to scare the Hell out the devil. Exotic 12 gauge shotgun ammo, (especially Rhodesian Jungle rounds & Dragon's Breath!) Finely crafted revolvers and the mighty GLOCK 21 .45 ACP. ...twangin', bangin', hangin' and poontangin' !!!
Hmm?..how about Corina Sullivan the Goddess of Hunch in a 1968 Chevy Impala rag-top on PCH1 with a cooler fulla pineapple moonshine, humbolt ham and avocado mojo!
...Hell YEAH!...howlie, you betcha! ...*grin*
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MAHALO... ...
"Cuzn Wildweed says sin tastes like chocolate" - Stacy DeHart ... ...
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*******************************.... .... .... .... .... .... .... Cuz had a great XXX-mas holiday in Boone County, WBGV with Jesco and the family. Here's a special New Years Cheer home video to all our hellbilly redneck Rebel friends from Cuz, Jesco & the LBC krewe! We love all you crazy mullyfukkers and thank yall fer lovin' our crazy asses back! HELL YEAH!!! LBC FOREVER!!!******************************
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****.... .... .... **** **** SEE CUZ KILL SOME SONIC GUTPILES LIVE ON STAGE AT DEEP BLUES FEST 2008 in ST.PAUL, MN
...now check this crazy badass hellbilly mojo out!!!... HELLYEAH!..... ......... ........... ........... .......... ........ . ....... ........... .............. ............ ........... ............. .......... ............ ....... ..... ........... ............ .......... .............. ....... ............. ............ ......... ....... ...
. ... ... ... .............. ............. .......... ......... ... The Cuz is a peace-lovin' man, but...
***GOD BLESS THE .2nd AMENDMENT!*** ... BECAUSE FREEDOM ain't FREE! .
...and some things just need killin' coz ass-whuppin' won't do no good! *grin*
...this here may be my favorite YouTube clip
of all time!!!!
This is called FUN WITH AN AK-47!!!
My boy fires off 330 rounds in less than 59 seconds!
...now tell me that ain't some badass shee-hit!!!
HELLYEAH!!! ....you can't do that in France or California!
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Songs about moonshine, ham, BBQ, titties, killin' thangs, ham, possums, coons, women, moonshine, ham, women with moonshine and ham, possums, shotgun blasts, muddy dirt roads, BBQ, true love, love gone bad, love gone worse, ham, chemically-imbalanced women and the Blues they inspire, the eternal struggle/zen dance between good and evil, positive/negative, +/-, God and the Devil, old Negro spirituals, angry psychobilly death metal, killin' thangs, BBQ, titties, moonshine and ham. ...and I like baby kittens too! ...and long walks on the beach
The Wild World Of Hasil Adkins, Dancing Outlaw, The Thrillbillys by Jim Stramel, The Amazing Delores, Grapes Of Wrath, A Face In The Crowd, The Devil & Daniel Johnston, Moonrunners, Citizen Kane, Little Big Man, Thunder Road, Two Headed Cow, Sunset Boulevard, Harold & Maude, Onionhead, Touch Of Evil, Natural Born Killers, Breakfast With Hunter, Fear & Loathing In Las Vegas, "Titties and Ham: TheDirector's Cut", Jailhouse Rock, Kid Kreole, Todd Browning's FREAKS, It Came From Trafalgar, Hail Hail Rock & Roll, The Last Waltz
I ain't got no television. I used to have one but I traded it to a woman fer some moonshine and ham. I probably shouldn't have, but well, ol' Weed's a fool fer a purty woman with moonshine and ham and you know how them things go....have mercy!
Comic books about super heros with special moonshine and ham superpowers, "Kingdom Of Fear" and everything else HST has ever written, "Post Office" and "Hot Water Music" by C.Bukowski, 1961 Boy Scout manual, Conklin's Peerless Manual of Useful Information 1902 edition by Prof. Geo.W.Conklin - which every human should be required to read!, Still Life With Woodpecker and Another Roadside Attraction by Tom Robbins, 60's and 70's era Playboy, National Geographic and Popular Mechanic magazines...you can git a whole grocery bag full for only $1.00 down at the flea market...hellyeah!, Boston's Gun Bible by Boston T. Party, Unintended Consequences by John Ross, GUNS&AMMO and The Book of Revelation by St.John The Divine
Johnny Cash, John Trudell, Hunter Stockton Thompson, Hasil "Haze" Adkins, Mojo Nixon, Jesco White, Julien Nitzberg, Wayne Ewing, Wes & Jyl Freed, M.A.Littler, Jim Stramel, Malcolm Forlines Smith, Joe Buck, Randy Blythe, Glynn Styler, Memphis Johnny Lowebow, Wade Walton, Christoph Mueller, Eric E.Stanley, Ray Wylie Hubbard, J. B. Beverley, Sunset Lou & the fabulous Daturas, Bill Blue, Wendell Scott, Sitting Bull, B.W.Smith Co.E - 1st VA RES - CSA, Zebulon Vance, Charles Bukowski, Elmo Smith, Chris Johnson and Truckdrivers, because truckdrivers are the backbone of the world.