Me in 1987 so I could pull that whole Back to the Future thing with the sports almanac.
The Ramones, Queens of the Stone Age, Public Enemy, Black Sabbath, Social Distortion, Screeching Weasel, Johnny Cash, Turbonegro, Stiff Little Fingers, The Swinging Neckbreakers, The Dwarves, Mondo Generator, Willie Nelson, DEVO, Pipe, Agent Orange, Jesus Lizard, Supersuckers, Red State, Kiss, Guns N' Roses, The Queers, Bunny Wailer, Nirvana, Led Zeppelin, Zeke, Angry Samoans, Superchunk, The Style Kings?, Buck Owens, Burning Spear, (the) Melvins, George Jones, Geezer Lake, Carry on Bomb, Sex Pistols, Boris the Sprinkler, The Eyeliners, Man...or Astroman?, Rocket From the Crypt, Shooter Jennings, Waylon Jennings, Bad Religion, Iron Maiden, Joan Jett, Little Richard, Motorhead, The Clash, The Rogue Nations, Run DMC, The Stooges, Sonic Youth, Anti Flag, Sublime, The Flaming Lips, Weird Al, Belmont Playboys, SAPCO, Assfactor 4, Rolling Stones, Groovie Ghoulies, Butthole Surfers, The Riverdales, Drunken Boat, Tonka, Minutemen, fIREHOSE, MikeWatt, F.Y.P., The Smoking Rocks, nomeansno, Scratch Acid, Dio...not necessarily in that order and not a complete list obviously. I listen to everything from Jazz to Speed Metal and everyting in between.
[adult swim] (ATHF, Squidbillies, Metalocalypse, Tom Goes to the Mayor, Sealab 2021, Harvery Birdman, Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Spaceghost CTC, South Park, The Simpsons, Ninja Warrior, King of the Hill, Insomniac, Chappelle, Crank Yankers, Penn and Teller's Bullshit, MST3K, Arrested Development, My Name is Earl, Spongebob...hell, Nickelodeon in general, The Office, Mythbusters, Scrubs, 30 Rock, Pee Wee's Playhouse, Boomerang (Cartoon Network), SNL, The Muppet Show, almost anything on Comedy Central or Discovery Channel.
Mom and dad , all my grandparents (living and not), my two brothers , E-roc , Spider-Man, Isaac Moore , The Total Jim , Homer Simpson, Daniel Johnston, Lemmy and MikeWatt.