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MikeHell

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About Me


Procrastinator's Creed


1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done already.
2. I shall never move quickly, except to avoid more work or find excuses.
3. I will never rush into a job without a lifetime of consideration.
4. I shall meet all of my deadlines directly in proportion to the amount of bodily injury I could expect to receive from missing them.
5. I firmly believe that tomorrow holds the possibility for new technologies, astounding discoveries, and a reprieve from my obligations.
6. I truly believe that all deadlines are unreasonable regardless of the amount of time given.
7. I shall never forget that the probability of a miracle, though infinitesmally small, is not exactly zero.
8. If at first I don't succeed, there is always next year.
9. I shall always decide not to decide, unless of course I decide to change my mind.
10. I shall always begin, start, initiate, take the first step, and/or write the first word, when I get around to it.
11. I obey the law of inverse excuses which demands that the greater the task to be done, the more insignificant the work that must be done prior to beginning the greater task.
12. I know that the work cycle is not plan/start/finish, but is wait/plan/plan.
13. I will never put off until tomorrow, what I can forget about forever.
14. I will become a member of the ancient Order of Two-Headed Turtles (the Procrastinator's Society) if they ever get it organized.


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My Interests


I'd like to meet:

Me in 1987 so I could pull that whole Back to the Future thing with the sports almanac.

Music:

The Ramones, Queens of the Stone Age, Public Enemy, Black Sabbath, Social Distortion, Screeching Weasel, Johnny Cash, Turbonegro, Stiff Little Fingers, The Swinging Neckbreakers, The Dwarves, Mondo Generator, Willie Nelson, DEVO, Pipe, Agent Orange, Jesus Lizard, Supersuckers, Red State, Kiss, Guns N' Roses, The Queers, Bunny Wailer, Nirvana, Led Zeppelin, Zeke, Angry Samoans, Superchunk, The Style Kings?, Buck Owens, Burning Spear, (the) Melvins, George Jones, Geezer Lake, Carry on Bomb, Sex Pistols, Boris the Sprinkler, The Eyeliners, Man...or Astroman?, Rocket From the Crypt, Shooter Jennings, Waylon Jennings, Bad Religion, Iron Maiden, Joan Jett, Little Richard, Motorhead, The Clash, The Rogue Nations, Run DMC, The Stooges, Sonic Youth, Anti Flag, Sublime, The Flaming Lips, Weird Al, Belmont Playboys, SAPCO, Assfactor 4, Rolling Stones, Groovie Ghoulies, Butthole Surfers, The Riverdales, Drunken Boat, Tonka, Minutemen, fIREHOSE, MikeWatt, F.Y.P., The Smoking Rocks, nomeansno, Scratch Acid, Dio...not necessarily in that order and not a complete list obviously. I listen to everything from Jazz to Speed Metal and everyting in between.

Movies:


Television:

[adult swim] (ATHF, Squidbillies, Metalocalypse, Tom Goes to the Mayor, Sealab 2021, Harvery Birdman, Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Spaceghost CTC, South Park, The Simpsons, Ninja Warrior, King of the Hill, Insomniac, Chappelle, Crank Yankers, Penn and Teller's Bullshit, MST3K, Arrested Development, My Name is Earl, Spongebob...hell, Nickelodeon in general, The Office, Mythbusters, Scrubs, 30 Rock, Pee Wee's Playhouse, Boomerang (Cartoon Network), SNL, The Muppet Show, almost anything on Comedy Central or Discovery Channel.

Heroes:

Mom and dad , all my grandparents (living and not), my two brothers , E-roc , Spider-Man, Isaac Moore , The Total Jim , Homer Simpson, Daniel Johnston, Lemmy and MikeWatt.

My Blog

Come and knock on my door...

www.myheritage.com...
Posted by MikeHell on Fri, 02 Nov 2007 07:05:00 PST

For Jenna. A survery to help her fall asleep tonight.

I rarely do these, and when I do I post them here.  I go into more detail than most people though to give you more insight.  Plus I just like writing.  If I didn't I wouldn't continue t...
Posted by MikeHell on Mon, 15 Oct 2007 05:42:00 PST

Brewgrass Festival (a picture blog)

This will be different than my usual blogs as this one's going to be photo heavy.  My good buddy Lee took most of the pictures.  I will offer commentary as we go along...  These first t...
Posted by MikeHell on Mon, 24 Sep 2007 11:37:00 PST

My short lived blog from 6 years ago.

Through the magic of the internet archive I just dug up a blog I wrote for a short period of time back in 2001-early 2002. It's filled with links (though quite a few of them don't work anymore, try s...
Posted by MikeHell on Tue, 18 Sep 2007 04:22:00 PST

College

I've been re-reading Ted Rall's  Revenge of the Latchkey Kids lately and the first part of it (that I've gotten back through now) deals with deadbeat parents and whether it's worth it t...
Posted by MikeHell on Wed, 29 Aug 2007 11:09:00 PST

Beer Fest and more...

Myspace is pissing me off today, so now that I finally got into my "blog", I'm going to try to update everyone on what I've been up to lately.  Prepare for boredom...this could be short or long d...
Posted by MikeHell on Mon, 27 Aug 2007 10:45:00 PST

If I looked like that I would build bombs too...

I'm mean, I know.  If Hell exists, I'll be there...I'll be there.
Posted by MikeHell on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 07:46:00 PST

Peanuts by Charles Bukowski

I would post this as a bulletin, but for now it's going here.
Posted by MikeHell on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 06:06:00 PST

House of 1000 Muppets

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Posted by MikeHell on Wed, 18 Jul 2007 02:14:00 PST

The cream of the crap?

I love me some crap.  Can't get enough of it as a matter of fact.  I'm not talking about actual fecal crap, but rather the weird, strange and just horrible crap you find on the internet (and...
Posted by MikeHell on Fri, 13 Jul 2007 10:11:00 PST