JESCORAMA 3000

"My Life is a prison and I'm doing hardtime without parole." .... .... .... .... .... .... .... ....Me & my dog Patches just moved to Madison, West-ByGod-Virginia where we live now. I'm gonna have a new P.O.Box soon where you can write me at and will post it here soon. Well - I won't post it - I'll get my friend that helps me with this to do it for me. I don't have a computer myself, but my sister does and I know what's going on out there in the world. The Dancing Outlaw ain't dumb, I know what's going on because my real friends look out for me. Me and Patches try to keep a low profile most of the time and just stay outta trouble, ...because Lord knows, around here enough trouble seems to find us on it's own. I'm just looking for peace of mind and a plate of well-cooked scrambled eggs. I'm currently separated from my wife Norma Jean and she says she's filing for divorce this time. Looks like the Outlaw is on the loose again!"A person can do anything under the influence of madness."................................................... .... ............................................................ ...... If you want to buy a DVD of my awesome movies "Dancing Outlaw" and "Jesco Goes To Hollywood" you can get them at www.dancingoutlaw.com ....that's my buddy over at MovieFish, that's the only place to get an official copy where some of the money actually goes to me instead of all them other folks that's done me wrong in the past. That's a good movie but it only shows a small part of who I really am and the real truth about my God-given talents. I'm a honest-to-God natural-born mountain folk artist and I do amazing drawings and wood-burnings on wood. Some big-time big city art gallery should have a special ART exhibit of my folk-art wood-burnings but I reckon all they care about is the crazy stuff and not that part of me. I also can play guitar and sing and make up songs. I ain't never had no lessons, it's just something that's in me. Here's a song I made up out the blue, just came to me like it fell out the sky. Me and Wildweed and our friend Geo Ballentine was hangin' out at my old trailer up in Drawdy Mountain holler (I sure do miss that place) after Hasil Adkin's funeral and I just reached over and picked up Geo's guitar and commenced to jammin'! I call this here song "Gotta Get Loose" and that's Geo on the electric lapsteel in the background and CuzN Wildweed on the 1 string CBG diddybow ...we was rockin'out man! I dedicate this to the Haze (he's gone but not forgotten) and all my true friends and fans and all the bands that came and played for me at JESCOFEST 2006. God bless you!... ... ... ...I can still dance and hit some crazy licks when I feel like it even though I'm 50 years old now. Here's some video of me back in my younger days at my friend Woody's Cabin. This here is a song my CuzN Wildweed wrote about me called "Ballad of Jesco White" by his other band PECKERWOOD. I think it's a really good song and almost as good as the other song about me called "Jesco" by Melissa Swingle's old band Trailer Bride. (Check out her new band The Moaners, coz they kick ass!) ...and of coarse Hank III's awesome song "Legend of D.Ray White" ...but yall check out this here song of Wildweed's now!...I think it's awesome! ...this suckers had over 10,000 listens, I'd say that's pretty dang good!...

... ... ... ...Here's me rockin'out with Hank III live @ Alleykatz in Richmond, Virginia where Wildweed lives. After the show, me & Cuz and Hank and the band hung out with Randy Blythe and them Lamb Of God boys that live there too ...(that's what Randy said the band's name was, he said he wanted to give me a copy of a "Sacrament", but I still ain't exactly sure if they's a Christian band or not?) ...but man, lemme tell ya what, we raised some Hell that night! Patches almost bit Randy, he didn't really mean it though. Patches loves Lamb Of God. Come on up to LBC and me and Patches will take ya deer hunting! ...it's Boone County Backstap Season time again now and ya can't grill'em until ya kill'em!!!