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SLACK MASTER

I am here for Friends

About Me

The story of J.R. "Bob" Dobbs, the greatest salesman who ever lived.I is the product of drunken sperm that evolved into a producer of drunken sperm. I like long lengths of probation and watching wheel of fortune. I like long walks in the park and cotton candy.I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4

My Interests

Primary colors. things that go fast and things that sit still and let me pet them. groups... the melp house, boy scouts. AA/NA http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5S_rdGaVDmw&eurl= center"BoB" Saves!

I'd like to meet:

Jello Biafra not eric and al,spark up a cuban with em I would like to meat George Bush in a dark alley and stroke his tallywacker a bit. and last but not least I want to meat Hitler and give him an art lesson or two. oh and Bob Dobbs to get my 30 bucks back im late on my cable bill..

Music:

Whatever that shit that they play on Kingdom of Swine is.

Movies:

Harold and maude. Spinal Tap. Fast and the Furious played backwards so the charger gets put back together. and Rocky all of em works of art.

Television:

Cnn and any other shows that let me see first hand the consistant detioration of the government. I dont even care if its true.

Books:

Nothing in this book is true but its exactly how things are Clifford goes to girl scout camp. The dos and donts of prison yoga

Heroes:

Gi joe, Liz, Jesse and yes "BOB"

My Blog

CHANNEL SURFING

LAST NIGHT MY CAT STEPPED ON THE REMOTE AND THERES THIS CHANNEL CALLED CNN.  THEY WERE TALKING ABOUT THE ELECTIONS LIKE THEY WERE REAL OR SOMETHING. yEAH THEY WENT THROUGH THE TROUBLE OF BUYING T...
Posted by SLACK MASTER on Fri, 15 Feb 2008 07:47:00 PST

church ediquette 101

A wise man once said "he who farts in church sits in his own pew" and that my friends brings us to todays topic. If you are in church and do fart make sure you pull the finger of the person next...
Posted by SLACK MASTER on Tue, 12 Feb 2008 03:07:00 PST

are you as x-cited about armageddon as I am?

I know this comes late as we are in the middle of it already but damn its like sitting on the couch at a huge party after taking a huge shot of heroin.  Im stoked. Only four more hours/years till...
Posted by SLACK MASTER on Mon, 11 Feb 2008 11:27:00 PST

update on the send me your money blog.

I was starting to get mad about the poor response to the send me your money blog but I realized it was the wrong address. I'm sorry for all the bad things I said about you. I missed out on your money ...
Posted by SLACK MASTER on Mon, 11 Feb 2008 10:12:00 PST

Send me your money

I THINK THE SUBJECT SAYS IT ALL. IN FACT YOU WERE PROBABLY THINKING ABOUT DOING SOMETHING STUPID WITH IT LIKE PAYING RENT AND BILLS. I CAN SAVE YOU FROM THAT IDIOCRAZY IN ON SWIFT MOTION FROM YOUR WAL...
Posted by SLACK MASTER on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 01:31:00 PST

latest update on gi joe

GI JOE HATES HUMANS. YET HE LONGS TO BE ONE.......   HE ENVIES OUR POWERRRRRRRRRS TO REPRODUCE! HE TRIED TO KILL ME  THATS HOW I KNOW. I DONT KNOW WHY THOUGH I SMOKED A FEW TOO MANY SEEDS. ...
Posted by SLACK MASTER on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 02:18:00 PST