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Laszlo Jamf

XT235 = Psychik Uncertainty = Colleen = Dobbs = $

About Me

"Hello" I lied.
Clothes/Fashion Whorse - Tease
Isn't it Nice, Sugar and Spice, Luring Disco Dollies to a Life of Vice
Uncertainty seems to be a sure thing.
Only now its the unique oblique oblesks all over again.
No one seems to be able to explain why 'mass' exists.
Otherwise, I'm generally trainable and can do simple repetitive tasks. Sample and hold. At my most pleasent when somewhere else, preferably on the bicycle.
"Uppers or Downers, either way blood flows" The Who?
"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me THEN a frontal lobotomy." - button that may or may not be a misprint....

You're Leggy Bettie...you may be tall or short but
either way you seem to make the guys swoon
and the girls jealous and girls think of you
as a "slut" or "bitch".
Again, you're beautiful, they're not...right?

Which Bettie Page Are You?
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My Interests

Off-road bicycling - music - SubGenius - reptiles - collage - Lots of other stuff but not too much of any of it.

I'd like to meet:

Archo-anecro-bestial-recursive-technophagists. No Pseudo-Christacrats.
Mello Kitty Fripp
Psychikly Uncertain Colleens
The Cutter of Slack
Fools with Money
Unethical Pharmacists
Buxom Tarts with Hearts of Gold
Molten Lava
Charo
MFRQX

Girls with Hair like this:

Music:

Gun Club - Psychic TV/TG - Cramps - Flesheaters - The Brian Jonestown Massacre - Olivia Tremor Control - Divine Horsemen - Chrome/Helios Creed - BHSurfers - VU - CVB - Cracker - King Crimson - Altered Images - Rachel Sweet - Sonic Youth - Birthday Party - B.A.D. - SSSputnik - X - The Space Negros - Lesser - Beck - Beatles - Pere Ubu - Michael Hurley - Negativland - SCOTS - Flying Saucer Attack - Bourbonese Qualk - Pretty Things - Dub Reggae - Ween - Tiffany - Bruce Springsteen - Buck Tillman and his Drugstore Cowboys - Charles Monroe - Bela Fleck - Julee Cruse - BBoys - G.o.F. - The Only Ones - Swell Maps - Meat Puppets - Dread Zeppelin - Dark Shovels - Neil Young - Bill Nelson - The Shaggs - Dub Narcotic Soundsystem - Eugene Chadbourne - Killdozer - T-Rex - Bowie - Mr. Bungle - Joy Division - Jah Wobble - Leon Redbone - The Sugarcubes - Traffic - The B-52's - Leon Russel - Killing Joke - Cheverolet Stegasaurus - Mark Stewart and Maffia - Fun Boy Three - The Wedgeheads - many others like these.

Movies:

The Wages of Fear - Bad Ronald - Faster, Pussycat-Kill! Kill! - Romy and Michelle's High School Reunion

Television:

Simpsons - KotH - The Prisoner - Twin Peaks - Just Say Julie

Books:

Gravity's Rainbow - Stand on Zanzibar - Nekkid Lunch - Fast Sofa - Jesus' Son - And the Ass Saw the Angel - Illuminatus!

Heroes:

J. R. "Bob" Dobbs

My Blog

S’cooter time!

I've been riding my new scooter to work, it's been fun.  Today was the first day I dealt with fog - not only my faceshield, but my glasses fogged up. It's a fun scooter, it'll go 55 mph and has g...
Posted by Laszlo Jamf on Wed, 21 May 2008 07:30:00 PST

Huh - huh you said "Master"

It’s Stupid Master’s Week is Stupid Augusta.  Watch yr TeeVees to see a place those of us who live here never see.  If you need a place to stay I’ve got an extra bed for $6...
Posted by Laszlo Jamf on Mon, 07 Apr 2008 06:43:00 PST

Lizard Eggs!!!

One of my Sudan Tawney Plated Lizards, Otto,  laid three eggs last night!  She's been looking large lately, but I had no idea!  I guess Diamond Redd's been doing more than eating cricke...
Posted by Laszlo Jamf on Wed, 12 Mar 2008 08:44:00 PST

Hair Help Needed

A friend of mine (Susie, see pics) has been dying her hair for some time now with LOREAL Color Pulse Mousse "Copper Blast", and she's noticed that her hair is very weak and starting to break off. This...
Posted by Laszlo Jamf on Tue, 04 Mar 2008 10:42:00 PST

Logick

So, you gotta go see a shrink and you want to try to get them to believe that you aren't sane.  Tell the shrink you've been thinking about the saying "People who live in glass houses shouldn't th...
Posted by Laszlo Jamf on Sun, 24 Feb 2008 05:26:00 PST

Valen Times Day

Next person who pronounces it that way gets a shank in the gut. Happy Valentines Day, Foppies!  - Crissi
Posted by Laszlo Jamf on Tue, 12 Feb 2008 12:24:00 PST

Possible snow in South - Officials give shoot-to-kill orders

After a long day of constant rain, there is expected to be a light snow later today.  Possible accumulations of one to two inches have driven residents of the Deep South to drastic measures, upto...
Posted by Laszlo Jamf on Sat, 19 Jan 2008 10:44:00 PST

A little nothing

I ate at Waffle house today, and bought crickets.  It is now dark ourside.  Do you like highway on-ramps?
Posted by Laszlo Jamf on Sun, 13 Jan 2008 06:47:00 PST

Kamahr Pics!

Pics of my new Sudan Plated Lizard, Kamahr, are in my pictures. He's a sweet little thang, a little skitterish, but mellowing out quickly when held. I got him at the Columbia reptile show a weekend ag...
Posted by Laszlo Jamf on Sun, 11 Nov 2007 03:54:00 PST

Birthday

It's on Saturday!  I dunno what MySpace is tryin' to tell everyone, but you're not late (until after Saturday the 27th). I will be at Bloodfest to see Suns Collide and the other bands.  I've...
Posted by Laszlo Jamf on Thu, 25 Oct 2007 01:14:00 PST