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Lady Marie™

The Safe Word is Broccoli...

About Me

You're asking me? Let's see... aspiring writer wanna-be, avid procrastinator, internet junkie extrodinaire, creative, eccentric, sarcastic, ironic... the list goes on. I could really sum it up for you in one word, but why not find out for yourself?

Oh, and one more thing... I enjoy intelligent conversation.
Intelligent conversation is sexy.
And for all of you guys out there who don't understand what this means...
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My Interests

Varied and everchanging, like my attention span.

Yes! I have a Cutter problem! I'm not ashamed to admit it.

I'd like to meet:

Bigfoot, The Loch Ness Monster, and Papa Smurf. Not necessarily in that order. Barring that, I'd like to meet interesting and witty people who can be both open-minded and opinionated at the same time. (You score extra points if you can make me laugh so hard that I piss myself, but then you're obligated to do my laundry.)

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Music:

Anything quirky, groovy, and fun.
Jamiroquai, Cake, They Might Be Giants.
Oh, and anything 80's.
Especially one hit wonders!
Plus, I have some talented friends, like Tom Andersen , Jeri Cross , and Brother Joel .
I listen to just about anything. Depends on the mood I'm in. You'll have that.

Movies:

Two words: QUENTIN TARANTINO. Need I say more?

Television:

Kill Your Television!

Books:

(I should be writing them, damn it!)
I love to read. I read whatever appeals to me at the moment. I'm a huge science-fiction fan. I love a well-crafted fantasy novel. Some of my all time favorite authors include Robert A. Heinlein, Tolkien, Anne McCaffery, Wendy and Richard Pini, and Stephen King.
Books are like drugs. They help you to escape reality. Everyone should be addicted!

Heroes:

Stephen King.
And, of course, my Dad.
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My Blog

Aunt Flos Aftermath

Okay... every time I sit down to start a blog lately, Real Life steps up to the plate and says:"I don't THINK SO!" ala Firefly episode "The Message".Suffice it to say that it, that is, R.L., has been ...
Posted by Lady Marie™ on Thu, 05 Jun 2008 08:32:00 PST

Quandaries and Conundrums - Not Quite Preferred List, but getting there...

I'm having a MySpace identity crisis.Those of you who know me, read my blogs and bulletins on a regualr basis, etc... well, you know I have a problem with people over the age of 18 who make their prof...
Posted by Lady Marie™ on Fri, 02 May 2008 10:17:00 PST

Tidbits

I am heading off to work my last shift at the liquor store in less than an hour, but somehow I motivated myself to work on some long overdue unpacking today and found something tucked away in a box th...
Posted by Lady Marie™ on Sat, 26 Apr 2008 02:26:00 PST

Liquor Store Lament

Next Saturday night will be my official swan song at the liquor store.  After seven months straight of six day work weeks and busting my ass for minimum wage, I'm throwing in the towel and saying...
Posted by Lady Marie™ on Sun, 20 Apr 2008 01:12:00 PST

El Snarko De Facto

Been a while since I've felt the urge to post a blog here.Been a while since I've felt the urge to be on MySpace, period, at least for anything other than to update my status and post the occasional b...
Posted by Lady Marie™ on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 09:52:00 PST

And I Thought I’d Been Involved In a Dysfunctional Relationship!

Woman Sits On Boyfriend’s Toilet For Two YearsUm....Yeah....The only thing that I have to say is thank GOD that these two didn’t reproduce themselves...Oh...Wait...She’s been on the ...
Posted by Lady Marie™ on Thu, 13 Mar 2008 08:06:00 PST

Attack of the Drunken Town Cripple

So I just got home from my usual Saturday night working at the liquor store and I've already got almost a full bottle of beer gone.I'm still shaking, but I think with another beer, I'll be okay.What h...
Posted by Lady Marie™ on Sun, 17 Feb 2008 11:03:00 PST

Anger Management, Lady Marie™ Style!

We've all gotten them... the lovely little emails from those crafy Nigerian con artists who think that they are going to pull a fast one on some unsuspecting, hard-up, lonely lady who might be looking...
Posted by Lady Marie™ on Sat, 09 Feb 2008 08:39:00 PST

The Power of the Weird Compels You! UPDATED WITH PICS!

Oh, but it has been forever and a day since I felt up to answering the challenges of a tag blog!  I still don't know if I'm exactly up for it, but what the heck... I'm not doing anything else bes...
Posted by Lady Marie™ on Tue, 05 Feb 2008 06:07:00 PST

Words Of Wisdom For My Musical Friends

Follow the links!  Clickety Click!As quoted on my main MySpace profile page, I know some pretty interesting (and talented) aspiring musicians.  For example, there is Jeri Cross.  I have...
Posted by Lady Marie™ on Thu, 31 Jan 2008 08:18:00 PST