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George

Welcome to my Presidential Myspace Page!

About Me

Greetings America and Myspace Users,This blog is my way, as President of the United States, of getting in touch with the younger generation of our great nation. Please feel free to send me messages, or more importantly, to read and discuss the important issues posted on my (Weekly sometimes Daily) Blog.

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My Interests

Politics.

I'd like to meet:

I wish I could go back in time and meet Abraham Lincoln, the first republican president of the united States.A Tribute to Steve Irwin: The Crocodile HunterThis is when I granted a worthy citizen's wish and legalized Marijuana for a single day.

Music:

Toby Keith, John Phillip Sousa, John Denver, and Hootie and the Blowfish (Where is Hootie nowadays?)

Movies:

Currently, the most important film this year is:Untied 93

Television:

Commander-in-Chief... I love fantasy science-fiction!

Books:

To Kill a Mockingbird (Unless you count Books-On-Tape, then I can list a whole lot more.)

Heroes:

First and foremost, my father. Second and foremost, my mother.

My Blog

Why is McCain Losing?

I'll tell you why he's losing.  For some strange reason, John McCain has distanced himself from me and my administration.  Anytime Senator Obama talks about the last eight years, McCain trie...
Posted by George on Wed, 08 Oct 2008 10:23:00 PST

Dear Americans...

Can I borrow 700 Billion dollars?You know I'm good for it, right?
Posted by George on Wed, 24 Sep 2008 12:18:00 PST

Sarah "Milf" Palin Will Make the Best VP Ever!

Dear Americans, Sorry for being so out of touch with my blog, and so out of touch with the citizens of this great nation.  Normally, you know, I am very in tune with what's going on.  I trul...
Posted by George on Thu, 18 Sep 2008 12:14:00 PST

The Economy: Good News, Bad News

    Yes, America, today with a heavy heart I've been delivering an improtant message.You may or may not be aware of it, but the economy is experiencing a slight slump.  At least th...
Posted by George on Wed, 16 Jul 2008 10:56:00 PST

I’ll Miss You, Tony

You may already know of the recent death of Tony Snow.  He passed away this weekend.Tony was an awesome guy.  He was the best White House Press Secretary I've ever had.My prayers go out to h...
Posted by George on Sun, 13 Jul 2008 01:06:00 PST

193 Days Left to Fix the Country

 That's right, can you believe I have only 193 days left???  Time sure flies, doesn't it. Since I've been in office America has been prospering (assuming you area participating member o...
Posted by George on Fri, 11 Jul 2008 12:57:00 PST

My Bucket List

Dear Loyal Citizens of the Untied States,Thank you for all the birthday greetings you have blessed upon me.  In all my excitement, whilst preparing for my special day, I almost forgot about some...
Posted by George on Sun, 06 Jul 2008 01:02:00 PST

And the Cat’s in the Cradle...

    ...With the silver spoon,Little boy blue and the Man in the Moon!I can't believe my little girl has gotten married.  She's all grown up now.  I had to walk her down the ai...
Posted by George on Mon, 12 May 2008 11:50:00 PST

Fixing the Economy

Whew!  Have I been busy!Two weeks ago I was over in Gaza and Israel making sure they come to some kinda peaceful resolution.  I think it may have worked.  (Although I haven't checked th...
Posted by George on Wed, 23 Jan 2008 08:52:00 PST

The Middle East Peace Talks Didn’t Go So Well...

    Well, I was really hoping to resolve the conflict between Israel and Palestine.  You would think that since the Jewish folks control the media, they would have no trouble keepi...
Posted by George on Sat, 12 Jan 2008 08:53:00 PST