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Why Men Don't Write Advice Columns:

Dear Steve, the other day I went to work as usual, leaving my husband alone at home watching TV. I didn't get more than a mile before my engine conked out and my car shuddered to a halt. I walked home to get my husband's help, but when I got there, I couldn't believe my eyes: he was making love to our neighbor. He tried to make me believe that he heard her screaming, came to her rescue, but by the time he found her she was unconscious, so he carried her into our bedroom and was giving her CPR when she awoke. He said she merely wanted to thank him and he was trying to break free. "Then why were you both naked?" I shouted. He broke down and admitted that he'd been having an affair with her for nearly a year! I told him it had to stop or I would leave him. Since he was laid off about that time, he's felt worthless and depressed. I love him very much, but ever since I gave him the ultimatum he's become increasingly distant. I just don't feel I can get through to him any more. Andy, can you help me?
Signed, Susie in Seattle.
Steve's Response:
Dear Susie, A car stalling after being driven such a short distance might be caused by debris in the fuel line or air leaks in the vacuum lines to the inlet manifold. Or, check the fuel pump; it may be delivering low pressure to the carburetor float chamber. I hope this helps, Steve.

What can I say - I'm an Internet Junkie!

I've been trying to make a few bucks off the internet found out that the best way is to offer some free content that people gravitate towards then add a few affiliate programs that combine well with the content. Yah, I been up &down, in out of about 300 internet "profit" programs.
Did I make an money?
~~~~~~~ NO! ~~~~~~~
Luckily for me, I was slight of cash so I only joined the programs that were free.
It was easy to choose my subject matter: HUMOR!! Add in some curious interests & my popular search for weird websites Then mix it all together with some powerful dollar scraping affiliate programs & rake in a few quarters. So now I gotta get traffic to my blog -
... to get clicks on my affiliate programs. Or maybe y'all could just click on the ads I got here.
Hell, I'm just another poor freelance web journalist; it's like - maybe tomorrow you'll see me on the corner:

Will Code HTML For Food!