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PoopReport.com

The intellectual appreciation of poop humor

About Me

This is the official myspace page for PoopReport.com, the site dedicated to the intellectual appreciation of poop humor. Consider this page our official bathroom wall -- feel free to scrawl what you will. And then go visit Poopreport.com to report your poop.
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My Interests

The universal human struggle against the tyranny of the bowels.

I'd like to meet:

PoopReport is a site for sharing funny stories about the funny things that happen to us in the bathroom. You know you have a story -- why not submit it at PoopReport.com today? Read a few stories before you do, though -- we prize good writing above all else. If you write like, well, like a 12-year-old on Myspace, don't bother. We're quite literary. Seriously.Things you can do to report your poop: Submit a poop story on PoopReport.com Buy my book! Poop Culture: How America is Shaped by its Grossest National Product . Join the PoopReport Flickr group . (Thanks for setting that up, Trevor!)Poop Culture is on Amazon and at a Barnes & Noble near you!

Music:

Beer softened stool

Books:

The Unbearable Lightness of Being. If you read it, you will understand PoopReport. Also, of course, PoopReport's first full-length book: Poop Culture: How America is Shaped by its Grossest National Product .

Heroes:

Triumph the Insult Comic Dog

My Blog

A Poop Culture highlight reel

Good poop: highlights from the Poop Culture book release party Add to My Profile | More VideosGet Poop Culture at PoopTheBook.com!...
Posted by PoopReport.com on Tue, 10 Jul 2007 08:17:00 PST

Video from the Poop Culture book release party

Last week's Poop Culture book release party was great. (Here are one blogger's thoughts.) It featured comedians Bobby Tisdale, Gabe & Jenny, and Gregg Gethard, as well as musicians Stuckey and Murray...
Posted by PoopReport.com on Fri, 18 May 2007 04:07:00 PST

The poop is loose: the hunt for Poop Culture

The poop is loose. That's what they tell me: Poop Culture is now on shelves in stores across the country, including many Barnes & Nobles as well as major independents like Powell's, Atomic Books, Quim...
Posted by PoopReport.com on Wed, 02 May 2007 12:49:00 PST

Today we poop for peace.

For there to be peace, there must be understanding. For there to be understanding, there must be a common ground. But the further the chasm deepens, the more fundamental to basic human nature the comm...
Posted by PoopReport.com on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 08:41:00 PST

Get ready to Poop For Peace

The east hates the west. The Christians hate the Muslims. The liberals hate the conservatives. The Sunnis hate the Shiites. All across the globe, the chasm dividing humanity is ever deeper. In all the...
Posted by PoopReport.com on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 09:15:00 PST

Ask PoopReport: My Stinky Husband

This was recently posted on PoopReport. What would YOU tell this guy?Distressed asks:Dear PoopReport,How do I tell my husband he needs to wipe and clean his ass better?He gets poo stains on his bath t...
Posted by PoopReport.com on Sat, 24 Feb 2007 08:34:00 PST

Curiosity Spilled The Cat

Here's a great story I posted a few days ago from PoopReport's #2, AssBlaster2000. Its title: Curiosity Spilled The Cat.Thursday morning, two weeks ago. It started out like any other. I got up at 8:3...
Posted by PoopReport.com on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 05:41:00 PST

Turning To The Bucket

This was posted a few days ago by Franksbeans.A couple of years ago I was working painting houses. I had a crew and everything, but as this story begins they were off prepping another location while I...
Posted by PoopReport.com on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 10:03:00 PST

Why you should never trust your butt.

Written by Artful Dodger and entitled "The Shower Slip", this was posted yesterday on PoopReport.com. I'm reposting it here as a valuable lesson: don't think your butt won't betray you the first chanc...
Posted by PoopReport.com on Sat, 09 Dec 2006 12:02:00 PST

Thanksgivings in Cleveland

Editor's note: Thanksgiving is behind us, but we can still look back fondly with stories like this one...Thanksgivings in Clevelandby MidentityNever in my life had I been so nervous. It was time to me...
Posted by PoopReport.com on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 07:20:00 PST