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Romance, Riches, and Restrooms

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Hi, I'm Tim Phelan, author of the new memoir...
Romance, Riches, and Restrooms: A Cautionary Tale of Ambitious Dreams and Irritable Bowels.


"A hilarious account of one man determined to meet the perfect woman and become filthy rich while attempting to conceal and conquer IBS."
-- Daily Candy
"Tim's true to life recount of learning what ails his bowel is so easily identifiable for many IBS sufferers; He engagingly plastered his very personal story on the pages of his book to raise awareness about this illness. For this, I am grateful because not many people would have the courage to do this."
-- Jeff Roberts, Founder, Irritable Bowel Syndrome Association
"One of the year's most entertaining, enlightening, and courageous memoirs."
-- Lubbock Avalanche-Journal
"By discussing his IBS in an honest, self-deprecating, and humorous way, Tim has provided a valuable service for the millions who suffer in silence.”
-- Dr. Brent Ridge, host of "The Visiting Hour" on Martha Stewart Sirius Radio
(To order from Amazon.com, just click on the cover)
You can also visit my book's official site, where I have another blog, more excerpts, more articles and interviews, and a list of helpful IBS resources: www.RomanceRichesRestrooms.com
From the back cover...

Tim Phelan was a confident, twenty-one-year-old college graduate who was determined to build his future on two solid pillars: meeting the woman of his dreams, and earning a financial fortune.
Three months after he landed a job that promised to put him on the fast track to luxury-home ownership and country-club living, Tim's plans began to unravel: his brain and his digestive tract seemed to have entered into a diabolical conspiracy, and they appeared hell-bent on destroying his ambitious plans, his confidence, and so much more. But why were they suddenly betraying him at the most inopportune times - like dates and business meetings?
Set amid the rigid expectations of a polite society where mentioning bodily functions is taboo, Romance, Riches, and Restrooms is a tragically hilarious memoir about one man’s desperate quest to conceal and conquer irritable bowel syndrome (IBS) before he becomes a penniless hermit. Follow the offbeat odyssey of this buttoned-down bachelor as he struggles to navigate the high-pressure world of investment banking and the image-conscious San Francisco dating scene while secretly experimenting with alternative treatments such as colonic hydrotherapy, hypnosis, building “dams,” and “avalanche blasting.” Will this excessively regular guy find happiness?

Romance, Riches, and Restrooms is available online from Amazon and Barnes & Noble

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Movies:

This is Spinal Tap! The Royal Tenenbaums, Top Gun, Dumb and Dumber, My Blue Heaven, Swingers, Old School, Airplane! and of course...Office Space.

Television:

Two and a Half Men, Daily Show, Colbert Report, The Unit, CSI Miami

Books:

Me Talk Pretty One Day and Dress Your Family in Corduroy and Denim by David Sedaris, Thank You for Smoking by Christopher Buckley, Running With Scissors by Augusten Burroughs, and P.J O'Rourke's classic Parliament of Whores

Heroes:

Steve Martin, Lewis Black, The Jerky Boys

My Blog

"Award-Winning" IBS Memoir!!!

It's time to crack open the Cuervo Gold!!!And break out some fresh limes...and triplesec, too!!!Oh yeah - It's margarita time, baby!Hey, it probably wouldn't hurt to pull that ice-cold bottle of jager...
Posted by Romance, Riches, and Restrooms on Thu, 29 May 2008 08:10:00 PST

TV Interview Video (Part II)

OK, so after having the same tired "my first IBS speech" video posted on my page for so long, I thought adding some new footage might be a refreshing change. This is Part II of an interview I did back...
Posted by Romance, Riches, and Restrooms on Mon, 14 Jan 2008 07:42:00 PST

Workin’ for a Living...with IBS

Over the last couple of months, I've gotten a flood of emails (okay, maybe not a flood, but definitely a steady trickle) from people looking for an update. Where have you been? What have you been doi...
Posted by Romance, Riches, and Restrooms on Mon, 05 Nov 2007 05:59:00 PST

My kind of luxury car!

In the beginning, they gave us the cigarette lighter. A decade or two later, we were treated to the cupholder. Sure, why not? It's logical enough. The hot trend over the last few years...
Posted by Romance, Riches, and Restrooms on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 07:33:00 PST

"Irritated Being Single" - Q&A With the Man Who Started Worlds First IBS Dating Site

In case you've never personally experienced the "thrill" of having a hot date collide with an untimely IBS attack, let me humbly offer up an excerpt from Romance, Riches, and Restrooms ...
Posted by Romance, Riches, and Restrooms on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 09:36:00 PST

KICK-ASS Review from POD Critic

Humorous, offbeat IBS memoirs  apparently they're not just for IBS sufferers anymore. Well, that's the message that I took away from this latest book review, which was posted this morning by the blo...
Posted by Romance, Riches, and Restrooms on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 03:34:00 PST

More NEW Reviews - IBS Tales/IBS Network

Note: This review is from Sophie Lee, a longtime IBS sufferer, prolific blogger, and founder of the popular web site IBS Tales. March 14, 2007 Romance, Riches and Restrooms Romances, Riches and...
Posted by Romance, Riches, and Restrooms on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 07:45:00 PST

Daily Candy, US News & World Report...my quirky memoir is making news!

US News & World Report "Conversation: How irritable bowel syndrome took over Tim Phelan's life." "In 1988, Tim Phelan was an ambitious new college grad with a degree in French and economics. He dr...
Posted by Romance, Riches, and Restrooms on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 12:04:00 PST

Read some excerpts!

This first excerpt is from the book's prologue: Stacey was stunned. Of course, I'd seen it all before. The topic usually cropped up during the first date, sometimes the second. They all reacted the sa...
Posted by Romance, Riches, and Restrooms on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 08:10:00 PST

Book Reviews

Note: This review appeared in the Douglas Daily News on Friday, September 29, 2006. Book discusses humor, difficulties of irritable bowels   Robert Preston, Jr. Douglas Daily News   DOUGLAS ...
Posted by Romance, Riches, and Restrooms on Thu, 16 Nov 2006 10:51:00 PST