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To the Spelling & Grammer whores... my S&G sucks. Deal with it.
I honestly believe that "Water IS THICKER than blood" (atleast in my case). My friends are my family.
Im an asshole, Im a weirdo/genius (somtimes... whats the difference).
Music is awesome.. so is beer.
I get excessively drunk at inappropriate times, disregard social norms, ignore the consequences of my actions, mock idiots and posers.
I think about raping your father in the crawspace under my house.
I hate people who use their blood heritage and/or zodiac sign as an excuse for the way they act.
I like to wear rubber gloves when i drink Vodka.
I think organized religion is bullshit.
Im honest and ill be the first person to tell you about yourself if needed.
I hate liars and junkies. I think tourette's syndrome is hot! and i have a weird obsession with retards.
I don't trust ANYTHING if it's albino, i don't know why but i don't.
I want Bob Barker's microphone.
I think Richard Simmons should do porn. Fat people look great in spandex!!.
I hate stalkers.
The other day i was thinking that i should add some of those awesome graphics to my page that everyone has been raving about.
You know... maybe some of those cheesy signs with other people’s shitty quotes on them... NO... wait! I need one of those stupid fucking surveys on my page so people can find out whether or not I’ve eaten a whole package of Oreo cookies or snorted a line of coke off my dog's dick in the past month.
Nah... fuck that.
Please DO NOT post any of those ridiculous glitter graphics on my page or any of those retarded message "trains". There's something about those things that make my head hurt and give me the violent shits.
Also... I don't add bands or people that i don't know so send me a message first if you want to add me.
Doug Stanhope - Dead Fetus Photo

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