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SludgeMunkey

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About Me

( Loosely paraphrasing Douglas Adams...) Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the western spiral arm of the galaxy lies a small blue green planet populated by a spieces of hairless apes oft concerned about the movemnts of small green pieces of paper that still think digital watches are pretty neat. One late night on a Thursday in January in a small apartment south of San Diego, one of them had an idea. An amazingly awful idea. An Idea that would change the world forever, sending reverbations throughout time and space. This is not his story.
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My Interests

Marlboro Blend No. 27s, Axolotls, Neo-Industrial Detritus, Barren Wastelands, Lizard-Chasing, Zombies, Tempur Foam, Duct Tape, Explosions, Peanut Butter Creme Double Stuff Oreos, Smart-assed T-shirts, Combat boots with steel toes, imagining new ways to execute fellow public transportaion users, long calming bowel movements.

I'd like to meet:

The advertising executive that came up with the term "Freedom Fries". In a dark alley...Michael Jackson's fourth nose...a chick that doubles as a mobile drink coaster... .. Start WxSticker --

Plan your trip Local Radar Detailed Forecast .. End WxSticker --

Music:

Currently playing: Ministry- "Rio Grande DUB" "Box" White Zombie- "Supersexy Swingin' Sounds" Type O Negative- "The Least Worst Of" Bob Marley and the Wailers- "Lost Tracks" Pink Floyd- "Animals" Nine Inch Nails- "Year Zero" Primus- "Seas of Cheese" Johnny Cash- "Unearthed Box Set" New Order- "Box Set"

Movies:

navy song



The greatest recruiting commercial ever..

You can try to hide...



Here is why Foward Looking Infrared is the greatest technology known to man. Notice the RPG cools off and is no longer visible once it sits in the field for a bit...

Happiness is a warm belt-fed weapon



M134 7.62 Gattling gun in action. Often mislabled as a chaingun, this weapon is sometimes also refered incorrectly to as a mini-gun- the 5.56 version of the same technology.

Ministry: Burning Inside



from the album: The Mind is a Terrible Thing to Taste (1989)directed by: Eric Zimmermanhttp://www.ministrymusic.org/

Television:

[adult swim] Mythbusters

Books:

If you don't read something every day, you should be forcibly sterilized. I re-readThe Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy "trilogy", H.P. Lovecraft, Dr. Thompson, Kerouac, Bruce, Tad William's Otherland Series, Graphic Novels,Transmetropolitan, Phillip K. Dick, and Clive Cussler(for mental vacations).

Heroes:

Spider Jerusalem, Foamy, Dr. Zoidberg, Stewie Griffin, Murderface, meatwad

My Blog

Gack

MySpace has lost its magic for me.This once entertaining garbage site is now full of malware. Every ad is dangerous. Bots roam the listings. Morons abound en masse. I have had enough.So, I will leave ...
Posted by SludgeMunkey on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 10:51:00 PST

The System revealed!

So, it is 92.9 percent finished(Yes, I actually calculated that percentage...)Only thing left to do to the new computer is to get and install a better power supply. The measly 500 Watt jobber i have c...
Posted by SludgeMunkey on Fri, 17 Aug 2007 08:13:00 PST

ROFLMFAOSHISMP

The world never ceases to amaze me.A bridge collapses and Wolf Blitzer merely confirms what we all already know- Wolf Blitzer is a fucking idiot. (Wolf- its pronounced Thirty Five West, not Double Yo...
Posted by SludgeMunkey on Sat, 04 Aug 2007 11:35:00 PST

Venting your frustrations on new hardware

Yup.I'm back.New direction, new town, new gripes.I have been bored out of my mind. Same shit every day. Work to exhaustion. Attempt to sleep. Feel guilty about not spending any time with the family. W...
Posted by SludgeMunkey on Sat, 04 Aug 2007 11:16:00 PST

SOON!

I feel the urge to blog again.Need to do a few more days thinking about the whole thing.Trust me, it's time for a change...Well, that and there is some cool assed shit going on nowadays...So to start ...
Posted by SludgeMunkey on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 09:26:00 PST

What the @$^$?

Why the hell is myspace all limeyed out? I never have mad a Pound Sterling in my life. I find extra "u"s in color and flavor to be pretentious and snooty.What next? Scone crumbs?
Posted by SludgeMunkey on Sun, 15 Jul 2007 04:04:00 PST

omaha is for assholes

It's been a while. i have been busy.Working and going to schol full time while trying to take care of an extended family is taking its toll. I cancelled my World of warcraft account. I have no friends...
Posted by SludgeMunkey on Sun, 08 Jul 2007 11:20:00 PST

Unsuccesfully coping with the power of kinetic energy.

So, we pulled the monkey-head out of school, grabbed the dog and his survival kit, and loaded up the Green Machine to head on down to Kansas City today. It was a typical cold and wet day, and the road...
Posted by SludgeMunkey on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 08:32:00 PST

'nuff said.

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2007/basketball/ncaa/03/30/ bc.bkc.nit.t.shirtgoof.ap/index.html?eref=rss_topstories
Posted by SludgeMunkey on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 08:56:00 PST

New pics posted!

SEE! The Amazing Chuy in all his mongrel glory!SEE! the Most recent pics of the only real Pirate in Nebraska!SEE! Snapshots of Axolotls "doing it"SEE! The results of Sludgetacular 2007!All this and mo...
Posted by SludgeMunkey on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 09:28:00 PST