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About Me

Last time I told people about myself it didn't go over so well, so I'm sure you will understand when I say, go fuck yourself....

My Interests

recreational medication use, reading, drinking good booze, volunteering for the homeless...well, I really just roll them and steal their anti-psychotics.

I'd like to meet:

Go to hell.

Music:

Courtney Love, The Carpenters, HIM, cKy, Hole, Nirvana, NIN, Johnny Cash, GG Alin, and any other band where someone OD'd on heroin....or any other drug.

Movies:

The Last Temptation of Christ, John Waters...anything Parker Posey..... and I hate that Passion of the Christ movie and I don't like that Mel Gibson...but you can call me sugartits!!!

Television:

The Riches, House, Scrubs, Nip/Tuck, Family Guy, South Park, Three's Company.

Books:

Chuck Palahniuk, JT. Leroy, Augusten Burroughs, David Sedaris. I am sick of that bible. It is too long, but it sure is interesting!

Heroes:

Phineas Taylor Barnum, Hackaliah Bailey, Joshua Purdy Brown, John Wayne Gacy...

My Blog

paid programing

It's late and I am about to go to bed. The show I was watching on the DVR ended and real-time TV came on. I hate real-time TV. I don't want to sit through commercials and at 4:30....everything is a...
Posted by ask someone else on Sat, 24 May 2008 01:26:00 PST

Beer, crack, hookers, jail birds...these are a few of my favorite things!

I could have mentioned sooner that I found a job. It hasn't been long at all though so it wouldn't have been that much sooner. I'll decline to say the name of where I am working, but I get to see my...
Posted by ask someone else on Tue, 20 May 2008 05:04:00 PST

Dick Masterson

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Posted by ask someone else on Fri, 09 May 2008 06:57:00 PST

My pizza made it here in 30 minutes.

My sofa was delivered today! It was supposed to be here between 2-3. I called at 2:30 because I didn't listen when I scheduled the delivery. You might think I would remember saying 2...
Posted by ask someone else on Thu, 01 May 2008 07:26:00 PST

On Ambien --no, I mean I am on Ambien, not that I am giving out my opinion..I can barely type

I am in my new house!! The bed is here so this will be my first night here.I feel better being here. The last house was so poverish and it made me feel bad about myself the way that your s...
Posted by ask someone else on Wed, 23 Apr 2008 09:41:00 PST

R.I.P. letter G

What in the hell is going on? What happened to the letter G in the English language? I was taught to annunciate all letters. Are people really so lazy that they can't toss the letter...
Posted by ask someone else on Mon, 21 Apr 2008 09:34:00 PST

car insurance

My rate went up when I renewed my policy lat month. Ok, no big deal. Then my rate went up again today when I updated my address. My new zipcode costs more too. What the hell?I ...
Posted by ask someone else on Mon, 14 Apr 2008 11:32:00 PST

gettin’ (the) head(s up)

Today I was supposed to pick up my final paycheck from my old job, however they didn’t total in my hours from this week so I will be going back next week. No problem for me. On my fucking ...
Posted by ask someone else on Fri, 28 Mar 2008 12:24:00 PST

Today is supposed to be my last day....

I might be back next week to train the new hire. For breakfast on my last day of work I had a McGriddle (it was overrated, ok at best; and no sandwhich that small should weigh so much, this can ...
Posted by ask someone else on Fri, 21 Mar 2008 08:26:00 PST

Vote Madonna for President!!!

I have not been watching anything that is even a little bit related to the elections and candidates, however I have a feeling none of them are promising to save the world in 4 min. or less. Well...
Posted by ask someone else on Thu, 20 Mar 2008 11:43:00 PST