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About Me

"It's as if Carver is in perpetual twilight, her id chewing away with a superego's logorrhea. Often what makes writing great isn't an author's ideas, but the meticulous diagram of her pathologies." --Darin Straus, New York Observer"Like taking bad acid with a high school nymphomaniac who forces you to listen to scratched Kiss records while she tells you her twisted fantasies." --Pagan Kennedy, Village Voice"My ear is to the ground. There is movement all around. There is something going down, and I can feel it." --The Bee Gees, Night Fever

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 8/7/2005
Band Website: Suckdog.net
Band Members: Everything you ever wanted to know about GG Allin, Dame Darcy, Bill Callahan (Smog), Cindy Dall, Boyd Rice and Anton LaVey and that they're going to totally kill me for saying.
Influences: Oh, I suppose Henry Miller, Walt Whitman, Anne Sexton, The Shaggs, the GTO's, the National Enquirer. Ex-pats from anything and anywhere. My ex-husbands.
Sounds Like: "You seemed to me so free, so spontaneous, so vivid, that I believed you were always acting by fantasy, without regret, and I decided to be like you. Then I came to see you as close to the devil. What kind of game do you play with me, I asked -- with all of us? Now, finally, I know that you are neither good nor evil. You are simply a perverse, lost little girl."
Record Label: Soft Skull
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

Why I left iDolphin on my Comments

Because I like bikinis in unlikely locales. Don't like them in likely ones. And because she said "I spend all my time trying not to cheat on you." I think it is SO RUDE to advertise on someone else's ...
Posted by Drugs Are Nice on Sat, 19 Apr 2008 10:35:00 PST

I wanted to make Hillary my number one Friend

but two of her profiles refused to accept me as a Friend, so how could I?I guess it's not so good for a campaign to have Drugs Are Nice as a friend.But really, with health care in the crisis it's in, ...
Posted by Drugs Are Nice on Sat, 08 Mar 2008 11:29:00 PST

Why did Tigger stare into the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh.
Posted by Drugs Are Nice on Mon, 18 Feb 2008 05:07:00 PST

What’s with the half-Irish?

I can't date anything but, for years now, over and over and over! They're attracted to me! The full nations see nothing in me.
Posted by Drugs Are Nice on Mon, 22 Oct 2007 08:00:00 PST

I am watching

Old School. And it has convinced me that I have to write that book that I've been thinking about, the one that will make me a lot of money. Because then I can retire and watch the following movies ove...
Posted by Drugs Are Nice on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 01:21:00 PST

Hilary Clinton

I'm going to be at her Dover headquarters every morning. Want me to call you and talk about her? God, but volunteers do dress fancy and look so good.
Posted by Drugs Are Nice on Wed, 29 Aug 2007 09:41:00 PST

Sadie saw some drag queens.

She said, "Oh, Mommy, they MUST be from Scotland!"
Posted by Drugs Are Nice on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 04:02:00 PST

I had a dream.

A voice said: "Nouns are the body, verbs are the life. Adjectives are the bloody dress they were found in after the accident."The voice was mine, I think. It sounded irritated.
Posted by Drugs Are Nice on Sat, 09 Jun 2007 05:05:00 PST

Sadie doesn't wish on dandelions anymore.

Because, she says, she found out they're weeds. Also, because she wishes and wishes every time, and it never comes true.I said, "Well, since you don't believe in wishes anymore, I guess you don't have...
Posted by Drugs Are Nice on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 11:28:00 PST

So my shrink told me to date a normal man.

After quite a search, I found one, and went on the date (I always do what my shrink tells me to). And my normal man turned out to NOT be normal AT ALL (he's kind, he's thoughtful ... but he is quite a...
Posted by Drugs Are Nice on Wed, 30 May 2007 02:18:00 PST