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"About me"... Talking about myself always carries the risk of sounding conceited, but here it goes. My name is Rob and I work as the publisher of Reviewer Magazine, which is a periodical of news and entertainment-industry review.
Reviewer magazine covers new music, books and other literature, film and video, news and satire, and prints over 10,000 free copies every three months that are distributed nationwide.

Reviewer Magazine wants you to perform to your full potential.


Email [email protected] to get in the next issue.
Reviewer Magazine enjoys the Earth and its dependably predictable patterns of behavior. At sunset we witness the ritual of its daily rotation, from the edge of the North American continent, just a few hundred feet from the Reviewer headquarters office in San Diego, California.
Reviewer magazine does videos now. Email [email protected] to be in one.
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What are my interests? Ill let you know. But, to quote Gene Simmons, "What are all men interested in?"

[Yes yes... I know Kid Rock's "Bawitdaba" is old but I still like it, and it's great to play when on print deadline.]

I'd like to meet:

Bands, musicians, models, writers, photographers, advertisers - who wish to be in the next issue of Reviewer. And a competent web designer. Email [email protected] . No one under 18.

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Music:

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Movies:

Okay, let's see here. I've watched most of the Coen brother's movies and have liked them all. Bruce Willis' post-DIE HARD movies like 12 MONKEYS are pretty much uniformly exceptional. I'm a fan of Nicholas Cage's movies. There's several Ah-nold movies that were appreciated (we're into all that action-hero stuff), but I didn't vote for the Gubinator when he was installed as Fuhrer of Kalifornia. There's ETERNAL SUNSHINE OF THE SPOTLESS MIND, LORD OF WAR and GRIZZLY MAN ... Hmm, other than that, way too many to list, but ABOUT SCHMIDT - good movie. THE TRUMAN SHOW, with Jim Carrey, good too. THE NINTH GATE, with Johnny Depp - great... All sorts of war movies, THE THIN RED LINE being one (the modern remake of course, not the corny vintage version), MUNICH... I'm into movies derived from good literature, like Tolkein's LORD OF THE RINGS or even a short story adaptation like BARFLY. RUNAWAY TRAIN, THE USUAL SUSPECTS ... SHIT MAGNET, a book by Jim Goad, should be good if it ever gets made. I've heard it was optioned by Hollywood. There's a movie I've been wanting to see again with Sting playing a small cameo, forgot the name, but I've been looking for it for a while now. APOCALYPSE NOW, one of the classics, rest in peace Mr. Brando. So many more... I could go on all night.
Check out the RCs below, in yet another great retro video brought to you by the good people at Reviewer TV, the "Classics" station. Woof woof:
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New Liquor Reviews!

Legal Absinthe in America, part one...and part two:[Videos by Rob Rowsey , America's greatest and most amazingest rock'n-roll photographer and alterna-journalist.]

Television:

I watch and listen to the news a lot.

CSI, Law And Order, Letterman, Leno, Conan, you know...

Reviewer TV

Cartoonist Lora Norton and Chuck Dukowski (Black Flag):

Tim Mays at Starlight (no The):

Stormy Daniels is hot:

Museum Of Unnatural History:

Jana busts up a brawl at Chasers:

Gram Rabbit interview:

Nico Elise in Hollywood:

Medical Marijuana interview:

Books:

Some books I like: LEXICON DEVIL from Feral House, THE STRANGER by Camus, THE ART OF WAR by Chinese military writer Sun Zsu, WELCOME TO THE MONKEY HOUSE and SLAUGHTERHOUSE FIVE and anything by the humanitarian Kurt Vonnegut Jr., TOUGH GUYS DON'T DANCE by Norman Mailer, BILLY BATHGATE (the fictional story of a boy growing up in Prohibition era New York) by E.L. Doctorow, a book of prose and poetry called HIGH ADVENTURE IN THE GREAT OUTDOORS by Henry Rollins, PULP and THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN IN TOWN and anything by Charles Bukowski, THE KILLER ANGELS (twice, eight years apart) by Pulitzer Prize winner Michael Shaara, CASINO ROYALE by Ian Fleming, HELL'S ANGELS by Dr. Hunter S. Thompson and HELLS ANGEL by Sonny Barger (I'm not a biker nor do I even own a motorcycle yet, but find the secret hierarchy of clubs like this interesting), HEART OF DARKNESS by Joseph Conrad, I WAS A MURDER JUNKIE (about touring with GG Allin) by Evan Cohen, THE DAVINCI CODE by Dan Brown, TIME MACHINE by HG Wells (I know... it's an old classic), THE GAME by Neil Strauss (that's right, I'm guilty of being interested in learning new techniques for meeting women). Other than these... I read compulsively and find it difficult to stand in line at the bank or somewhere like that without a magazine or the paper. I've been wanting to re-read CANNERY ROW and THE PEARL by John Steinbeck. The former has a real good part where La Jolla, one of the best areas of San Diego, is mentioned.

Heroes:

Myself. Well, and I also admire the truly moral and honest, not the hypocritical, and have a lot of respect for the self-taught, self-made wealthy like Donald Trump (especially for his genuine showmanship and loyalty to his friends), Larry Flynt for fearlessly defending the first amendment, entreprenuerial American pioneer railroad builder Minor Cooper Keith, Lt Col George Armstrong Custer for his daring bravado and example of personal leadership in the Civil War and in the wars of the frontier, various military figures throughout history, Abraham Lincoln, John F. Kennedy and his brother Robert "Bobby" Kennedy, Dr. Martin Luther King, and really anyone else who fits the above criteria and thinks for themselves. Like the song says: I am not your rolling wheels/I am the highway/I am not your carpet ride/I am the sky/I am not your blowing wind/I am the lightning/I am not your autumn moon/I am the night.

My Blog

China rocked by 7+ earthquake

Thousands killed by huge China quakeBEIJING, China (CNN) -- Thousands of people have been killed by Monday's powerful earthquake in just one affected region of central China, its government said, with...
Posted by Reviewer Magazine on Mon, 12 May 2008 12:55:00 PST

Snakebit!

Snakebit! A local rattler gets ready to enjoy a yummy furry treat.It is nature's way.This is a Crotalus oreganus helleri, also known as a "Southern Pacific rattlesnake, black diamon...
Posted by Reviewer Magazine on Wed, 07 May 2008 11:06:00 PST

Carre Callaway rules as Queen Kwong, May 14, Silverlake Lounge

myspace.com/queenkwong Carre' Callaway is Queen Kwong.She was mentored by Trent Reznor starting at the age of 17 and toured with Nine Inch Nails, opening for the band as a solo act, just her ...
Posted by Reviewer Magazine on Wed, 07 May 2008 11:13:00 PST

New Literature - Scapegoat Books Publishing

[New Books Video Interview]Avant-garde PublishingReviewer Mag checks out the new book called Carnivora by alt-book publishers Scapegoat Books. It's their eighth release. Click the pic for the...
Posted by Reviewer Magazine on Wed, 07 May 2008 04:17:00 PST

Coachella review

The Coachella Valley Music and Arts FestivalFriday April 25 and Saturday April 26 @ Empire Polo Fields in Indio, CaliforniaReview by Matthew PowersFridayBouncing my way from the techno tents to the in...
Posted by Reviewer Magazine on Sun, 04 May 2008 01:59:00 PST

Hollywood Wiretapping On Trail

At the Pellicano Wiretapping TrialBy William Wheaton[Editor's Note: This is an exclusive to REVIEWER MAGAZINE. See William Wheaton's post-Wiretapping Trial coverage video interviews here and here. ~RR...
Posted by Reviewer Magazine on Thu, 01 May 2008 12:34:00 PST

new Music Reviews ... & 4 more check ReviewerMag.com

Note - alternate page: http://reviewermagazine.com/rvur38music-michael-caldwell-1.h tmlMusic Reviews by Michael CaldwellThe Sword Gods of the Earth (Kemado Records)With their sophomore invasion Gods ...
Posted by Reviewer Magazine on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 12:53:00 PST

Moon over Nado


Posted by Reviewer Magazine on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 12:50:00 PST

My Cause Is Noble

"I can guide a missile by satellite"The Flobots - Handlebars lyrics[... video by Reviewer Rob]Artist: The Flobots lyricsAlbum: Other Song LyricsTitle: "Handlebars"I can ride my bike with no handlebars...
Posted by Reviewer Magazine on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 12:48:00 PST

*Temporary Hold* [have a nice weekend]

Temporary Hold?!Apr. 3, 2008 Debit Card PIN Purchase To SHELL SAN DIEGO CA Completed Details -$54.72 USD $0.00 USD -$54.72 USD $149.97 USD Apr. 3, 2008 Temporary Hold By PayPal Placed De...
Posted by Reviewer Magazine on Sat, 05 Apr 2008 02:48:00 PST