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Vaginals

Recording for the New Year!

About Me


orgasmic telekinesis rages against menstration subatomic demagogue echo cosmic plasma coochie cults inter-dimensional hyper magnetic psyche web core transmogrication mutation ........... birthed six years prior at La Cochina's 4-track haven only to sprout varied multiheaded incarnations.........
YES! We have T-Shirts! $10 at shows or $15 over the mail. E-mail us. We can do any color t-shirt anysize XXL Adult - XXS Child."THE PERFECT LOVE"
written by The Residents
there's something I must tell you
there's something I must say
the only really perfect love
is one that gets away
"DOWNSIZED TO A PONY RIDE"
downsized to a pony ride
a pony ride
pony ride
road rages on
the express lane
ten items or less
in the express lane
one at a time
its fair and balanced
in a single file line
its fair and balanced
look at what we got that she don't
whats it that he has that I don't?
look at what we got that they don't
what's it that he has that I don't?
and die!
and DIE!!
look at all the fucking shit thats piling sky high
plastic parts corroded metal food containers
products made to entertain control and save us
running out of them is not an option
time is money -isnt it the best arrangement?
for minimum wage
its only motivation
I'm happy with my life
we're happy with your lies
so happy with our lives
and happy with the lies
look at what we've got that you don't
so happy with your life
whats it that he has that I don't?
so happy with our lies
look at what we have that they don't
they're happy with their lies
whats it that he has that i don't?
he's happy with our lives
Downsized to a ponyride!
"SLEEPLESS NIGHT"
I
I know you
I know you
you say
goodbye
you say goodbye
then ask why
what is a crooner
supposed to do?
sing to me?
sing to me
since there’s no sleep at night
but a bloodshot eye
displace this time
"I THINK THAT YOU KNOW I KNOW YOU KNOW"
I
I think you know that I know, that you know
and you know
I know that I know
I think that you know I know
what I know
and you know I know
what I know
thats what I heard
through the grapevine
that look in your eye
that look in your eye
and I know this
cause I'm psychic
its not so complicated
you're not so complicated
youre not so
not so
I
I think you know that I know that you know
and you know, I know, what I know
can't you see?
can't you tell?
by the way
of my smell?
don't you know?
here we go
but NOT NOW
just you wait
no, not know
have some patience
get some patience, man
I
I think you know that I know what you know
and you know I know
what I know
huh?
"SQUIRMER"
no position suits
just to keep on moving
no position suits
just to keep on the move
squirmer
hide out and ducking
duck the duck the duck gooose
down for a count
squirmer
oh
squirmer
oh
what position
what position is this?
opposition
a position to move
avoid, avoiding
a void
avoid, avoiding
a void
squirmer
squirm
squirmer
squirm
a void, avoiding
avoid
a void, avoiding
avoid
just to keep
our positions
we hold back
don't hold back

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My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 4/11/2006
Band Website: History of Premature Burial or The Randal Gatz
Band Members: Started as La Cochina’s ill ligit love/brainchild with a four track recorder. After a few years and many solo performances, she was joined by a revolving cast of in-studio guests and band members. Such is the ebb and flow of ingenious minds engaged in the creative process...

current members:

Bill Wesley, Alia J., La Cochina

In-Studio Guests and/or Previous Members:

El Mescalito,
La Calavera,
Bobby Bray,
King Tetsunari,
Mr. T,
Mikki Olsen,
Raul Nieves,
Ed Farrel Jr VIII,
Bubs,
Daniil,
Heather Brosche,
TigerLily

more TBA..

Influences: the moon and big bang..... ALSO: The Residents, The Beatles, The Smiths, Billie Holiday, Yma Sumac, Bongwater, Patti Smith, Joy Division, Nat King Cole, Throbbing Gristle, Bessie Smith, Renaldo and The Loaf, SMOG, Mazzy Star, Pink Floyd, Nina Simone, Fleetwood Mac, DEVO, PJ Harvey, Frank Zappa, Velvet Underground, Peaches, This Mortal Coil, Os Mutantes, Captain Beefheart, Bjork, Coltraine, Mr. Bungle, My Bloody Valentine, Siouxsie and the Banshees, Saul Williams, Radiohead, Ethel Merman, Oingo Boingo, Portishead, Lenny Bruce, Art Tatum, The Pretenders, John Zorn, Pat Benetar, Quem Queritis, Nina Hagen, Bob Dylan, Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds/Birthday Party, Afrika Bambaata, Peggy Lee, The Cure, James Brown, The Talking Heads, Slowdive, Devine, The Carpenters, The Coup, Disney, CAN, Dead Kennedys, ESG, They Might Be Giants, Buena Vista Social Club, Tom Waits, OutKast, Laurie Anderson, Cream, Lush, Naked City, Buzzcocks, Sly and The Family Stone, Get Hustle, Love, X, The Pixies, Janis Joplin, PIL, Mingus, Eurythmics, Daniel Johnston, The Clash, Dead Prez, Johnny Cash, Nico, Black Flag, Hella, Pere Ubu, Primus, Sonic Youth, Patsy Cline, Tones on Tail, The Jams, The Melvins, Syd Barret, Aphex Twin, Beck, Coil, The Byrds, Romeo Void, Dead Can Dance, Snakefinger, Madonna, Squarepusher, The Ramones, The Police, Shirley Bassey, Sleepytime Gorrilla Museum, The Supremes, Einstuerzende Neubauten, Billy Joel, Gang of Four, Stevie Wonder, Celia Cruz, Elton John, The Monkees, Lee Scratch Perry, NY Dolls, Slayer, Nirvana, Memphis Minnie, Kraftwerk, NWA, Yoko Ono, Bruce Haack, Diamanda Galas, Bob Marley, The Beach Boys, David Bowie, The Slits, Tina Turner, Fantomas, Wendy Carlos, The Beasty Boys, Smashing Pumpkins, Tupac, Taraf de Haïdouks, The Frogs, Micheal Jackson, Vijaya Anand, Josephine Baker, Bad Brains, Heavy Vegitable, Art Bears, Lidia Lunch, The Legendary Pink Dots, Melt Bannana, Weird Al Yankovic, Debussy, Queen, Fats Waller, The Rolling Stones, Belle and Sebastian, New Order, Mad Professor, The Raincoats, Ween, Robert Johnson, The Boredoms, Parliment Funkadelic, Queen Latifah, The Runaways, 10,000 Maniacs, The Vaselines, The Go-Go's, Comus, Men's Recovery Project, Sinead O'Connor, Ornette Coleman, Harry Parch, Jimmi Hedrix, Ramblin Jack Elliot and soooooo much more much more........................................................ ... PLUS these inspired fools that we've the pleasure of playing with:..
Sounds Like: nu psych neo wave post prog sub dada pre punk ultra noise
Record Label: parasitic corporate criminals
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

Leaving Paradise

Nothing but death or an emergency room sized eye infection will stop us from leaving our lovely town of San Diego. Thanks to all that have invited us to the cities and states along our way. We cant ma...
Posted by Vaginals on Thu, 03 Apr 2008 10:52:00 PST

East Coast Tour??

Yes I think we may still have a crack at getting to the east coast.Hopefully I will know on Wednesday.Wish us luck and that the rental doesnt breakdown like my van did.OKIE!
Posted by Vaginals on Mon, 31 Mar 2008 12:33:00 PST

Lyrics

"DUMBO MAM"I’m not humanI’m an animalwe’re not humanwe’re animalswho wants to be human?not meno, not mewhere memories insideeach cellwill storeacts fit to ignorehidden in a cod...
Posted by Vaginals on Mon, 31 Mar 2008 12:22:00 PST