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About Me

I write things for Missbehave magazine and 9/10 DJ blogs out of LA. I used to throw parties. Now I watch tv instead. I live in New York, but think I still live in LA. I used to be crazy skinny then I got really into eating. I will work for you for money. I am not your intern. I am Steve Aoki's intern. I am funny and nice. A lot of people hate me because they aren't funny. My friends don't hate me, so I'm cool. Oh, and I am cool.

Stop taking yourself so seriously. Stop taking me so seriously. Grab a few Xanax and join me on the other side.
(photo:lastnightsparty.com)

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Party yay
My Best Week Ever blog.
My Youtube
Dj Skeet Skeet Sarah Morrison battle blog
my old blog
Me on tape.
Brooke Geery and Sarah Morrison try to take Rachel Ray's job.
Sarah Morrison on Franki Chan.
This is me interviewing Plastic Little. We were drinking. This is horrible. Do not watch this.

Sarah Morrison on Dudes at Bars
Sarah Morrison goes on another diet.
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People talk about me. I don't care. People talk about people sometimes.

My Interests

i hate: coachella, sour cream, answering the phone, showering, trying to be nice to people i don't like, brushing my hair, flip phones, flip flops, stupid people, rain, and anyone that became a dj after 2006.
i like: straws, salt, babies that don't belong to me, tin foil, medicinal marijuana, splenda, complaining, kethup, hair removal, arguing with parking ticket guys, paper plates, cigarettes, going over on my minutes, the radio, leaving really long voicemail messages, free drugs, babies and animals, talking about my boobs, throwing away bills, and judging people.

I'd like to meet:

we are going to live happily ever after, in a duplex in dorchester someday.

Music:

i like tv

Movies:

i like tv

Television:

the office, weeds, roseanne, the hills, 30 rock, designing women, 24, reba, top chef, project runway, full house, supernanny, jimmy kimmel, oprah, the today show, top model, any talk shows that involve paternity tests, dateline, full house, wife swap, degrassi jr high, dr phil, and cooking shows.

Books:

magazines and la weekly

Heroes:

greg f

lloyd

black britney

kimora's mugshot

dirty preston
anna and gina in this picture.

My Blog

Best Week Ever: La and back to Brooklyn

"Let's spell everything with only consonants like Mstrkrft. We will help the recession by not having to buy vowels!"-My boy Steven Shein makes this dope-ass jewelry. It's crazy laser etched poppy stuf...
Posted by sarah morrison on Thu, 22 May 2008 03:59:00 PST

Steven Shein Jewelry is Dope! Girls U need this! TRUST!

Steven Shein is a jewelry designer out of LA. He makes all this crazy laser etched and uber awesome pop jewelry that you can not live without. All those celeb girls rock it. You've prolly seen it at K...
Posted by sarah morrison on Thu, 22 May 2008 10:05:00 PST

Best Week Ever: May 2nd Coachella/LA edition

"If I had a dime for every time I left my wallet in Steve Aoki's car..."-I have gained some weight in the past six months. I created a goal of wanting to weigh 140 pounds before i went to LA. Basicall...
Posted by sarah morrison on Sat, 03 May 2008 08:55:00 PST

Best Week Ever: Update!

I am blogging at my dear friend Steve Aoki's site. peep that.I will forever be sharing the thoughts I should keep to myself at Missbehavemag.com. The rest of my life is going undercover for a while.Ha...
Posted by sarah morrison on Tue, 22 Apr 2008 10:41:00 PST

Best Week Ever is on vacation

I am taking a break from this. There has been some crazy ass drama as of late. I am gonna stay clear of where i am, what i am doing, and who i am doing for a bit. I am still blogging at Missbehave, da...
Posted by sarah morrison on Wed, 26 Mar 2008 11:07:00 PST

Best Week Ever: March 7th

"My hair is all scarved up like Winehouse. I can't even get a brush through it."-I have gone completely insane. That a lie. I have gone borderline completely insane. It has been a cumulation of blogs,...
Posted by sarah morrison on Mon, 10 Mar 2008 08:29:00 PST

Best Week Ever: February 29th

"I can't. Diplo is in your Myspace top 8 and Diplo's mom is in mine."-I walk in the door of my parents' house carrying a trash bag of clothes and a gorilla stuffed animal. My sister simply goes, "Wher...
Posted by sarah morrison on Sat, 01 Mar 2008 09:19:00 PST

Sarah Morrison + Missbehave Magazine!

So Missbehave is the only legit girls mag around. I am writing for them and blogging daily over at their site. Go check it out and get a subscription so you can read the shiny real version too.yay....
Posted by sarah morrison on Sun, 17 Feb 2008 01:36:00 PST

Best Week Ever: February 8th

"There is a huge difference in being the pregnant girl from that Britney Spears movie and giving Vincent Gallo actual head on camera."-I NEED A PLACE TO LIVE IN THE GREATER BROOKLYN NY AREA MARCH 1ST....
Posted by sarah morrison on Mon, 11 Feb 2008 09:59:00 PST

NEW VIdeos! Sarah Morrisons 3 Hour Road Trip!

My 3 hour drive from New York to Boston last night/this morning became a 6 hour drive because of the weather. There are 4 installments. Don't hate me. There could have been WAY more.Sarah Morrison's 3...
Posted by sarah morrison on Sun, 10 Feb 2008 03:29:00 PST