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gaseous clay

Why dont THE MELVINS have a myspace page?

About Me

im a young designer and painter, sometimes photographer. im composed of sarcasm, insane fashion sense and a facial tick that makes it impossible for me not to pout in a photo. im ridiculously chic and cool. the word hipster sucks the big one. i know more Ovid quotes than any other black person alive. i sew by hand. my project west coast gangster chic is ungoogable and i fucking love that. im from l.a. but i live in memphis (for now). i take about a hundred pictures a day.im the most wayward buddhist ever. i tend to live like old writers used to, just following the experience, however weird or off course. i love people who arent clones of someone else. i have no idea who cory kennedy is and i READ nylon! i think the warble are such a genius band that if they lived in l.a. they would already be written about and masturbated over extensively by every hardon music editor with a mag. scientologists and logcabin republicans scare the shit out of me. im obsessed with latin, such a gorgeous language.im the only black girl i know that can skate,surf and snowboard(what?!)sushi and whiskey are amazing. i love hateful even though hes a bratty little robot fuck.if big brother did a porn edition it would be the greatest thing ever on tv. it would be epic.i want to take a year long cruise around the world, im obsessed with the idea of it.i love the black sheep, i fucking CHAMPION the outsiders like crazy because theyre the motherfuckers that create change.i have hidden toki doki tattoos. basically im awesome..... real editor best profile tools real editor best profile tools
I used my whole left arm to fist a vegas stripper and she fucking loved it...

My Interests

EL MALITOMY OWN COLLAGES

I'd like to meet:

herve villechaize...and carine roitfeld

Music:

atdi,brave radar,black helicopter,die die die,tempo shark,monotract,the mars volta,times new viking,these arms are snakes,say hi to your mom,i love you but ive chosen darkness,as tall as lions,wild eyes,bright eyes,via tania,shaky hands,winterkids,kuriaki,calvin harris, endlos endlos,godspeed you! black emperor,the knife, deerhunter,!!!,JUSTICE,mark ronson,sarah vaughn,bob marley,fugazi,the melvins,the chinese stars,q and not you, massive attack,tracey thorne,the ny dolls,nirvana,beth orton,led zeppelin,pj harvey,sublime,red hot chili peppers,rocco deluca & the burden,alice in chains,dusty springfield,we are scientists,the raveonettes,nine inch nails,bruno magli,sean lennon,wolfmother,majestic knights of oingo boingo,oingo boingo,placebo,love cursed,dead prez,johnny cash,brian jonestown massacre,sarah vaughn,radiohead,the misfits,al green,chromeo,the presets,black black ocean,the horrors,lou reed,etbg,dead kennedys, stone temple pilots,sex pistols,the kills,beastie boys,tv on the radio,the pinkertones,the akas,shiny toy guns,ween,a tribe called quest, audiobullys,trail of dead,the roots,common,the mamas & the papas,rakim,de la soul,pink floyd,blur,jefferson airplane, future sound of london,gorillaz,guster,in living colour,the fiery furnaces, yip yip,harkonen,roy,jose gonzalex, ghostland observatory,the faint,the cure,the police,morrisey,g.love and special sauce,the walkmen, secret machines,dresden dolls,atari teenage riot,mos def,talib kweli,gang starr,artic monkeys,echo and the bunnymen,devo,deacon,primus, les claypool,the breeders,the pixies,the arcade fire,the meters,public enemy,the rapture,goldie,drums n tuba,crash override,tricky,ray cash,the prodigy,too short,underworld,blondie,in living colour,bad brains,killswitch engage,kill whitney dead,the chemical brothers,dj keoki,goldie,bill withers,rufus, jackson weird,yes,eric clapton,aphex twin,a perfect circle,josh wink,the mooney suzuki,team sleep, squarepusher,janis joplin,goldfrapp,peaches,big brother and the holding company,bloc party, artic monkeys,jurassic 5,my morning jacket, death cab for cutie,the chinese stars,soviet,dragoon,simple ones,gay for johnny depp, the new pornographers,the cramps,the vaselines,sonny,autechre,soft cell,brainiac,balkan beatbox,nomo,90 day men,extra golden,radio 4,daktaris,calla,the coma,fraudots,the double,hot chip,junior boys ,babes in toyland ,bikini kill ,the geraldine fibbers,coco rosie,the fiery furnaces,the plasticines,the like, goxxip,the faint,sound team,zero zero,the warlocks,the helicopters,eyes adrift,primus,bratmobile,the dirtbombs,laurent garnier,photek,grooverider,arab strap, the ponys,the heat,the au pairs,the zutons ,the racks, green apple quick step,shellac...etc,etc...

Movies:

o brother where art thou,dune, 45, karl lagerfeld is never really happy anyways,y tu mama tambien, frazetta:painting with fire,office space, king of new york, janis, ill sleep when im dead, prey for rock n roll,festival express, midnight run,candy, the patriot, less than zero, kiss kiss bang bang, punk attitude, wristcutter, some like it hot, the breakfast club, hedwig and the angry inch, barfly, some kind of wonderful, dogfight, the girl on the bridge, breakfast at tiffanys, dune, american psycho,high art, jesus' son, laurel canyon, the following, memento, swingers, reservior dogs, crash, the shape of things, the nightmare before xmas,total recall, taxi driver, the big kahuna, dog day afternoon, say anything, amelie, primer, being john malkovich, one hour photo, american beauty, american history X, fight club,the talented mr ripley, cyrano de bergerac, run lola run, velvet goldmine, donnie darko, rumblefish, requiem for a dream, casino, buffalo 66, bukowski:born into this, cat on a hot in roof,to kill a mockingbird, coming to america, igby goes down, caligula, storytelling, weird science, almost famous, pope of greenwich village, the affliction, goodfellas, beyond the valley of the dolls, who shot andy warhol, pollock, dogville,lucky number slevin

Television:

JEOPARDY (YES , JEOPARDY MOFOS) ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT , PROJECT RUNWAY, SURVIVOR, FLAVOR OF LOVE, SUBTERRANEAN, VIVA LA BAM, FASHION FILE, FASHION TELEVISION, SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE, ALL OF THE HBO AND SHOWTIMES DRAMASALL VOLCOM ARTISTS ...these artists are bringing you disgustingly good motherfucking art.VOLCOM.YAY.

Books:

ANYTHING BUKOWSKI, DICKENS, PLATH, WHITMAN, SALINGER, THOREAU,EMERSON,E.A.P,OR KEROUAC

Heroes:

MICHAEL THOMPSON, YVES SAINT LAURENT, COCO CHANEL, PAT TILMAN, MOM, KEVIN AUCOIN,FROG ELLIS, ROGER MILLS, ASHLEY FAHLMAN-CARLSON, HERB RITTS, ANNIE LIEBOWITZ, MARIO TESTINO, MERT ALAS & MARCUS PIGGOT, ELLEN VON UNWERTH, MARK ROMANEK, FLORIA SIGISMONDI, MICHEL GONDRY, BARAK COSSAYEN, ERIC CLAPTON, PAGE/PLANT, ISABEL BLOW, ANYONE WITH THE MOXIE TO BE MAVERICKS BE YOUR OWN FUCKING HERO

My Blog

shoreditch here i come

Sewing break  madam whitney has passed out in my crinoline. Its cute its robins egg blue at the top , extra poufy, im talented blah blah blah .   speaking of talented this is my friend les...
Posted by gaseous clay on Mon, 10 Mar 2008 12:09:00 PST

bye bye top 5

Ok  im kinda done with the whole top 5 blog. Yaz reads it. So its kinda silly to be posting it every week. im just going to blog about random shit from now on....
Posted by gaseous clay on Fri, 07 Mar 2008 02:59:00 PST

memphis toolshed

Senses..:" /> The biggest toolshed in all of Memphis. Its where the shallow and vapid go to play. First of all its like LA and Miami threw up then had a raver come and decorate the place. You see the...
Posted by gaseous clay on Wed, 13 Feb 2008 01:19:00 PST

this weeks top 5

http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p266/gangsterchic/c081183 e.jpgthese arms are snakes as always but lets not veer off subject 1.         &nbs p;  ...
Posted by gaseous clay on Wed, 06 Feb 2008 01:18:00 PST

"toolsheds"

Ok so I had a new blog topic. I'm gonna blog about all the lame ass, douchy places that desperados and other attention whore people always seem to flock to. These are usually TMZ favorites and for goo...
Posted by gaseous clay on Tue, 29 Jan 2008 09:56:00 PST

this weeks top 5

This weeks top 5 1.         &nbs p;      the new puritans-www.myspace.com/thenewpuritans 2.      &nbs...
Posted by gaseous clay on Thu, 24 Jan 2008 11:55:00 PST

this weeks top 5

this weeks top 5 1. brave radar www.myspace.com/braveradar 2. say hi to your mom www.myspace.com/sayhitoyourmom 3. as tall as lions www.myspace.com/astallaslions 4. winterkids www.myspace.com/winterki...
Posted by gaseous clay on Wed, 16 Jan 2008 01:02:00 PST

scotch mist - Radiohead

its sublime so watch ">scotch mist - radiohead...
Posted by gaseous clay on Sat, 05 Jan 2008 03:56:00 PST

west coast gangster chic

west coast gangster chic. west coast gangster chic is a lil handmade multi media mag that i started making about 3 years ago. at first i made them to share with friends what i thought was fresh at the...
Posted by gaseous clay on Fri, 04 Jan 2008 01:30:00 PST

this weeks top 5

this weeks top 5 1. magica poodith 2.hadouken 3. rohame 4.warpaint 5.novels ok bitches- got sewing to do. subscribe, comment, whatev....
Posted by gaseous clay on Wed, 02 Jan 2008 12:39:00 PST