unnecessary vulgarity

First of all, don't make comments to me about my appearance because it doesn't do shit for me. My body is nothing more than a container for my heart and brain therefore all comments of that nature directed my way will be made in vain. I can rhyme, what?
I know, I know, at times some of the glow text
doesn't show up on my page. It's myspace's fault,
not mine. Anyway, sometimes if you click on a link and
then click back to my page it'll mysteriously
appear..... Unless you use a Mac/Safari browser,
then my page looks like shit and you'll just have to
suffer (you know, for being so smart to own a Mac).
I'm the social-invalid-artsy-type and quite
introverted. I'm a hermit and usually in exile. I
despise the phone and communicate mostly via email.
I'm more of an observer type of person (as opposed
to being someone who likes interacting) in social
settings and I'm very fucking neurotic. I'm also
very much a loner- I need an insane amount of time
to myself. I may seem mellow on the surface but
there isn't a second of the day that my mind isn't
speedracing.
Do did you hear that? I'M A HERMIT.
Do not expect to meet me in person anytime
soon just because I talk to you a few times online.
Persistent, needy guys need not contact me.
Although I am tomboyish, I'm a typical woman in the
sense that I can smell desperation faster than you
can say "cheap cologne".
I love all sorts of music though I myself am not
musically inclined (believe me I tried though). I like
having a diverse assortment of friends- I don't care
how different you are from me as long as you're
funny. I strive to become a predominantly-comedy
(with the occasional music video/live band) filmmaker
who's proud of her own work. I'm currently teaching
myself how to edit. I will become a bigtime director
one day... Fight to be known and heard or die trying.
I've sacrificed a lot already. I don't care if I'm 80
before I make a film that I'm satisfied with. I have
an absolute one-track mind of making films and
I'm never having kids.
I'm an artsy-fartsy-dumbass and a bit pretensious
(in case you couldn't fucking tell already), but
hopefully you won't hold it against me. Hey, at least
I'm honest, right? While we're on that note, I'd like
to also add that I have a retarded sense of humor as well.
I don't date cause I think it's phony baloney
horsecrap (I don't like being treated like a girl...).
Most of my best friends are guys and I'm kinda
tomboyish. Though I am friends with girls that are
exceptionally cool. I'm very numb to social situations,
but I love being around people that have character. I
admit to being easily amused, but don't you dare
mistake me for a simpleton.
I'd rather you write me first before the whole friend
request thing. I aint trying to be a prima donna but
some dudes on this website are sick. Speaking of
sick, I'm allergic to milk, blueberries, cinnamon, but
most of all, CONTENTMENT. Remember that, write
it down, take a picture, I don't give a fuck.
(look for this dude playing Halo 2 under the
username "Iamtokenblkguy")
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