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Miss Begotten

Keep your fork, there's pie!

About Me

I like fuzzy blankets and soft pillows, basically I'm a comfort ho. To compliment this aspect of my personality I also practice extreme sloth. This is usually accomplished with the afore mentioned fuzzy blankets and soft pillows and made sweeter with the addition of kitties, rich food, red wine or coco, good books and my friends. I've been avoiding being an actress for almost a year now and have met with astounding success. To alleviate the guilt of not acting I have been trying to write plays. To support my extreme sloth and bad non-acting habit I take peoples money from them. I work in a casino so I don't actually get to keep it unfortunately... I also like animals a lot, not in a naughty way. I cry when I hear the advertisements around Christmas for helping the homeless pets.

My Interests

Travel, theater, books, animals, camping, I would like to sky dive someday, good jokes and good bad jokes, writing, painting, music, kayaking, sledding, eating, sleeping, swimming, and bungee jumping.

I'd like to meet:

a good alchemist.

Music:

Radiohead, The Distillers, Modest Mouse, Sunny Day Real Estate, The Fire Theft, Red Hot Chili Peppers, BRMC, The Dresden Dolls, Portishead, Morphine, Arcade Fire, The Tea Party, Smashing Pumpkins, Sonic Youth, Nirvana, Gorillaz to name a few. I am a fan of alternative, punk, classical, opera, classic rock, industrial, and other good music that has either defied categorization or I simply just don't know the name for. I'm always looking for good new music or good old music.

Television:

Ok, I'm fianally going to admit that I watch TV shows and come, once and for all, out of the Buffy and Angel closet. I also enjoy Wonderfalls, Firefly, a smattering of Alias, TWIN PEAKS! yes please! Will and Grace, The Simpsons, The Tick... other stuff I'm sure

Books:

The Unbearable Lightness of Being, The Book of Laughter and Forgetting, The Joke... basically anything by Milan Kundrea, Kurt Vonnegut, Naomi Wolf, Ray Bradbury, Colors Insulting to Nature by Cintra Wilson Sherman Alexie, Margaret Atwood and Ursula LeGuin. Also The Hunchback of Notre Dame, Les Miserables, Douglas Adams, John Irving, Virginia Woolfe, Salman Rushdie, Geek Love by Katherine Dunn, Salinger, Tom Robbins, David Sedaris, the curious incident of the dog in the night-time by Mark Haddon, Wicked, Mirror Mirror, Running With Scissors, Picture of Dorian Gray, George Orwell, A Confederacy of Dunces, Dune, National Geographic, Ender's Game, The Toy Collector, the Harry Potter Series, of course Tolkien, Narnia, I love Greek Mythology and Fairy Tales.