sanity |
Ways to Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity . 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. Page Yourself Over The Inte... Posted by on Mon, 14 Jan 2008 07:33:00 GMT |
Ben Stein |
The following was written by Ben Stein and recited by him on CBS Sunday Morning Commentary.
My confession:
I am a Jew, and every single one of myancestors was Jewish. And it does not botherme even a l... Posted by on Sat, 29 Dec 2007 10:51:00 GMT |
haha |
Losing you mind
as you're
puffing down that
cigarrette
when it took
just about half - an - hour
to just fucking
figure out what end
to light.
Shit......
that's nothing compared
to how your week
bef... Posted by on Thu, 13 Dec 2007 13:50:00 GMT |
just a little something |
I gave you a gift
yet you may not understand
for this gift you cannot see
Tho' you hold it in your hand.
Everytime you make me cry
or even make me sad
A little piece will start to crumble
and slo... Posted by on Thu, 13 Dec 2007 13:40:00 GMT |
words |
Follow me to
my world
filled with
dreams and Fantasies.
Follow me to
my world
filled with
Hopes and Passions.
Follow me to
my world
where everythingseems Real.But if youfollow me to myworldThere i... Posted by on Thu, 13 Dec 2007 13:35:00 GMT |
jibber jabber |
She asked the man, "Why, exactly, are you buying this item today?" He went on to tell her about when he was a little boy his grandmother made him home made peanut butter and raisin cookies. He could s... Posted by on Wed, 23 May 2007 14:30:00 GMT |
morning blues |
love sucks.... Everyone has had those days where you just could care less if your man/woman just up and left, right? Is it just me? whoever is reading this, don't worry, Eric and I will pro... Posted by on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 11:05:00 GMT |
a whole lot of nothing |
Did you know that somebody actually had enouph time to discover that everytime you check your email your iq drops? Yeah, it's true!! I'm actually glad that they did that because now I know why I'm not... Posted by on Sat, 10 Mar 2007 08:56:00 GMT |
Which Minnesota Wild Player are You!? |
Which Minnesota Wild Player are You!?Stephane Veilleux 19You are Stephane Veilleux! You are young and talented. 2006/07 has been a great year for you so far. Keep adding points to the board so the ... Posted by on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 16:36:00 GMT |