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*METALISSA*

part redneck, part hi-tech.

About Me

“Man o’ War is a pewter figurine. Ingwie Malmsteen is an intricately painted pewter figurine.”
I like flowers and swords. and slices of meat or gum. Sticks of butter, or gum. Squeezable Lasagna.

I suspect flowers and swords enjoy me too.I enjoy sitting in my garden looking at my Victorian Reflecting Ball. myspace layouts for Get this layout for your myspace page.

My Interests

Rounded licking motions. Cheap Sunglasses. Sharp dressed men. Crumbly food. Cubby holes and charts. Nose shapes.Who's clever enough to realize they can leave me a comment here?!

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I'd like to meet:

Inventor of the flux capacitor, Jeff and Janine: Mr. T on Fashion

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Music:

IT'S FIXED!! WATCH SHATNER BLOW MINDS!!!

Movies:

GUMMO, Over the Edge, It's Pat!

Television:

Steve, Texas Wrangler
Gary, Michigan Ranger
Don, Texas Guy

Books:

Career Guide 1982 edition

You are Strength

Courage, strength, fortitude. Power not arrested in the act of judgement, but passing on to further action, sometimes obstinacy.

This is a card of courage and energy. It represents both the Lion's hot, roaring energy, and the Maiden's steadfast will. The innocent Maiden is unafraid, undaunted, and indomitable. In some cards she opens the lion's mouth, in others she shuts it. Either way, she proves that inner strength is more powerful than raw physical strength. That forces can be controlled and used to score a victory is very close to the message of the Chariot, which might be why, in some decks, it is Justice that is card 8 instead of Strength. With strength you can control not only the situation, but yourself. It is a card about anger and impulse management, about creative answers, leadership and maintaining one's personal honor. It can also stand for a steadfast friend.

What Tarot Card are You?
Take the Test to Find Out.

Heroes:

Crows.
What horrible Edward Gorey Death will you die?
You will be sucked dry by a leech. I'd stay away from swimming holes, and stick to good old cement. Even if it does hurt like hell when your toe scrapes the bottom.
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My Blog

RED SOX!

I found out that I'll get to see the Red Sox this year at Fenway! Possibly more than once. I have no idea what games, but I know the Yankee games are not on the list of possibilities.Thanks Kurt Schil...
Posted by *METALISSA* on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 01:19:00 PST

Shout out to Shawn and Kendra

    Shawn and Kendra got married Feb. 3, 2007 in Tampa, FL. It was a blast. There are a couple movie/slideshows you can download at http://www.metalissa.us if you want to check out some...
Posted by *METALISSA* on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 01:18:00 PST

Check out this event: Holiday Party!! Last-minute gifts for sale too!

Hosted By: Melissa Fouch and Rich GroskopfWhen: Friday Dec 22, 2006 at 7:00 PMWhere: Gallery Groskopf276 Galapago StreetDenver, CO 80223USDescription:Melissa Fouch and Rich Groskopf Click Here To View...
Posted by *METALISSA* on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 04:45:00 PST

REVOLUTION!!

The Revolution has officially conquered wine country. Blood and Wine run Rear-Entry Red in the Streets, Alas!!!Threevolution!!!!!Hear the battlecry!!
Posted by *METALISSA* on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 05:13:00 PST

George W.

I couldn't have said it better.."I know now that there is not a chance in hell of America becoming humane and reasonable. Because power corrupts us, and absolute power corrupts us absolutely. Human be...
Posted by *METALISSA* on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 11:47:00 PST

Check out this event: LA Derby Dolls - Banked Track Roller Derby Bout!

Hosted By: L.A. Derby Dolls Roller DerbyWhen: Saturday Aug 26, 2006 at 7:00 PMWhere: Industry Hills Expo Center16200 Temple AveCity of Industry, CA 91744USDescription:L.A. Derby Dolls Roller Derby Cli...
Posted by *METALISSA* on Thu, 03 Aug 2006 12:25:00 PST

Thin Handsome Smoker is Back!!

For those of you who are new to Thin Handsome Smoker, you're in for something special. For those of you who remember it from a few years ago, welcome back! A few years ago I lost the domain name to...
Posted by *METALISSA* on Tue, 01 Aug 2006 03:37:00 PST

Sundays can be strange...part 2

    And, did I mention the shitty old DVD player is gone, and three computers dating back to the mid 90s? Yeah, all gone. GONE!!!Now I just have to get the forensic evidence out of the ...
Posted by *METALISSA* on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 11:50:00 PST

Location change forJohn Briggs Memorial BBQ

Hosted By: Melissa Fouch and Mark WellsWhen: Sunday Jul 23, 2006 at 2:00 PMWhere: Cheeseman ParkDenver, CO 80201USDescription:Melissa Fouch and Mark Wells Click Here To View Event...
Posted by *METALISSA* on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 03:00:00 PST

I'll be in town!! -- Cruisin Colfax Summer Bar Crawl

Hosted By: Colfax AvenueWhen: Thursday Jul 20, 2006 at 5:00 PMWhere: Various BarsColfax AvenueDenver, CO 80206USDescription:Colfax Avenue Click Here To View Event...
Posted by *METALISSA* on Sat, 08 Jul 2006 03:01:00 PST