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Janet

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

doing pretty good

My Interests

the night sky, oceans and the creatures inside of them, puppies, kitties, people as described above. positives. berries, food making and eating, musical instruments. vibration in all its forms. dreaming and adventure. all forms of divination, luck, and fortune. twists of fate, miracle cures, tonics and tinctures. seeing new things, the scope of the universe, superfoods

I'd like to meet:

banjo players, art makers, carpenters, writers. people who like being outdoors, indoors, who also like the ocean. fruit. and imaginative people who read books and bbq and make music, and like animals, and trees! also, if you know how to raise crops or you're a mason, that will definitely come in handy.

Music:

Lovesongs, as well as songs about the sea, things that happen in the summer, things that happen in the woods, joy, shipwrecks, the gallows, travelling and rockin' allllll night long

Television:

The Biggest Loser is a riveting and uplifting television programme that will pull at your heartstrings. You will be emotionally overcome, and may even cry, as you watch contestants change their bodies and change their lives by learning healthier habits. I also enjoy programmes where someone has been murdered, and someone else has decided to solve that murder. And I enjoy humour programmes.

Heroes:

Willie Nelson, Rufus Thomas, Colonel Sanders, that Wiccan guy who worked so hard to win the lottery

My Blog

DANGEROUS BOOK FOR DOGS : event, updates, and info

Howdy,THE DANGEROUS BOOK FOR DOGS by Rex and Sparky (Villard/Random House), a book I co-wrote along with some former Onion colleagues, is OUT and in stores now!!!!If you like dogs, unauthorized parodi...
Posted by Janet on Sun, 14 Oct 2007 11:49:00 PST

You Can Take It With You

Once you get used to balancing it on your head, it gets easier to do. It's a whole house, and it first it seems impossible. But keep trying. A lot of things seem impossible when you think about them t...
Posted by Janet on Mon, 27 Aug 2007 05:35:00 PST

MR. DANGLELEGS

Mr. Danglelegs is a crippled old clown, which might be a fun thing to say, but is not a fun thing to be. Surely, even you children know that. He walks along looking just like what he is -- a painted v...
Posted by Janet on Mon, 14 May 2007 07:08:00 PST

smackers

smackers, jump. c'mon smackers, eveyone's here now, do your trick, jump. i've told everyone i know that you can do this, so i have a lot riding on it. do it boy! do your little whirli-gig thing, what ...
Posted by Janet on Sun, 19 Nov 2006 07:50:00 PST

the ocean belongs to all of us

but people still piss in it.
Posted by Janet on Mon, 08 May 2006 07:22:00 PST

best fortune cookie ever

If you squeeze an orange, orange juice comes out. Because that's what's inside.
Posted by Janet on Tue, 27 Dec 2005 03:22:00 PST

Home

Carl is home all the time. He doesnt dress, or clean himself, or even change his underwear; sometimes wearing yesterdays soil late into the day. He wraps himself snugly into his big white bathrobe,...
Posted by Janet on Sat, 12 Nov 2005 11:42:00 PST

about 50 minutes per pound of tongue

Your kids will love them! Tongue Tacos submitted by: Amy Ramirez "As a child my mother would trick us into eating this, telling us it was beef. Now that I have kids they love it and I don't...
Posted by Janet on Mon, 10 Oct 2005 04:34:00 PST

top secret

have you noticed that the air is getting a bit chilly? No? You probably would have by now -- if you were A VAMPIRE. Or A SQUASH. Or EVEN A PIECE OF STRAW. Yessssss. You would know with an unshakeable...
Posted by Janet on Sun, 11 Sep 2005 01:59:00 PST

Space Dog Can Fly!!!

He can see through Time. and Space! He possesses omnipetent knowledge and ultimate compassion and wisdom, but he doesn't act all cool about it. He doesn't just bring it up for no reason at parties...
Posted by Janet on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST