Fail Blog blog |
Undercover FailSome random stranger took a picture of me driving my car and posted it to failblog. It's quite an honor.
Posted by on Wed, 29 Apr 2009 14:09:00 GMT |
I thought I lived in a good neighborhood..... |
It's been one of those days when you find yourself thinking to yourself, "You live in a pretty safe neighborhood." Then you go outside and find the sidewalk littered with chalk outlines of children's...
Posted by on Sat, 26 Jul 2008 00:03:00 GMT |
The Chinstrap |
Finally, a revolutionary new style of facial hair and an in-depth instructional pamphlet to go along with it. ENJOY!STEP 1:Look into a mirror to ascertain whether you could use a shave.STEP 2:Take a ...
Posted by on Sun, 17 Feb 2008 10:52:00 GMT |
Get Smart |
Yep, they're making a another movie based on another old TV series. I really liked the original Get Smart, it was silly. This time Steve Carell (The 40 Year Old Virgin & The Office) will take on the...
Posted by on Sat, 01 Sep 2007 13:01:00 GMT |
Legal Advice?? |
On 5/20/07 my dear friend Erin and I were driving to Burbank for Fangoria's Weekend of Horrors (yes, I know we're dorks) when we get pulled over by the fuzz. I was riding shotgun and the officer walk...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 11:14:00 GMT |
My Movie Trailer |
Consumption InstructionsCheck out the trailer for my latest movie, Face Down Gloria Crown. Then leave a comment stating how wonderful you thought it was (whether it's true or not), then go to th...
Posted by on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 12:02:00 GMT |
Love is Like Candy |
Love is Like Candy WARNING: THIS VIDEO CONTAINS NO BLOOD OR VIOLENCE!!I was helping out on the Poptart Sprinkle show on some other segment, but I had the music and the raw greenscreen footage for this...
Posted by on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 08:52:00 GMT |
Write with me |
I was at the coffee shop and I started writing a story, then I got stuck. Help me finish it. Pretty please. Just add on whatever you want, let's see where this goes.A guy is hanging out in a coffee...
Posted by on Thu, 14 Sep 2006 21:40:00 GMT |
The Sadness |
The sadness sinks in like a short spoon into a tall milkshake. The kind of situation where you have no choice but to get your hands dirty, it's either that, or run away. So I guess you do have a cho...
Posted by on Thu, 07 Sep 2006 23:18:00 GMT |
A word about the state of picnic baskets |
There doesn't seem to be anything too exciting or revolutionary going on in the world of picnic baskets today. That makes me sad. Almost as sad as when I heard the story about a girl who tried for t...
Posted by on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 22:28:00 GMT |
