I'm Bill Pardy!
Look, I don't have time to answer trivial questions like, "Why did you throw that at my head?" Just...because. I felt like it.
I'm Bill Pardy!
Look, I don't have time to answer trivial questions like, "Why did you throw that at my head?" Just...because. I felt like it.
Shiny objects. Robots and cats and robot cats. Lentil soup, typewriters, WFMU, sharks, dictionaries, flea markets, Gareth's cell phone, Drinky Crow, polaroid pictures (especially if they are of trucks and/or shoes and especially especially if you find them on the ground), finding stuff on the ground, James Lileks, Nite-Time brand cough syrup (compare to the active ingredients in NyQuil), Cheez-its, fancy denim, John Lurie, free cream soda, ghosts and other spooky stuff, pretty shoes and lots of 'em, Halloween, the number 43, the Tom Hanks yell, gettin' organizized, Camille Rose Garcia, tiny ponies!, Hybrid Moments, crossword puzzles, Waldorf & Statler, little dogs, Donald Barthelme, couch-sleepin', spit takes & crooked glasses, horror movies, octopi, owls, anything garbage-flavored, quiet days, pretty things, taxidermy, circus sideshows, celebrity gossip, Alice Munro, pinball (I totally suck), air hockey (I totally suck), watching bad movies (I'm kind of okay at that), Suspiria, the voice of Jon Benjamin, stickers, flavored chapstick, learning to knit, Jackie Chan, that one dog that was funny, and people who send me postcards.
Quick reflexes, not into pressing charges.
People who will bite the head off a live chicken. Or a dead one. Okay, anyone who eats chicken. (Vegetarians are also okay)
I love movies. On the subject of movies, I vote yes. I'll watch anything once, usually twice. I'll watch The Money Pit a billion times. Also, Suspiria, Evil Dead 2 (especially with commentary), The Imposters, In Cold Blood, The Spanish Prisoner, May, Fast Cheap and Out of Control, Motel Hell, Highway 61, Wet Hot American Summer, A Simple Plan, Dogville, Eternal Sunshine, State and Main, Overboard, and that movie with Mischa Barton about the lesbians at the boarding school and then one of them goes crazy (probably being punished for being a lesbian) and then also, she can fly. I mean, she can't, and she dies, but still - it's AS THOUGH she could, because of the shot of the eagle. Still, though. You can't just go around being a lesbian and expecting everything to be all fine and dandy.
Here is an excerpt from a good movie called Xanadu.
Yup. Have one. Love it.
Unfortunately I have never learned to read. Books are for people who don't own televisions.
Pip!
And AMY SEDARIS and Joe Garden and Joe Pickett and Brandon Haynes for being the cutest person alive. Ever. And Brandon's friend's cat Winston, for being the cutest cat alive, ever.