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J9

If you don't GET the joke, you probably ARE the joke.

About Me


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These are a few of my loves and hates:
*I love to laugh whether its with you or at you is pretty much your call.
*I love my husband of 10 years. We're not perfect, but we're perfect for each other.
*I love my nephews they are cooler than most adults that I know and they know their shit when it comes to movies and music.
*I love the Opie and Anthony Show on XM Satellite Radio its real, its fun and they arent afraid to let others shine on their show. Those who dont get the humor probably never will, so fuck em.
*I love horror movies.
*I love special effects makeup
*I love reality shows
*I love making crafts, like evil teddy bears and beaded spiders
*I love movie and music trivia because I think Im smart
*I love people who take responsibility for their own actions and happiness
*I love Degrassi especially the next generation
*I love music especially metal (www.pointblank.tv)
*I love my friends and family
*I love that most of my heroes in entertainment know me by name, and that Chuck Billy says hi to me from the stage when I'm at a Testament show. It makes me feel special :-).
*I love that I still talk to most of my oldest friends in the world
*I love creative people who can express themselves in a way that brings others into their heads/hearts- especially those who explore the dark side of both
*I hate people who have to constantly remind everyone how hardcore they are. Fuck off!
*I hate that our children will never know either of their grandmothers because both had so much love to offer and both were such interesting characters.
*I hate that I am fatter than Ive ever been in my life, yet too fucking weak to get started on losing weight
*I hate people who cant be happy for others because theyre so damn jealous
*I hate that I started smoking again
*I hate phony people who change their likes and dislikes to suit the occasion
*I hate people who live their life by the book and must be spoon fed all of their emotions and entertainment.
*I hate BBW bullshit. Dont pretend to like being fat. It sucks. The clothes suck, and if you say you like that you have to go shopping at specialty stores youre full of shit. If youre sexy in spite of your size, good for you, but its still IN SPITE OF your size and rarely BECAUSE of it.
*I hate movies about archeological digs, the Aliens movies and and anything with Martin Lawrence. BIG MOMMAS HOUSE IS NOT FUNNY PEOPLE! What the fucking fuck?
*I hate belly buttons
*I hate pouting and crybabies especially MEN!
*I hate people who are offended by a word not by its meaning, but the word itself. (Girls, the sooner you allow the C-word into your ears, the happier (and less cunty) youll be.
Credits:
Im can proudly say Im The HOLE on the Opie and Anthony Show.
I was a flesh eating zombie extra in Scott Goldbergs The Day they Came Back
I designed the cover and layout of Point Blanks CD, Cast the First Stone
I designed the disc tray card on Jim Nortons CD, Trinkets I Own Made from Gorilla Hands
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You Are 76% Evil
You are very evil. And you're too evil to care.
Those who love you probably also fear you. A lot. How Evil Are You?
Create your own Friend Quiz here
BY A THREAD BY POINT BLANK (LIVE AT ODIN'S) ..
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My Interests

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Washing dishes and doing laundry, manual labor, jogging, watching football and listening to people whine and complain for hours on end.No, actually, my interests include anything to do with Halloween, music, bad reality tv and movies that include bad actors and too much dancing.The Opie and Anthony show on XM is my favorite daily source of filth - I have a bizarre crush on Jim Norton - the grosser he is, the more I love him. working with Point Blank and doing whatever I can do to get them somewhere in this business.I'm into doing anything creative. Special FX makeup, hairstyling, writing, digital artwork, web design, evil teddy bears, etc. If only I could somehow figure out what I want to be when I grow up before I die!

Scutch

Mugsy (da baby)

Jesus- the all business bunny

Your Personality Is
Rational (NT)

You are both logical and creative. You are full of ideas.
You are so rational that you analyze everything. This drives people a little crazy!

Intelligence is important to you. You always like to be around smart people.
In fact, you're often a little short with people who don't impress you mentally.

You seem distant to some - but it's usually because you're deep in thought.
Those who understand you best are fellow Rationals.

In love, you tend to approach things with logic. You seek a compatible mate - who is also very intelligent.

At work, you tend to gravitate toward idea building careers - like programming, medicine, or academia.

With others, you are very honest and direct. People often can't take your criticism well.

As far as your looks go, you're coasting on what you were born with. You think fashion is silly.

On weekends, you spend most of your time thinking, experimenting with new ideas, or learning new things. The Three Question Personality Test

I'd like to meet:



My own offspring - hopefully sooner than later.
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Music:


Click on either of the album covers below to be magically transported to the land of CD Baby, where you can purchase all the Point Blank music you can handle (both albums)... -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- CDBABY LINK for POINT BLANK'S NEW ALBUM: By a Thread --.. -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- CDBABY LINK for POINT BLANK'S FIRST ALBUM: Cast the First Stone --
POINT BLANK!!!! Testament, Judas Priest, King Diamond, Slayer, Incubus, Stevie Wonder, Bay Area Thrash, 80's metal, 70's AM gold gay tunes, pretty much anything but this new commercial country crap, new-age "punk" and so-called R&B which incorporates neither rhythm nor blues!I can't stress POINT BLANK enough, people. They never cease to kick my ass...which is why I never cease to kick theirs.

www.pointblank.tv - you will not be disappointed!

Vio-lence - Officer Nice
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Movies:

Favorites that stuck with me for whatever reason:The WARRIORS!!! "Can you count suckas!!!! I say the future is ours if you can count!"
Dirty Dancing "Nobody puts Baby in a corner"
Sleepaway Camp "Wasn't that nice of me, hmmmm?"
Author, Author "coming home to you's like coming home to milk and cookies"
Grease 2, The Halloween, Friday the 13th and Nightmare on Elm St. series', Godfather 1&2, Goodfellas, Scent of a Woman, Dog Day Afternoon, Swingers, Clerks, Night of the Living Dead, Dawn of the Dead, Land of the Dead, Shaun of the Dead, Cabin Fever, Amityville Horror, The Shining, Jaws (how can they not be considering who I married), Annie, Rocky 1-4, Commando, The legend of 1900 (yay felippo!), Strange Days (with TESTAMENT!!!) Legends of the Fall, My Girl, Breakin', All the cheesy 80's teen flicks (I won't list them all here, but you get the idea) The Outsiders, Evil Dead 1&2, The Road Warrior, Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs, Kalifornia, Se7en, Star Wars, The Hills Have Eyes, etc. Most recently: Bad Boy Bubby, Hostel and the Devil's Rejects. (that one grew on me quite a bit.)

Television:

Degrassi, The Office, My Name Is Earl, Everybody Hates Chris, Project Runway, Queer Eye, Blow Out, Desperate Housewives, Entourage, etc.Some shows I used to watch religiously and catch whenever I can, if they still run: The Odd Couple, Taxi, All in the Family, The Honeymooners, Prisoner Cell Block H (my grandma loved that show - no shit), Ren and Stimpy, Beavis & Butthead, Seinfeld, Oz, Sopranos, Curb Your Enthusiasm, 6 Feet Under.Can't wait for Lucky Louie featuring Lil' Jimmy Norton on HBO this June!

Books:

I have no time for whole books. My favorites are those compilation style books, filled with little blurbs that you can just pick up and open to a random page for a few moments, then put it down without a bookmark.George Carlin's Brain Droppings, Motley Crue's The Dirt, The Big Book of Filth, Skin Flutes and Velvet Gloves, Rock Stars Do the Dumbest Things, etc. You know - the classics!

FOUNDRYMUSIC.COM

Heroes:

Portobello mushrooms with fresh mozzarella, roasted peppers, basil, garlic and olive oil.

...and my husband. He's one of the strongest, smartest, most incredible people I've ever known.

My Blog

Want to see my soul?

1.What's the last mistake you made?Usually it starts out with being the one at the party who goes "You look sad, everything ok?" and ends with me making the person cry and walking away because I run o...
Posted by J9 - join PAC @ peopleagainstcensorship.org on Wed, 09 May 2007 10:18:00 PST

Filippo, you have no idea how much we miss you already!

After all of the stories James had told about growing up with you, I was actually a bit intimidated when I actually met you. You were a celebrity as far as I was concerned.I'll never forget the man wh...
Posted by J9 - join PAC @ peopleagainstcensorship.org on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 09:11:00 PST

I didn't go to Rutgers but....

My Mommy taught me this when I was about 4 years old, and I never forgot it:"Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can never hurt me."I nominate Patrice O'Neal as new leader of the Blacks of...
Posted by J9 - join PAC @ peopleagainstcensorship.org on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 01:39:00 PST

UPDATE: 1 week post op...

First of all, I'd like to thank everyone for their incredible support and encouragement. I'm very lucky to have such amazing friends, I swear!!! I just got back from my 1 week post op visit with my ...
Posted by J9 - join PAC @ peopleagainstcensorship.org on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 02:29:00 PST

Here goes everything! (caution: ubiquitous babble inside)

Soooooo... I'm having my Gastric Bypass surgery in 9 days. I'm getting very excited, but at the same time I'm starting to get nervous. Naturally, I'm worried about the physical aspect of it, but I'v...
Posted by J9 - join PAC @ peopleagainstcensorship.org on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 02:28:00 PST

What I have learned so far in 2007

I have so much on my mind these days that I have to purge a bit before I can become productive again. A bit of a D & C of my head if you will - even though the other one I experienced didn't really b...
Posted by J9 - join PAC @ peopleagainstcensorship.org on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 03:37:00 PST

NICE GUYS FINISH LAST - what a crock of shit!

I haven't been single in over 15 years, and anyone who knows me knows full well that I am far from being a man-hating hole...but I am so sick of hearing this stupid comment from guys who are too afrai...
Posted by J9 - join PAC @ peopleagainstcensorship.org on Sun, 27 Aug 2006 03:49:00 PST

HUGE THANKS TO THE OPIE AND ANTHONY SHOW!!!!

Not only did they have me in the studio on Friday and help me promote Point Blank's FH Riley's gig, but Opie attended as promised and they discussed the band's performance (which was outstanding by th...
Posted by J9 - join PAC @ peopleagainstcensorship.org on Mon, 14 Aug 2006 11:45:00 PST

I HAVE A QUESTION...

 WHAT THE FUCK DOES "WOOT" MEAN AND HOW DO YOU PRONOUNCE IT? why does every numbskull in the world know this word except me?
Posted by J9 - join PAC @ peopleagainstcensorship.org on Sat, 05 Aug 2006 07:54:00 PST

"WOULD LOVE TO GET TO KNOW YOU MORE BETTER"

Don't you love getting random messages from strangers who have no myspace profile...or spell check, or sense?Here's one from today. I posted it with the original first and then the response I sent him...
Posted by J9 - join PAC @ peopleagainstcensorship.org on Sat, 05 Aug 2006 07:51:00 PST