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About Me

I live a life of dichotomies. I play games with the people I know and work with, making them dance like little puppets under my diligent fingers. I make people think. I make people laugh. I love all sorts of Geek stuff and many genres of music and visual entertainment. I LOVE to scare people and have been a Halloween actor for a few years now. Yeah, an actor. I don't put on a mask and scream BOO. I interact with you and do my best to get you to leave a puddle behind as you walk past.

My Interests

Halloween. Acting. Movies. Music. Opie And Anthony. Weightlifting. Comics. Control. Computers. Friends. Women (shouldn't that be number 1?). Brutal Humor. Roleplaying games (To an extent). Writing/Character Creation when I get around to it. Video games here and there.

I'd like to meet:

Someone with a lot of money in a dark, deserted alley. Sure my knees would get dirty, but a boy's gotta make a buck! Normal people BORE me. Suits BORE me. Please don't bore me, it makes me all itchy inside.

I AM
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What type of Demon are you

Demon Lord
You are the Over Seerer of the Legions of Hell, you watch from your Throne of Power as the Weaker Demons Grovel at your feet.You hold the True power of Darkness and Harness it in the most Evil of ways.You are a true power to be reckoned with and you know your worth well.
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Music:

My musical tastes range from classical to metal; from funk to funky. Mashups. My tastes change often. I've delved at least partially into many many genres. It's hard to predict what I would be into. I'll always be partial to "classic" rock, including Led Zeppelin, AC/DC, Queen, The Beatles, David Bowie, and Def Leppard as well as "newer" bands like Wolfmother,Korn, and Gnarls Barkley.

Movies:

PLOT. GOOD ACTING. Do such things still exist? I have many favorites, and since you didn't ask, here are a few: Clerks, Highlander, Resevoir Dogs, Pirates of the Carribean, The Crow, Chasing Amy, Braveheart, Aliens, Princess Bride, Usual Suspects, Breakfast Club, Batman Begins, Sin City, Memento, A Clockwork Orange, One Crazy Summer, Monty Python/Holy Grail, A Christmas Story, Falling Down, Young Guns, Road to Perdition, Goodfellas, The Godfather, Blade Runner, and hopefully THE WATCHMEN.

Television:

Battlestar Galactica, Heroes, Rome, The Office, Lost, Arrested Development, Scrubs, My Name Is Earl, Family Guy, Robot Chicken, Metalocalypse, Penn &; Teller: Bullshit, Prison Break. Oldies: Mash, All In The Family, The Jeffersons, Our Gang/Lil Rascals, The Three Stooges,OLD Warner Bros toons (DAFFY DUCK), Freakazoid

Books:

Good Omens, Belgariad, Berserker series, Wild Cards series, a veritable TON of comics: Punisher, Astonishing X-Men, Watchmen, Preacher, Fables, Exiles, The Walking Dead, more etc's than you can shake your junk at.

Heroes:

Everyone who laughs at my sick and twisted humor. Mom, my siblings. My friends are my heroes. Bleh, this is BORING. Let's face it, with $20 or the ability to stick your whole fist in your mouth, I'll worship you.The people who have "inspired" my humor include: Bill Cosby (a LONG time ago), Kevin Smith, Jim Norton, and Monty Python.

My Blog

Witty Subject Heading

[Warning: Not my usual style. Might be seen as depresssing.]There are times when I feel the need to write something and there are times when I want to strangle certain people until their eyes roll up ...
Posted by `™Öf™Ç on Wed, 18 Jun 2008 05:00:00 PST

Holy Fucking KICK ASS Nightmare

I just had a fucking TERRIFIC nightmare. It was one of those "I'm being chased by some monster" type of dreams. The monster was humanoid but HUGE. Thankfully it was stupid and I had a couple of friend...
Posted by `™Öf™Ç on Tue, 10 Jun 2008 09:52:00 PST

Preaching shit to the masses

You know what I hate most about life? Scratch that... you know what I hate most about existence? People. I smartly surmised years ago in a philosophy class that most EVERY modern system of government ...
Posted by `™Öf™Ç on Wed, 14 May 2008 02:44:00 PST

Humor and work.

I've rattled off a couple of lines lately that are noteworthy (at least to me). I haven't been blogging, and I've been steering clear of mentioning work since a little birdy on my shoulder tipped me o...
Posted by `™Öf™Ç on Wed, 07 May 2008 10:19:00 PST

One retarded motherfucker

Uh, military training is the grandfather of video gamesTelevision caused a huge spike in homicidesVIDEO GAMES MAKE YOU INTO A KILLER!GLENN BECK IS 1337! HE IS TEH GOZXXORZ of INTERHNETZ.My f...
Posted by `™Öf™Ç on Sat, 03 May 2008 02:56:00 PST

DIY: April Fool’s

Another quick blog here. I went through one of my old files and found an odd scrap of paper which is scanned over, realizing that I had gold in my hands.I wrote this years ago, and unlike the scrap of...
Posted by `™Öf™Ç on Mon, 31 Mar 2008 08:05:00 PST

Wither Go I?

Not much this time around.I took a week off from work recently and was toying with the idea of finally traveling to northern Florida to hang out with my brotherm who’s been pestering me for year...
Posted by `™Öf™Ç on Fri, 28 Mar 2008 12:56:00 PST

Fe Fi Fo Fum, I Smell The Blood Of An Asylum

If you can guess where I got that obscure little blog subject, major kudos to you.So. Haven't been blogging much lately for a couple of different reasons. The first, obviously is that I'm fucking lazy...
Posted by `™Öf™Ç on Mon, 04 Feb 2008 10:39:00 PST

How Many People Wanna Kick Some Ass? (I do, I do)

Well, coming off from the last blog which was partially about how violent people think I am, here are a couple of violent stories that I'm not too proud of.Back in middle school, when a boy's voice go...
Posted by `™Öf™Ç on Sat, 12 Jan 2008 04:05:00 PST

Blood of the Chimerical

People say some incredibly fucked up shit to me.About a month ago this girl came to me at work (instead of on me, in which case I'd be all itchy and inflamed, I can assure you) and asked me if I had e...
Posted by `™Öf™Ç on Thu, 10 Jan 2008 08:48:00 PST