Farmer John, Buck Rogers, Beetljuice, the guy who claims to be satan, a girl named ppppbbbbbbttttt! with the last name 'excuse me', who ever invented the phrase "PHRASE PHRASE!", les claypool, Cocky Dickfingers and the Knuckle Peter Five, martha stewart, your mom, my mom, EVERYBODY'S MOM!, malcolm X, reformed then reverted and then reformed-again hookers, people with no arms, J. giles, zip zillion, the members of the six-man a'capella group 'WEINER CLOUD', the first guy to ever fart in church, the first guy to ever shit his pants while farting in church, the first guy to ever laugh at the guy who shit his pants while attempting to fart in church, the kool aid man, Alister Crawley, the guy on faces of death with elephantitus of the balls, bib-4-tuna, siamese twins that sing for a punk band, the merkin fakaktail, chimpanzees that make origame birds out of their own shit, baltazar (high ganger lord of the planet sngugh), bruce campbell, Chee Chee Rodriguez, Yucko the Clown, a nun with gold teeth and a dookie-gold chain, the guys from the feline chinstrap, SHRIMP!, parrots that say "blow job. blow job. SQUAK! blow job....", squirrels with tazer guys, smart patrol from long beach (not the muscle-headed mockery from south bay), deesus crust, heidi fleiss and everybody who has ever fucked her, updock mirage, emokiller, a drunk duck that says the word "quack" instead of making the sound, Shaka Zulu, a barking dog that says "I'm just kidding" each time he barks, a talking mountain goat with the voice of Geraldo, and peter vankman.