Well, my mom was a virgin named Mary, my dad, Joseph, was a carpenter. I went into the family business at a young age, and proceeded to disappear from the earth until I was in my thirties. I'm pretty good at utilizing things. I mean, I did change water into wine, and multiplied fish and bread for some hungry homies. I'm a pretty nice guy who's looking for a nice girl to spend time with. I enjoy long walks on the beach, and going swimming with dolphins (like they did on Full House in Hawaii) when I'm not walking on the water. I don't mean to seem conceited, but I guess I'm a pretty badass dude.
I've noticed a lot of mofos on this website claiming to be me, but let me reassure you I am the one and only JHC. Don't let those tools keep you from the true path to ME! (The Lord) Afterall, are they going to greet you wearing nothing but a thong and holding a bottle of Cristal? I didn't think so.
I want to hear from you.
That's right, you.
Your mom telling you that you don't mean anything and you'll never get anywhere?
Now you can tell her that The Man Himself is asking for your input! What now, momma!?!!?
