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About Me

Helloooo! I'm about 2,000 years old, but people tell me I only look about 32. My dad is pretty famous...well I kinda am my dad....the whole trinity thing even has me scratching my head sometimes. So anyways, he (we?..I get confused) created the universe and everything. I enjoy a plethera of activities including: gardening and inventing different species of botanical life, ice sculputers, antiquing, watching the ants in my ant farm.....I can get into a lot of scenes in the bedroom, I have a love of leather!!I turned Jerry Falwell into a fairy!
You scored as Satanism. Your beliefs most closely resemble those of Satanism! Before you scream, do a bit of research on it. To be a Satanist, you don't actually have to believe in Satan. Satanism generally focuses upon the spiritual advancement of the self, rather than upon submission to a deity or a set of moral codes. Do some research if you immediately think of the satanic cult stereotype. Your beliefs may also resemble those of earth-based religions such as paganism.

Satanism

92%

Paganism

88%

agnosticism

83%

Buddhism

67%

atheism

67%

Judaism

42%

Christianity

33%

Hinduism

33%

Islam

29%
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My Interests

I like going out dancing, decorating my friends houses, needle crafts, early morning cups of coffee with a donut, being worshipped, shopping, making cool sandals with straps of leather (I also use those straps of leather for other things ;))

I'd like to meet:

Everyone!!!

Music:

I like listening to a lot of stuff; anything from pop to techno! Some of my favorite artists are- Judy Garland, Cher, Madonna (and I don't mean me mum!), Barbara Streisand, Eminem, Moby....I like when the angels sing me to sleep at night too.

Movies:

Don't you dare think I like the stereotypical chick flicks!!! Well, I kinda do......

Television:

Simpsons, Family Guy, American Dad..

Books:

I know you're expecting me to say the Bible, but I don't really care for that too much. If I want to tell you something, I'll tell you, not some random dude.

Heroes:

Yo Momma!

My Blog

Sorry! Accidental friend requests denied/ignored!!!

So, it's hard nowadays to tell if the friend requests flowing into my profile are genuine people or those stupid spam ones. I realized that some very nice people had sent me requests like a MONT...
Posted by Gay Jesus on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 09:30:00 PST

Under Construction

I'll be doing some stuff with my profile, but I'm really hungover today so it'll take some time. I'm re-doing "top friends" and things...bear with me.
Posted by Gay Jesus on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 06:54:00 PST

Christmas and Things

I was just wondering....if it's MY birthday why do all you people give EACHOTHER gifts? Almost everyone in the world gets presents on MY b-day EXCEPT for me. I died for your sins for fuck'...
Posted by Gay Jesus on Sun, 17 Dec 2006 08:03:00 PST

Thanksgiving

So, tomorrow we'll all be eating some turkey and other goodies, hopefully with our loved ones if we're lucky. We all take so much for granted and we really need to sit back and recognize what we have...
Posted by Gay Jesus on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 01:44:00 PST

Gay Jesus Says (3)

If you're an evangelical christian who likes to have sex with gay prostitutes and do drugs with them as well.......wear a disguise.....you self hating piece of trash.
Posted by Gay Jesus on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 08:25:00 PST

Gay Jesus Says (2)

If someone strikes you on the right cheek.....knock that fucker to the ground, don't offer him the other one!
Posted by Gay Jesus on Sun, 22 Oct 2006 03:54:00 PST

Gay Jesus Says (1)

I do not pass judgement on those who smoke because I was addicted for years. However, here is a little tip to help you quit if you wish to do so. Everytime you get a craving for a smoke, s...
Posted by Gay Jesus on Sat, 14 Oct 2006 12:02:00 PST

Haters

So yeah, to all the fucktards that send me messages saying "you're not Jesus, he's not gay blah blah blah":1) You need help if you think you're gonna find Jesus on myspace or ANYWHERE for that matter....
Posted by Gay Jesus on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 07:15:00 PST

Hunk of the Day (4)

Tony DeFina...
Posted by Gay Jesus on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 10:27:00 PST

Hunk of the Day (3)

Here is Chris Geary of chrisgeary.com...
Posted by Gay Jesus on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 04:22:00 PST