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About Me



"My Member"

My member is black
as black as night.
It am an ebony rhythm stick.
Do you want to see it?
Do you want to see it?
Here it am.
Here it am.
It am as big as a 14-pound ham.

"Get Drunk"

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

"I wanna meet your mother, kid.. whaddya gonna do?"

My Blog

Where’s the pickle?

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Posted by on Thu, 29 May 2008 06:17:00 GMT

squeeze my finger

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Posted by on Wed, 07 May 2008 09:59:00 GMT

we is here looking for burglary

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Posted by on Mon, 05 May 2008 06:28:00 GMT

BOOBIEEEES!

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Posted by on Sat, 03 May 2008 06:44:00 GMT

You cheap muthaFUCKAA!

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Posted by on Thu, 01 May 2008 09:38:00 GMT

Don’t talk about me on MTV

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Posted by on Thu, 01 May 2008 08:37:00 GMT

a shit that needs wiping up

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Posted by on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 08:44:00 GMT

How do you like them apples?

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Posted by on Sun, 27 Apr 2008 12:48:00 GMT

BIG muscles.. ’AAARD.. muscles!

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Posted by on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 21:37:00 GMT

I bit his bloody head off!

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Posted by on Mon, 31 Mar 2008 11:14:00 GMT