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TALL Tuffy VanTufferPants ®

About Me

Strict Non-Conformist, sardonically incorrect, understandably complex though sincere, demonic but soft, somewhat tainted, and unpredictable, not so normal (what is?)
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My Interests

My New Combat Boots, Your Mother, Red Tee Shirts, Whiskey, Liver, Anchovies, Mental Issues, Judaism, Yiddish, Bologna, Mayonnaise, Piracy Laws, Disorder, Social Structures, The Next Political Party, Comedy, Fairness, Individualism, Pabst Blue Ribbon, Cheese, Antipasto, Speech Impediments, Hair Dye/Bleach, Gadgets, Mechanisms, Circuitry, Junk Yards, Breaking Bottles, Off Color Jokes, Grilled Bologna Sandwiches in Mayonnaise, Sweet Tarts, Shock Tarts, Parliament Light, Homemade Bongs, Latex, fetishism, Plain Cheese Cake, Debauchery, Dirty Bars, Dirty Bar Patrons, Children's Vitamins, Electrical Connectors, Gears, Corn Dogs, Fireworks, Metal Clad Mohawkers (girls are best), Duct Tape, Kitchen Appliances/ Tools, Pin-Up Girls, Garlic, Bean-O, Bingo, Monopoly, Sleep, Vampires, Corn Bread, BMWs, Pork Rinds, Welders, The guy with the station wagon with all the writing, Pork Rinds, Hot Sauce, Making Pie Crust (thanks Kim), Funny Faces, Tomato Paste, Engineering, Toaster Ovens, Straub Beer Bra', North Central Pittsburgh, Gorgonzola, Fingers With Mustache Tattoos, Bridges,Stinky Cheese, Fish Frys, Febreeze, Safe Words, Butter, Chocolate Filled Donuts Minus the Holes, Accents, Seared Buns, Sugar Cookies, Key Lime Pie, Karl, Words, Stressed Cities, Abandoned Buiwdings :), Industry, Making Things. Rube Goldberg, Artificial Ignorance, Love, Brewery Tours, Surrealism, Art Supplies, Pilfered Office Supplies, My Beloved Mechanical Pencil, Stealing Wireless Internet, Eggs Benedict, Feathers, Hand Made Marbles. Toilets that swirl in the opposite direction from here. Mohawks. Ludafisk. Blonde Hair On Top of Black, Stickers, Glove box Wasabi Hot Peas, Dutch Language, Art, Did I Mention Liver, Dutch Cuisine, Traveling, Getting The Fuck Out of MKE, Burgers With Anchovies and Stinky Cheese, Scaring Candy Ravers,Banksy Art, Perfect People, Earl Grey Tea, Stripes, My Tattoos, Uncyclopedia.org,

I'd like to meet:

people down for crazy fun, crazy drunkin' retards, people wanting to travel, people who have ideas of what to do, see , hear.Don Herbert Bleach BLonde with a Roman Nose.Riders of BicyclesPeople who know there shit stinks!People with Jobs (real ones or self employment), Banksy, Wet Nurses,***

Music:

Thank you Punk for keeping me alive all these years!ANY NON HIP HOP!! HIP HOP IS SLOW MUSIC FOR SLOW PEOPLE. NO BLACK EYED PEES, NO ERYKAH BADDU, music that shows some form of intelligence, Metal is for dumbasses, music with more than 12 words (this is intended to bash KISS) beats, breaks, drums, loud fast distorted guitar riffs, metal clad mohawkers, HARDCORE, footloose on VINYL, anything PUNK.... LOVE KILLS by The Circle Jerks, Dead Kennedys, Operation Ivy, Rancid, The Eels, KMFDM, Skinny Puppy, Nitzer Ebb, Kill Rockstars, The Dead Milkmen, The Casualties, New Bomb Turks, Dropkick Murphys, Millencollin, Discount, Black Flag, Sloppy Seconds, The Restarts, Fabulous Disaster, Cherry Pop Valentine, The Secretions, The GIDDY UPs, Teenage Harlets, Buck Owens, The Beat-Ups, Choking Susan, UK Subs, Trash Talker, Millions Of Dead Cops

Movies:

ones that don't make millions and don't depict christ... Boy's From Brazil, Made in Britain, eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, Porky's, Boondock Saints, BMX Bandits, Gleaming The Cube, Some Kind Of Wonderful, Boxing Helena, Cannibal THe Musical, B MOVIES or d,e,f, Swing kids, SLC Punk, Waiting...

Television:

KILL THE TV

Books:

Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance, The Celestine Prophesy, DaVinci Code, How to Succeed In Business By Breaking All the Rules, million pieces, Out Of This Furnace,

Heroes:

Any non sport, non political figure. However a select few MR WIZARD!!!MJ'sDAD,

My Blog

Work People aka Suck Asses

Per Ms Casie's request for a Blog. I will drop a blog for you all.This will be one of who knows how many targets for the rocks I am about to throw.Lets start this rant with a question. Who do you spen...
Posted by TALL Tuffy VanTufferPants ® on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 01:39:00 PST

Match.com ads

Match.com banners with video.Okay I know the purpose of these, however am not sure of their effectiveness. First off if I would be so bored/horny as to sit and watch one of these for longer than 10 se...
Posted by TALL Tuffy VanTufferPants ® on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 10:49:00 PST

Pleats

    If I Ever. I mean Ever dress myself in Pleated Flood Dress Pants shoot me, for I no longer deserve to live.Brian
Posted by TALL Tuffy VanTufferPants ® on Mon, 27 Feb 2006 11:52:00 PST

More people should be like

Neil Diamond.
Posted by TALL Tuffy VanTufferPants ® on Thu, 16 Feb 2006 09:44:00 PST

today

I think today is a great day. I believe that there may be a real reason for us to all be here. 
Posted by TALL Tuffy VanTufferPants ® on Fri, 10 Feb 2006 06:57:00 PST

monday and pissed

I am thoroughly convinced that today is a piece of shit. Considering the fact that it is not even 10am. I was late for work becuase my car wouldn't start (had to start with two screwdrivers) and traff...
Posted by TALL Tuffy VanTufferPants ® on Mon, 06 Feb 2006 07:51:00 PST

BIRTHDAY

IT MY BIRTHDAY DAMN IT. I EXPECT ALL TO FOLLOW MY COMMAND FOR ONCE. I NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD MAKE IT TILL 30, HOWEVER MY NEW LIFE STYLE HAS ALLOWED ME TO MAKE IT THIS FAR.... WHY YOU ASK?
Posted by TALL Tuffy VanTufferPants ® on Fri, 03 Feb 2006 11:55:00 PST

zen quote

life is not the greatest loss the greatest loss is what dies within us while we live.
Posted by TALL Tuffy VanTufferPants ® on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST