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people down for crazy fun, crazy drunkin' retards, people wanting to travel, people who have ideas of what to do, see , hear.Don Herbert Bleach BLonde with a Roman Nose.Riders of BicyclesPeople who know there shit stinks!People with Jobs (real ones or self employment), Banksy, Wet Nurses,***
Thank you Punk for keeping me alive all these years!ANY NON HIP HOP!! HIP HOP IS SLOW MUSIC FOR SLOW PEOPLE. NO BLACK EYED PEES, NO ERYKAH BADDU, music that shows some form of intelligence, Metal is for dumbasses, music with more than 12 words (this is intended to bash KISS) beats, breaks, drums, loud fast distorted guitar riffs, metal clad mohawkers, HARDCORE, footloose on VINYL, anything PUNK.... LOVE KILLS by The Circle Jerks, Dead Kennedys, Operation Ivy, Rancid, The Eels, KMFDM, Skinny Puppy, Nitzer Ebb, Kill Rockstars, The Dead Milkmen, The Casualties, New Bomb Turks, Dropkick Murphys, Millencollin, Discount, Black Flag, Sloppy Seconds, The Restarts, Fabulous Disaster, Cherry Pop Valentine, The Secretions, The GIDDY UPs, Teenage Harlets, Buck Owens, The Beat-Ups, Choking Susan, UK Subs, Trash Talker, Millions Of Dead Cops
ones that don't make millions and don't depict christ... Boy's From Brazil, Made in Britain, eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, Porky's, Boondock Saints, BMX Bandits, Gleaming The Cube, Some Kind Of Wonderful, Boxing Helena, Cannibal THe Musical, B MOVIES or d,e,f, Swing kids, SLC Punk, Waiting...
KILL THE TV
Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance, The Celestine Prophesy, DaVinci Code, How to Succeed In Business By Breaking All the Rules, million pieces, Out Of This Furnace,
Any non sport, non political figure. However a select few
MR WIZARD!!!MJ'sDAD,