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1/2 jewish princess aprilla

this is not my beautiful life.

About Me

if i stay still for too long i get extremely uncomfortable. hence, i keep moving on. ..

My Interests

music, film, photography, travel, art, books, photos, dancing, sex, bass heavy music (please), periodical readings, my siblings, education, stimulating conversation, derrick fuckin' carter, dank beer, cheap beer, house, chunky shoes, girls who drink whiskey, Tim Burgess and those lips, waking the neighbors, crashing parties, my oh so fabulous friends, action, mixtapes, volunteering, Smartbar, working out, Parker Posey, summertime, museums, wall of bass, good food, pet monkies, Otto, the 80's, dub, fat cat (RIP) and homie, funk, yoga, more film, chocolate milk, history, early morning discussions, too much coffee, drag queens, local musical talent, step class, going deaf, laughing until my stomach hurts, making out, hot tubs, andy warhol, circulating positive energy, a kick ass dj, Jameson, the simpsons, Dave Gahan, Superb, a thought provoking read, documentaries, laughing at life because it's way too short to take seriously....there's plenty of time to sleep when you're dead. Which Bjork song are you?
Your the *pause* "Hunter"...go you!
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I'd like to meet:

creative types, people that hang tough and women that can hold their liquor.

Music:

BJORK, Woody McBride, Brian Jonestown Massacre, Matthew Dear (yum yum), Kaiser Chiefs, Depeche Mode, The Jesus and Mary Chain, James, BECK, The Charlatans UK, The Strokes, The Killers, Kruder Dorfmeister, The Smiths, New Order, Kid Koala, The Faint, Ron Trent, Derrick May, Greenskeepers, LCD Sound System, Brian Small a.k.a. Lectric, Daft Punk, The Verve, The Dandy Warhols, Le Tigre, Built to Spill, Jamiroquai, Thievery Corporation, The Cure, Zero 7, Nada Surf, Jurassic 5, Sonic Youth, DJ Heather, Morcheeba, Ludacris (he's the new Snoop), Del the Funky Homosapien, Phantom 45, Miss Honey Dijon (that is one fly bitch), any live electronic music such as Swayzak, Freaks & Tortured Soul, Metro Area, Coldplay, DERRICK L. CARTER, Portishead, Dusty Springfield, Mazzy Star, Tears for Fears, Miles Maeda, Cat Stevens, Peter Gabriel, Blur, Stereolab, The Beta Band, DJ Krust, Echo and the Bunnymen, Tony Humphries, The Lovetones, Supreme Beings of Leisure, Wolfmother, Jazzanova, Death Cab, Eviction Notice, Roy Davis Jr., the Pixies. Just dance.

Movies:

"Are you employed Mr. Lebowski? You don't go out looking for a job dressed like that do you? On a weekday?""Employed? Ummm, what day is this?" Igby Goes Down, Human Traffic, Office Space, The Secretary, When Harry Met Sally, High Fidelity, Party Girl, SLC Punk, Lost in Translation, The Good Girl, Heathers, Motorcycle Diaries, Boogie Nights, The Big Lebowski, Pulp Fiction, Boiler Room, Spiderman (i LOVE him!), Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, The Shipping News, Parenthood, Zoolander, Edward Scissorhands, Dancer in the Dark, Garden State, 200 Cigarettes, Clueless, Casino, Harold and Maude, Closer, Love Liza, all Almoldovar, all Kaufman, most Jarmusch, most Allen, and so on and so on....

Television:

Dog the Bounty Hunter, Family Guy, The Simpsons, What Not to Wear, Sex and the City, Curb your Enthusiasm, Sunday night trash, Arrested Development, stupid true crime shows with exaggerated narrators, The Colbert Report, The Sopranos and anything on the IFC.

Books:

Anything by Vonnegut, Palahunik, Tom Robbins, Dickens, Sedaris, Heimel, plus Clan of the Cave Bear, Last Night a DJ Saved My Life, Catcher in the Rye. Lots of magazines circulate my livingroom/bathroom i.e. paper, found, XLR8R, grooves, interview, bazaar and fitness.

Heroes:

the universe.

My Blog

i hope i get to be on tv

so with the help of my dear friend vincent holly, today I completed my online application to file a civil suit in the courtroom of none other than Judge Judy. i love Judge Judy. she can smell out a ...
Posted by 1/2 jewish princess aprilla on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 11:08:00 PST

DUH

everyone and their mother on this site is getting hacked. this morning when i logged in, the top 10 line bulletins were all macy's gift cards and free condoms. word to the internet savvy (or not so ...
Posted by 1/2 jewish princess aprilla on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 07:43:00 PST

who am i?

Identity theft is by far the worst ordeal I have ever experienced. I would not wish this on my worst enemy. Or any crazy ex boyfriend for that matter, even the one that totaled my car. As of present...
Posted by 1/2 jewish princess aprilla on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 12:40:00 PST

is it friday yet?

first of all, if i ever wanted to burn a company to the ground, it would be UPS. these commie bastards have the worst customer service i've ever endured. as if it's MY fault i missed the package yeste...
Posted by 1/2 jewish princess aprilla on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 10:59:00 PST

May

I am thrilled to be graduating from college, it's about all I can think about right now. We are planning a super smashing party with friends, family, good eats and very talented DJ's, both Milwaukee a...
Posted by 1/2 jewish princess aprilla on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 11:43:00 PST

fuck you!

fuck you myspace! i can't stand this new Euro system we have going on here. didn't myspace start in california? last time i checked, california is still in the US, at least until it falls in the ocean...
Posted by 1/2 jewish princess aprilla on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 09:54:00 PST

why come?

So last night we watched the new Mike Judge movie, Idiocracy. You can read more about it here: Idiocracy. A movie has not made me laugh this hard in a long time, while still keeping me thinking about...
Posted by 1/2 jewish princess aprilla on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 11:25:00 PST

new year dance

i'm beat! this holiday season has been busy busy busy. cooking for thanksgiving and christmas, hosting a sex toy party, an amazing new years celebration and starting this new job has done a number on ...
Posted by 1/2 jewish princess aprilla on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 07:09:00 PST

stupid jerk!

when i was a little girl and i lived with just my dad and grandmother, i used to spend the afternoons with just my grandma. we used to play a game called 'guys and dolls'. this consisted of taking all...
Posted by 1/2 jewish princess aprilla on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 09:14:00 PST

last night

so did anyone watch the 'gay wedding wars' show on A&E last night with uncle jesse? no? neither did i. you know why? cuz i have a problem embracing uncle jesse as a homo. you see, i love homos. an...
Posted by 1/2 jewish princess aprilla on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 07:54:00 PST