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Mz. JoJo

Be the change you wish to see in the world ~Gandhi

About Me

I love my friends, love my enemies just cuz it pisses them off, love city life (even on my block which I lovingly refer to as "Mini Compton"), and love my music. I don't like the pathetic myspacers who are attempting to make everyone in the whole cyber world their best friend,and don't like bands that think I'm willing to become free advertisement for their crappy shows. While I'm on the what I don't like kick I should mention my biggest pet peeve... I absolutely cannot handle the influx of skanky, slutty, hoebag girls on myspace. If you have so little personality that all you can rely on is your boobs.... GET THERAPY!!! This goes for guys too! I certainly don't care to become one of the 582 chicks on your page... so if you just want to add another girl, don't even bothering asking me. I'm pretty outgoing, or at least that's what people say. My friends mean the world to me, but I'm no fool. Fuck me once, shame on you! Fuck me twice, shame on me. Trust me, There's no second fuckin over goin on! stars layout @ HOT FreeLayouts.com

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My Interests

photography, music, books, music, my kitties, food, family, friends, more music it rules my life, dancing, wine, having fun in life, helping my wayward boys, being on the fine line between genius and insanity and making people guess which side of the line I'm on;) crashing parties, practicing to become the next national air guitar champion(j/p), working out, workin it, tearin up the club every chance i get, flirting, hangin with my girls.... i love my girls, fishing calms me, gardening, horse back riding, camping, more dancing... if you don't dance get outta my way!, traveling,and soooo much more, i have more hobbies and interests than i know what to do with!I love my dog... she is the best!

I'd like to meet:

Likeminded people, people who aren't afraid to read or use their brain, those who are down to cause some trouble, Mr. right,(why does Mr. Wrong keep popping up?), a pink bunny with purple ears, a massage therapist of my very own, and of course anyone who shares my love of GOOD music and dancin. Oh, and I wouldn't mind meeting the people who abuse their pets so I can kick them in the teeth and make them suffer the same way they make animals suffer! If you fight dogs, I'm convinced you are one of the lowest creatures on the planet!

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Music:

Drum 'n' bass/ jungle : dara , ak, diesel boy, andy c, dylan, roni size, LTJ Bukem, tech itch, Gein, Kooldjflick, and lots more House: Jevon jackson, derrick carter, kaskade, dayhota, erik morillo, collett, lady d, mark farina, lectric, tom feiza, Donald Glaud, juanie strong armie, Miguel Migs, Swayzak, and anyone else within earshot Other: well, anything from hip hop to oldies, depends what mood im in! I've been listening to lots of Fleetwood Mac lately, love it! Depeche Mode is also a favorite, got to see them a few months back in Chicago, mmmm.... Dave Gahan... Jamiroquai is as close to my all time favorite as you can get. Alicia Keys is a great vocalist, I love to listen to Dido at bedtime....

Movies:

human traffic, party girl, baraka, the neverending story, lost in translation, Garden State, The aristocrats(A man goes into a talent agent's office to pitch an act that includes his family... you finish the story), the secret garden(dont ask, Ive loved the story since i was a kid), eternal sunshine of the spotless mind.... such a good movie, North Country made me cry, the new Willy Wonka Movie made me laugh(love oompa loompa's), there are many more movies to like, but I'm gonna stop listing them.

Television:

The simpsons, family guy, Prison Break(oooo...those guys r so adorable), grey's anatomy, the housewives of course, and sometimes those wifeswap shows... CRAZY!


Books:

" The children of wilder" It's about the fuct up foster care system in new york, "No Matter How Loud I shout" ( about the Juvenile Justice system in L.A.....crazy!!!), anything by david sedaris, dennis miller, sometimes a crappy romance novel to remind me that those things DO NOT exist, anything by Linda Goodman(astrology), usually any true life social history books, last night a DJ saved my life, party monster, and whatever book im currently reading! Right now I'm reading up on girl gangs in L.A., San Antonio, and Milwaukee.

Heroes:

CHEESE!!! My hero is cheese, it's yummy, you can put it on anything, it's cheese! Also, I've decided that Happy Bunny matches my philosopy...

My Blog

He just might be...

the newest addition to my zoo!  Who could resist those eyes and that squishy face?  I'm hoping to find out on Wednesday if he will be able to get along with Mika and Disco... Cross your fing...
Posted by Mz. JoJo on Sat, 18 Aug 2007 02:05:00 PST

deedly dee... who wants to go camping?

Summer is in full swing and I love it!  I'm in the mood to go camping, so if you're interested in going, let me know!  I would like to get a group together to go.  I was thinking of may...
Posted by Mz. JoJo on Wed, 18 Jul 2007 07:27:00 PST

Thought of the day...

I saw this on a bumper sticker in the hood and it made me smile.... "Won't it be a great day when our schools get all the money they need and the president has to hold a bake sale to fund his war?"...
Posted by Mz. JoJo on Thu, 17 May 2007 09:59:00 PST

Back by popular demand, the roomate search!

I'm looking for someone to share my two bedroom apt. in riverwest with.  Rent is 700/ month plus heat, cable, etc.  Everything is split 50/50.  I'm not asking much in the way of qualifi...
Posted by Mz. JoJo on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 10:08:00 PST

death by headache

I have had a horrible headache for the last four days.  It started in really bad once I got to Potowatomi so I'm blaming them for my terrible affliction.  Speaking of Potowatomi, I saw the m...
Posted by Mz. JoJo on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 10:43:00 PST

~Instructions For Life~

INSTRUCTIONS FOR LIFE 1.  Take into account that great love and great achievements involve great risk.   2.  When you lose, don't lose the lesson.   3.  Follow the three R's: ...
Posted by Mz. JoJo on Fri, 24 Nov 2006 10:58:00 PST

Rapid decline

In the past two years I have noted a rapid decline in the children coming to my door for trick or treat.  Last year a group of kids pounded on my door and demanded "Give us some candy!".  No...
Posted by Mz. JoJo on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 12:36:00 PST

Thanks, Thanks alot assholes!

My dear friends,As the holidays approach, my heartfelt appreciation goes out to all of you who have taken the time and trouble to send me "forwards" over the past 12 months. Thank you for making me fe...
Posted by Mz. JoJo on Thu, 15 Dec 2005 01:54:00 PST

BOOOOO!!! HHHIIIIISSS!!!!

Went to the haunted house on the state fair grounds last night: 1.  DON'T GO THERE, IT'S NOT SCAREY!!!! 2.  Got hit on by a 15year old 3.  The best part was Casie Lane being so scared :...
Posted by Mz. JoJo on Sun, 22 Oct 2006 09:38:00 PST

ok,ok

After several complaints I have taken down my fall profile thingy.  There shouldn't be any more issues with my page loading, so everyone can continue their stalking at will!  enjoy!!  N...
Posted by Mz. JoJo on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 12:02:00 PST