I AM TRULY A LATIN AMERICAN PRINCESS (and don't you forget that) (ever)
THE CONSUELO STORY
I was made by Olmec toys, and had the chance to escape one fine day from the
wrath of the toymaker!
Slowly but surely, I made my way from Latin America through the deepest, darkest
jungles of Columbia, all the way the good ol' U.S.A. (:
yay :)
After not being able to find any work except the corner, I decided to shack up
in a thrift store (Unique "with 12 chicagoland locations") in ShaKiKi
(Chicago) on the
border of Evanston right in corner of the dollar strip-mall.
Anywho, I finally found my home with my good friend (who shall be nameless - for
myspace purposes), who has done nothing but love me for the last year and a
half.
Since coming home to live with my BFF, I soon after met my evil-twin sister "the
imposter" (Consuela) from Milwaukee. She was purchased on She-Bay (EBay) by
Dr. Dervish and has been shacking up with him for god knows how long ...
After getting to know Consuela & spending the fall of 06' with her in
Evil-Waukee, we then were introduced to yet another version of myself (get
real).
I mean .. come on .. I'm the only truly natural goddess princess Consuelo!!!
The new version of myself was the "Splendor" edition Consuelo - claiming to be
the TRUE Latin American Princess..... mmmmm hmmmmm - whatever.
I've learned to love her though, even if I think she is a TRUE IMPOSTER.
Hope that sums up my True Latin American Legacy.
From my house to yours - truly,
~ CONSUELO ~