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And now the news: Pope declares: Keith is God.

With a nod and a wink.

About Me

Hello… (read it with deep voice, as Keef, Mae West, Iggy Pop or Lauren Bacall would do it)

It’s true, my name’s Silvia, but 99 years old!!! Don't fuck around...¡@! That’s no true!!! I’ve tried by all the ways my age not to appears here, but the damned Tom thinks I'm keeping pretty well for my age, that I’d be proud for it and if he would be 30 years over we’d have a hanky panky party….

I work in a radio station. My director says I'm very good, but he'll deny to know me if his wife or the FBI ask him.

In my radio programme, called "Funky Chicken" (Rufus Thomas 1969), all the staff adore some nasty guys that my parents use to hate. They don’t give a toss if those filthy musos are being charged and taken to Court, if they have multiple drug addictions, make public scandals or have sex with minors... My parents think we all have the right to have a bad moment in our lives, but they scorn the fact that rock musicians don..t have a safety monthly wage.

"FCH" it's highly influenced by Joseph McCarthy & his old pal Edward R. Murrow, Arthur Godfreys's Talent Scouts, Howdy Doody, Queen for a day, Ed Sullivan, Dick Clarke & Alan Freed, George & Mildred, Howard Stern and Jon Stewart's Daily Show, so our Guest Star will, forever, another glimmer mate:

Mr. Keith Richards, Mr. Rock'n'Roll...

Baby, baby, baby....
Silvia

Hola... (léase con voz grave, como lo harían Keef, Mae West, Iggy Pop o Lauren Bacall)


Es verdad, me llamo Silvia, ¡¡pero 99 años!!! eso no es cierto. He tratado por todos los medios de que mi edad no aparezca aquí, pero el maldito Tom opina que me conservo muy bien, que debería estar orgullosa por ello y que si él tuviera 30 años más me iba a enterar.

Trabajo en la radio, mi director dice que soy muy buena pero que delante de su mujer y del FBI jurará que no me conoce.


Ahora estoy preparando nuevos especiales para "Funky Chicken" (Rufus Thomas 1969), un programa sobre los tipos que mis padres odian. No es que les importen las acusaciones de consumo de drogas, escándalo público, corrupción de menores…, dicen que todos tenemos derecho a pasar por un mal momento en nuestra vida, pero no tragan con que no tengan un sueldo fijo.
"FCH" tiene evidentes influencias de Joseph McCarthy & su viejo amigo Edward R. Murrow, Encarna Sánchez, Elena Francis, Reina por un día, Federico Jiménez Losantos, Los Roper, Howard Stern y Jon Stewart (que no hace radio pero debería), así que me temo que la estrella invitada será un rockero degenerado:

Mr. Keith Richards, Mr. Rock'n'Roll...

Baby, baby, baby....
Silvia

I made all this outrageous stuff with love, much love and much more love to my friends...
Silvia... ;)

My Interests

- "Everyone talks about rock these days; the problem is they forget about the roll."

- "I say good luck to people who want to emulate me, but they better realize what they're getting into; they better know that there's more to this than attitude. It's about the music; it's about the blues. That's what sustains me."

- " I've never had a problem with drugs. I've had problems with the police. "

- " I still don't go to bed to go to sleep. Usually it overtakes me sooner or later, but basically that's true. "

- " If you're going to kick authority in the teeth, you might as well use two feet. "

- " Whatever side I take, I know well that I will be blamed. "

- " I'm not the guys I see on MTV, who obviously think they are me. "

- " I never thought I was wasted, but I probably was " .

- " Getting old is a fascination thing. The older you get, the older you want to get. "

- " You can build a wall to stop people, but eventually, the music, it'll cross that wall. "

- " That's the beautiful thing about music..., there's no defense against it. "

- " Moneywise, we haven't had to work for years. But it's for the pleasure of the music, pride, the quest of the Holy Grail”. "

- " This band's got more energy than half the world put together. We could light up a town, baby. "

- " To me, the main thing about living on this planet is to know who the hell you are and be real about it. That's the reason I'm still alive. "

- " Let me be clear about this. I don't have a drug problem. I have a police problem. "

- " I got news for you. We're still a bunch of tough bastards. String us up and we still won't die. "

- " Rock and roll it's like a heart machine, it's gotta' go up and down otherwise, you're dead, you know. "

- " I only get ill when I give up drugs. "

- " I have no idea what the audience makes of me. "

- " I look for ambiguity when I'm writing because life is ambiguous. "

- " I took drugs because I wanted to hide. "

- " In the end, being pop stars was handy; you realize you could do a whole lot more from this position. Suddenly it wasn't so unhip to be a pop star. "

- " Everybody starts by imitating their heroes. For me it was Chuck Berry and Muddy Waters. "

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