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Vaderlicious

About Me

Hi. I'm, uh, I'm a pet psychiatrist. I sell couch insurance. Mm-hmm, and I - and I test-market positive thinking. I lead a weekend men's group, we specialize in ritual killings. Yeah, you look great! God, yeah! Hi, how are you? Hi, how are you? Remember me? I'm not married, I don't have any kids, and I'd blow your head off if someone paid me enough

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

If I could go back in time, I'd wanna meet Snoopy

My Blog

The Baffled King Composing Hallelujah

First of all, I'm coming home. I bust out tomorrow night right after work and I'll be there by dawn on Wednesday. I hope it's cold and fucking miserable. On friday morning slash afternoon I'm getting ...
Posted by on Mon, 27 Feb 2006 13:17:00 GMT

Rock Out With Your Cock Out This Holiday Season

New News: -Chandler House is sold, we're out by the end of the month. -Halloween Party at Castle Greyskull, Saturday the 29th. The pressure is on for best costume.   So, it's the Holiday season ...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Oct 2005 02:57:00 GMT

Peter Pan or Superman

I think it's really powerful in movies when the characters sing along to a song. It makes the emotions so real, because it's so faggoty that no one with self-respect would admit that's something they ...
Posted by on Wed, 13 Jul 2005 10:32:00 GMT

"Get WHO done?", I asked Larry the Cable Guy

I'll call this story: "How I lost a lot of blood". OK, so at this point it's thursday morning. I can't sleep because I keep thinking Boomer (the 90 pound German Shepherd slash Septopus) is getting in...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Jul 2005 01:59:00 GMT

I Do What I Like

And, you're a dum dum if you do stuff you don't like. Girls HATE when you call them dum dum. Even more than fatty. Anyway, I took a mini-vacation to Los Angeles this past week. Had a lot of f...
Posted by on Mon, 11 Apr 2005 01:54:00 GMT

It's The New Style

I'm going to school, like ALL THE TIME this semester. I have breaks from 1155h-1340h and 1455h-1640 on Tuesdays and Thursdays. Some, call me up, we'll meet at the deli. I'm also off the no car...
Posted by on Wed, 26 Jan 2005 23:47:00 GMT

Lying my ass off

I kept saying how badly I didn't want anything to do with this effing nonsense, but secretly I couldn't wait for an excuse. I'm just a giant nerd and I love to do nerd things! Currently: I'm wea...
Posted by on Tue, 11 Jan 2005 16:20:00 GMT