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Charley ahlly Oxenfree

Minor Leagues, Major Fun

About Me

jel·ly·bean n. A small ovoid candy with a hardened sugar coating over a chewy center

en·e·ma n. pl. 1. The injection of liquid into the rectum through the anus for cleansing, for stimulating evacuation of the bowels, or for other therapeutic or diagnostic purposes.

jel·ly·bean en·e·ma n. pl. 1. A movement to dislodge the fecal matter of humorlessness, self-importance, apathy and inhibition from the collective anus of the hipster masses. 2. A tasty treat!

DOWN WITH THE REPUBLIC OF COWARDS! UP WITH THE JELLYBEAN ENEMAS!

My Interests

Messing with the space time continuum, dropping the last veil, dropping out, jumping back in (cause it's cold and without cash out there), getting a band come hell or high water, old timey colloquialisms, hating (po?po-po...shawalawala?)modern times and conveniences while dreaming of a hover bike, Mae West, Charlie Chaplin, dirty limericks, Nouvelle Vague, the ART of clowning, Eddie Izzard, The Cockettes, trannies, Siskel Center, art nouveau, Bosch, Beardsley, Goya, Kirchner, Ernst, Schiele, old school Final Fantasy, SNES, science magazines, Pete Doherty (as a concept), Woody Allen (as a father figure), Marx Bros. (as a beverage), and the perfect taco.

I'd like to meet:

...see you space cowboy

Music:

David Bowie, Iggy Pop, Lou Reed, Patti Smith, T Rex, Hedwig, Tom Waits, Nina Simone, Bjork, The Clash, Le Tigre, Wilco, New Order, Pixies, Leonard Cohen, Placebo, The Smiths, Yoko Kanno, PJ Harvey, Blondie, Pavement, Talking Heads, The Flaming Lips, The Ramones, X, Sonic Youth, Tom Petty, Maxwell Demon, The Jam, Siouxsie & the Banshees, Van Morisson, Frank Sinatra, DEVO, Billie Holiday, the Police, Engrish songs from anime. That small/rare/local/import that has yet to be/is/once was cool but now isn't but will be ironic and cool again given time, I like that one too.

Movies:

goat snuff porn (where you surround the gore of a snuff film with a spongy coating of bestiality. kinda like a twinkie)-brought to you by Pasha Nasim.

Television:

AMERICAN: The Simpsons, The Daily Show, Firefly, The Kids in the Hall, Mr. Show, Twilight Zone, Carnivale, Six Feet Under, The State, Dead Like Me, Deadwood, LOST, The Muppet Show:ANGLO: Monty Python's Flying Circus, The Mighty Boosh, What Not To Wear, ABFAB, SPACED :JAPO: Cowboy Bebop, NGE, Samurai Champloo, Trigun, BoogiePop Phantom :QUEER: Buffy The Vampire Slayer, The L Word's 1st season, Queer as Folk, Sex and the City, Oz, M*A*S*H*

Books:

Alice's Adventures..., The Master and Margarita, Tom Robbins, Oscar Wilde, Kurt Vonnegut, Irvine Welsh, Franz Kafka, Chuck Palahniuk, Neil Gaiman, Good Omens, Frank Miller, Garth Ennis, Warren Ellis, Allan Moore, Milan Kundera, Envy, Shakespeare's monkeys, Let it Blurt, that book by Nabokov, Rimbaud, Douglas Adams, yeah Harry Potter, The Scary Stories series with those frightening illustrations (you know the one), Peter Pan, The Painted Bird (hahahaha, get it?), Y: the last man, Dorothy Parker

My Blog

Link to Livejournal...

http://www.livejournal.com/users/jlybeanenema/ and that's all the blog you'll get young lady.
Posted by Charley ahlly Oxenfree on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST