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liana

Like 10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife

About Me

5'3"/Less to love

My Interests

Last night's breakfast burrito, Mary-Louise Parker, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, the 101 North between Gower and Barham

I'd like to meet:

Trader Darwin

Music:

Christmas Card from a Hooker in Minneapolis

Movies:

Midnight Cowboy, Ordinary People, Red River, Stand By Me, The Quick and the Dead

Television:

The Wonder Years, Freaks and Geeks, The Wire

Books:

Lolita, The Sound and the Fury, Last Exit to Brooklyn, White Noise, Death in Venice, lots of Sam Shepard, Where the Wild Things Are

Heroes:

Jack Daniels, Earl Grey

My Blog

Ab Scrab

I've recently been "taking time off to write" (off from what, I couldn't tell you), which has really just amounted to playing a tremendous about of online Scrabble, through the Facebook application "S...
Posted by liana on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 03:27:00 PST

Four Things I Learned from MTVs Parental Control

Yes, that's right, the teen dating show where parents fed up with their child'd current bf/gf interview new prospects, and choose the most promising ones to take their offspring on a date...1. Guys w...
Posted by liana on Fri, 20 Jul 2007 03:05:00 PST

Rectangular

A square is always a rectangle, but a rectangle can never be a square.The word square has become a firm part of the American vernacular -- translating directly to mean uptight and conservative. Borin...
Posted by liana on Sat, 19 May 2007 05:59:00 PST

The Axe Effect

It's hard to go a full day without seeing one of the many ads for Axe Body Wash, which all present the same idea: Guys - if you use our product, women will flock to you in droves, and place at your fe...
Posted by liana on Sat, 24 Feb 2007 04:28:00 PST

:)

Look, I did a stupid Youtube thing!http://youtube.com/watch?v=9adSYiB7Ipg
Posted by liana on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 02:55:00 PST

Those days are over

Last night's 49th Annual Grammy's Ceremony promised to be a momentous occasion. I tuned with high hopes that within a few short hours I'd see Justin take the wheel, Jesus bring sexyback, and catch a ...
Posted by liana on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 04:05:00 PST

Unhappy Meal

Since the founding of the first McDonald's restaurant in 1940, the fast food trend has been emblematic of the American way of life: fast, easy, greasy and interested in little else besides the stuffin...
Posted by liana on Tue, 26 Dec 2006 06:57:00 PST

"Bestest Friends"

With only one semester of film school left, I figure it's time to buckle down and start preparing for my entry into the real world. I present to you what I consider my best shot at "making it" in Hol...
Posted by liana on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 11:45:00 PST

Friendly Letter

Dear the Man Who Spent Fifteen Minutes Helping Me Back Up After I Accidentally Drove My Car a Quarter of a Mile Down the Bike Path at Venice Beach While Trying to Find the 10 East After Everyone Else ...
Posted by liana on Mon, 28 Aug 2006 05:32:00 PST

Karma?

If the kid who graffitied my grip truck got in a fight with the guy at the lab who destroyed 400 feet of my film, using the rock that popped the tire that left me stuck in the middle of the desert... ...
Posted by liana on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 05:31:00 PST