I wrote tonight’s Simpsons episode |
8pm on fox. it's called "any given sundance" and it features cameos by john c. reilly and america's most famous celebrity, director jim jarmusch. and, as always, please buy one of every product advert...
Posted by Danny on Sun, 04 May 2008 03:49:00 PST |
I wrote some e-cards |
Because being on strike is boring. You can find them (along with some others that other people wrote) at www.regardsbox.com. "Oh, I bet they'll be really sincere and heartfelt." Wrong, dipshit! They'r...
Posted by Danny on Sun, 10 Feb 2008 04:57:00 PST |
Read my thing in New York Magazine |
Hey Internet,A few co-workers and I wrote something for the poor man's internet, a magazine. It's about The Office, a tv show about an crazy office where things happen weekly. Fortunately for people u...
Posted by Danny on Mon, 04 Feb 2008 02:45:00 PST |
Ugg, The Germaphobic Caveman |
THURG: Ugg, aren't you hungry? You haven't touched your mastodon.UGG: Yeah, I just...I'm not hungry.VARG: He's hungry, he's just a real freak about germs.THURG: Are you serious? Come on Ugg, eat the d...
Posted by Danny on Tue, 15 Jan 2008 01:27:00 PST |
Has Anyone Ever Tried This Steroid Defense |
"Your honor, the improved strength and speed were unexpected side effects. I was just taking the steroids to shrivel my immense, plump balls."
Posted by Danny on Sat, 15 Dec 2007 11:53:00 PST |
God Invents Man |
HEAVENGod: My angelic assistants, how goes the creation of the universe?Angel 1: Very well, God. Today we created the sea. Behold.God: Yes, quite beautiful. It shall hold untold treasures for all who ...
Posted by Danny on Fri, 23 Nov 2007 01:14:00 PST |
Everything You Need To Know About The Writers’ Strike |
Over the last few weeks many of you have sent me kind notes and comments about the WGA strike. But many of you have not sent me anything. I can only conclude that you don't know about the strike. Let ...
Posted by Danny on Wed, 21 Nov 2007 01:14:00 PST |
Simpsons Name Contest Results! |
First of all, thanks for entering. I had a ton of fun reading the submissions. I guess I have one thing in common with Dracula and/or a fat kid in that I wish Halloween were every day. That way I coul...
Posted by Danny on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 01:46:00 PST |
!!!Simpsons Halloween Name Contest!!! |
As you probably know, the Simpsons has a tradition of using Halloween names in the credits of its Treehouse of Horror episode. And I bet you've seen them and thought, "I could come up with a much bett...
Posted by Danny on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 12:22:00 PST |
Hey liberals! |
I wrote a thing for The New Republic dotcom. It's on the front page of tnr.com. A direct link is here. Does this explain why I haven't written on my MySpace blog in over a month? Nope!...
Posted by Danny on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 08:11:00 PST |
