If everyone else is, I will too |
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Posted by miss hajek on Thu, 20 Sep 2007 12:05:00 PST |
An idea for an advert: |
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Seeing as it's the 35th anniversary of his death, and the ad world has already pissed everyone off by slightly changing the lyrics to "Viva Las Vegas" to "Viva Viagra" to move more penis pill...
Posted by miss hajek on Sun, 12 Aug 2007 04:23:00 PST |
The elderly of the world gone wild: |
My neighbors just had the most amazing fight ever and you guys missed it!
Posted by miss hajek on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 09:20:00 PST |
An observation: |
There is such a fine line between being white trash and simply exploring the possibilities.
Posted by miss hajek on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 05:44:00 PST |
Beat that!: |
This weekend J. Alfred Prufrock and I are going to Point Dume to take a ton of drugs and write a hit song.
Later, suckers!
Posted by miss hajek on Wed, 11 Jul 2007 02:22:00 PST |
Some very valuable advice you will want: |
"Get him to call out a number from one to 10 during intercourse--one being the lowest level of arousal, 10 being 'Oh-my-God-I'm-about-to...' When he reaches nine, stop what you're doing and revert to ...
Posted by miss hajek on Thu, 05 Jul 2007 03:36:00 PST |
A true story: |
On my drive home today I saw a car with a frightened looking kid holding up a sign that said "KIDNAPED (sic) CALL COPS". It made me laugh because I remember doing that a lot as a kid.Then I thought, "...
Posted by miss hajek on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 12:19:00 PST |
Sometimes I think this might really be happening: |
A short film script:
Receptionist: Can I help you?Caller: Yeah, I need ________.Receptionist: Ok! Let's see here. Where should I transfer you? Certainly not to anyone that will be able to help you. Ar...
Posted by miss hajek on Mon, 21 May 2007 03:49:00 PST |
My pursuit of life-skills knows no bounds: |
The betterment of Eliza, week one:I had my first sewing class last Monday. My teacher is Russell "My favorite color is sparkly" Scott. I love him so, so much. He says stuff like "Chi-chi fa-...
Posted by miss hajek on Tue, 15 May 2007 12:36:00 PST |
This blog is really long and it is about reconstituted meat: |
If it weren't for my blood type and it's apparent inability to keep me from being severly anemic, I would still be a vegetarian. But that's not the case, so I eat meat - and while I do enjoy a variety...
Posted by miss hajek on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 04:14:00 PST |
