I'm Black, Handsome, I Sing plus I'm Rich.
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People who are Clever, Sarcastic, Abusive both Cleverly and Sarcastically, Girls with Bangs / Unique Unconventional Noses, Hopelessly Romanticizing, MAKING OUT, Technicolor Films, Synthesizers, Keytars, Karaoke, ROBOTS, Bears, Sharks, Booze, Making Situations Awkward for Others, Topical Humor of Last Year, Self Deprecation, Hooded Sweatshirts, Napoleon Complexes, Mind-Plagiarisms, Overanalizing, Picking Favorites, Bob Odenkirk, Black & White Films, Using Bad Puns / Word Play / Dangling Modifiers as Paramount of Comedy, Listening to Movie Scores, Frank Capra, Space Exploration and the NASA Program, Wars, Dancing, Coney Dogs, Funny, TEMP CAT, Dogs with people names, Jimmy Stewart's "Aw Shucks" Demeanor, Popeyes Sunday, Shrink Rays, DVDs, Wearing my Heart on my Sleeve, Tommy Bartlett’s Robot World, Misinterpretation, Tim Robbins, Contests, Pretending to Work at Appliances Stores, Candle Wax, The Wii, Duct Tape Fixes, When People Yell "NOOOO" when something bad is happening to them i.e. - Falling off a Cliff / Bear Attack, Owning Entire Sets of Things, Drum Machines & B-Boys, Mariachi Bands, Peter Sellers, Max the Dog, 1994, I also think it's safe to say that Cake is an interest we all share.
THINGS THAT DO NOT INTEREST ME: Improv Troops, Babies with Pierced Ears, Conceitedness, Shallowness, Home Depots, Expensive Cars, People Who Call Lettuce Salad, GIRLS, Grammar Correction During Conversation, Getting My Ass Kicked, Namedroppers, Superman as a person's favorite superhero, Finding parking with a car full of people even though I clearly asked "So do you guys just want to get out here and I'll find a spot?", TJ the Knight, SCARFACE, Dane Cook / "The Dane Train", Cool or Cooler Ranch Doritos on a Date, Unfunny, Animals Wearing Clothes (Specifically Clothes, Not Costumes. I can't emphasize that enough), Paris Hilton - Clothed or Bare, When cats jump on my head.
Tina Fey.
Anything Morrissey related.
Ones with Val Kilmer in them.
The Office (UK), Freaks and Geeks, Arrested Development, The Wire, Lost
The Butter Battle Book, A Clockwork Orange, Collective Stories of Roald Dahl, Cosmos, High Fidelity, Homicide: A Year on the Killing Streets, In the Blink of an Eye, Kick Me: Adventures in Adolescence, The Kid Stays in the Picture, Me Talk Pretty One Day, Mind Over Matters, Red Alert, The Right Stuff, Where the Wild Things Are...
The Mercury 7 - Men more man than mankind.
ALL of the Above.