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Nancy

Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination - Oscar Wilde

About Me

I'm snarky and I bake. Done.


"I don't have any regrets. I meant whatever I did whenever I did it and stuck by it" ... Jerry Lee Lewis - Vanity Fair 11/06
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My Interests

My kids, coffee, chocolate, curried anything, TRAVEL, any man with a Scottish accent, baking, cooking, dreaming, scheming,procrastinating, and finding a cilantro shampoo ; )

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet someone who could tell me about the Mystery Dance, because quite frankly, I've tried and I've tried and I'm still mystified.

Music:

Yes, please!!

Movies:

HOT FUZZ,Shaun of the Dead, Run, Fatboy, Run, Manhattan, Annie Hall, Sleeper, A Hard Day's Night, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Amelie, African Queen, Local Hero, Galaxy Quest, Truly Madly Deeply, Strictly Ballroom, Kung Fu Hustle, Tristram Shandy - A Cock and Bull Story, Love Actually, Once... basically any Brit Flick ever made, with the exception of Calendar Girls.

Television:

People who say they don't watch TV are full of crap; I watch it and I like it... Seinfeld, Spaced, Black Adder, Monty Python, Posh Nosh, Alton Brown's "Feasting on Asphalt" 1 & 2, The Office(both), Extras, Family Guy, Masterpiece Theatre's Jane Austin series.

Books:

I buy them or take them out of the library and then they just sit there on the coffee table looking pretty. : /

Heroes:

How about people I admire... Farmers, Jane Goodall, Bill and Melinda Gates, my Uncle Damon, my cousin Andy, and Brian May(yeah, THAT Brian May).

My Blog

Crap

Crap. Crap. And more crap. I'll just jump right into it...I'm not working. I don't know what happened. The interview went great; we chatted, we laughed, we shook hands on the deal. My soon-to-be-boss ...
Posted by Nancy on Fri, 12 Sep 2008 07:34:00 PST

Love and Hope and Sex and Dreams - Status Update Part Two

Regrets? Yeah, I've had a few. Like Sammy. And that handsome, charming young businessman I met at the top of the Eiffel Tower back in '90. Oh yeah, there was "He Who Must Not Be Named",...
Posted by Nancy on Wed, 20 Aug 2008 03:38:00 PST

Status Update - The Extended Version - Part One

I got a job. WooHoo! It's no biggie, really, I mean, as far as jobs go - part-time Personal Assistant to a woman who owns a medical billing company - but it is a big deal to me that I've reached ...
Posted by Nancy on Mon, 18 Aug 2008 01:31:00 PST

What have I done to deserve this?

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Posted by Nancy on Fri, 08 Aug 2008 06:51:00 PST

Chicks Gone Wild!

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Posted by Nancy on Fri, 27 Jun 2008 09:08:00 PST

Nancy, Nancy quite contrary, where did your garden go?

Here are my Daylilies...">My   Red Hot Pokers...">     Hosta...   "   >A row of Hosta...   And some Pink Coneflowers... ">   This is what I have to show for all my...
Posted by Nancy on Fri, 27 Jun 2008 08:40:00 PST

Heres the SCoop...

We went from this pile of wood and a few plans scratched out on a piece of paper(which I immediately spilled coffee all over)...">To this...">...putting the salvaged dog house that we have been using ...
Posted by Nancy on Fri, 30 May 2008 06:41:00 PST

Hot Chicks on Spring Break!

Ha! Made you look!"> The mail carrier showed up on our doorstep last Tuesday with a peeping package... our chicks had arrived one week early. Fortunately we happened to be home&nbs...
Posted by Nancy on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 06:17:00 PST

The Chicken Tractor

Here I am working on it... "> I like this picture because it looks like I know what I'm doing. I had no idea what the hell I was doing; I made it up as I went along. Pictures from  ...
Posted by Nancy on Sun, 13 Apr 2008 06:06:00 PST

Haircut

I felt I needed a change, needed to shake things up a bit, but I wasn't in the mood to get another tattoo, so I got my haircut instead. I look just like Katie Holmes now... only I'm 7 inches shor...
Posted by Nancy on Sat, 23 Feb 2008 10:01:00 PST