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Troy, the Anti-Social Socialist

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About Me


I find myself on this site where style over substance is the rule, yet I lack style.
I ride a bicycle. A lot. I usually ride twice a week--a short one in the middle of the week and a long one on Sunday morning/afternoon. It's safest on Sunday morning when the church people are all occupied and off the roads, and all you subversive substance abusers are still sleeping off Saturday night, or crawling home. I take a weeklong bike vacation just about every year, and it's gotten me to some neat places (Pennsylvania, Tennessee, Wisconsin) that are as nice as Arkansas, but get way too cold in winter. So I stay here. I don't look like those other guys on bicycles--I wear mountain bike shorts instead of spandex; I wear cotton t-shirts instead of fluorescent jerseys; my bike weighs a ton because I lug around a lot of shit instead of having a lightweight titanium bike. To the average person it's amazing how much and how far I ride. To the people who are really serious about it, I'm kind of a joke.
I like women. Always have. I'd prefer to hang out with them than men anyday. I don't want to talk about football--I don't care who did what in Sunday's game--I was out riding my bike, not watching a bunch of sweaty guys bump into each other and slap each other on the ass. I don't care about hunting and fishing and you'll never see me working on my car--it just pisses me off and I don't like to be pissed off, so I just own a reliable little Suzuki.
When I was younger I was consumed by music. But I was lucky enough to be there in the 70s and 80s when there was a lot more envelope-pushing going on. There were fewer bands but more big ideas. I know that sounds like an old guy glorifying his youth, but I can read the band lists on the profiles here. I see Talking Heads and REM and Bowie on some lists. I didn't roll over and die and start listening to Classic Rock or switch to country when I got older--I've just found fewer interesting bands, so not as much of my time is taken up by music as it used to be. I like to go out every now and then to hear something live. We don't get all that much in the way of name-brand entertainment in our area (i.e. the boonies). Fortunately, DVD concerts are getting better and there are more of them out there. A lot of my favorites--Tori Amos, Neil Finn, Nick Cave, Roxy Music--have had good shows out in the last few years. It makes living in the sticks a little more enjoyable.
There are other things, too. I take care of the house, have a digital camera, do stuff with my son. I'm fairly political and can't stand the Republicans or the Centrists that are in charge of the Democratic party. My leanings are Socialist, but I don't think there has been a completely successful Socialist model any more than there has been a successful Capitalist one, so maybe we need to find something in the middle, beginning with some good old socialized medicine in this country so people can quit dying just because they're poor.Economically speaking, I consider myself to be upper-lowerclass. Most of my blogging relates to this. My outdoor pictures are a way of sharing how we can enjoy the world even when we're broke. My home projects and cooking blogs aren't so much a "look at me, ma!" thing as they are an encouragement for others to try out some home projects of their own so they can know a little self-satisfaction from it. I'm no expert on any of this stuff, so it's mostly an invitation for you to join me as I stumble through my daily life.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Whoever shows up. If that's someone that likes the same bands--fine. If it's someone who wants to ride their bike in Benton County and wants to know some new routes--fine. If you voted for Nader or Kucinich--fine. Photobloggers and virtual tourists--fine. Most of the people that I connect with on here are the unpretentious bloggers who like to analyze the minutiae and comedy of daily life.
I fit in better with people who are comfortable with themselves and don't define themselves with every new fad that comes around. (Rebelling by doing something that everyone else is doing seems anti-climactic to me.) Of course, that's not the only thing I'm going to consider about a person. If you're witty and make me laugh the rest doesn't matter nearly as much.
My exchanges are often blunt, not because I'm mean or spiteful, but because I don't think that grown-ups should waste all of their time trying to pretty things up just so somebody doesn't get their feelings hurt. Too many people on here grew up being told that they're special and perfect and think that the world revolves around people kissing their asses. Sorry. And I don't want you to kiss my ass, either. If you think that I'm negative, do an actual count on the things that I say and you'll see that I spread compliments around as well. I call it "balance". Part of the responsibility of being an adult is to look at things that offend you and see if there might be a different perspective that will help broaden your world view. I can't see the point in interaction if all you're going to do is tell each other how absolutely wonderful you are. I can tell myself that.

My Blog

Stolen Landscaping

 There are different ways to landscape your yard that cost different amounts of money.  Since I've got NO money, I decided to forgo paying a landscaping firm to draw up a plan, hire a truckload of Mex...
Posted by on Sat, 11 Jul 2009 22:24:00 GMT

Contrary? I Thought I Was Just An Ass

Mary, Mary, quite contraryHow does your garden grow?"With silver bells and cockle shellsand pretty maids all in a row." Here's a link to the actual meaning of that nursery rhyme and it's connection t...
Posted by on Fri, 10 Jul 2009 11:03:00 GMT

July Begins

I don't have anything to blog about, so I'm just putting these scraps together and calling it a blog.  *****************I started using the web browser Opera.  I'm using a beta version that is suppose...
Posted by on Sun, 05 Jul 2009 21:37:00 GMT

The News This Week

It's been about six months since I did one of these "Week In Review" kind of things.  Since it's Saturday, I thought I'd tune into the news and see what's been happening all over the world on the econ...
Posted by on Sat, 27 Jun 2009 19:18:00 GMT

The Unending Excitement That Is My Life

This blog is going to be so exciting that you may need to take a sedative before you actually read it.  At least make sure that your computer chair has arms so that you have something to hold on to.**...
Posted by on Tue, 23 Jun 2009 10:51:00 GMT

Flowers For A Year

I've been sorting through four years of pictures in order to see how many different flowers I've photographed in my area.  First I sorted them by color to make it more manageable to find duplicates.  ...
Posted by on Sat, 20 Jun 2009 22:19:00 GMT

Assorted Stuff

Firefox just burned my blog for me.  It was half written and I opened another window to include a link, but instead it used the window I was working in.  When I went back to my blog it was blank.  It'...
Posted by on Fri, 19 Jun 2009 17:43:00 GMT

Late Spring Cleaning

Next Sunday is both Father's Day (or Fathers Day also makes sense in a plural sort of way) and the first day of summer.  I probably won't blog again 'til then, so I guess that this is the last of my s...
Posted by on Sun, 14 Jun 2009 22:31:00 GMT

Deep Purple In the Middle of Nowhere

I had a successful 51st birthday.  Successful in that I'm actually still breathing and stuff.The day before (Friday) my birthday, my son and I rode our bikes over to Avoca and had lunch at the little ...
Posted by on Sun, 07 Jun 2009 21:38:00 GMT

Call Me A Hater

Did you ever see a person so ugly that you felt like their parent deserved to be slapped, or better yet, put out of their misery?  And then what if your dream came true?In my case, it's not a person, ...
Posted by on Thu, 04 Jun 2009 11:04:00 GMT