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About Me

"WE HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN VIOLENT"

This is what I do... thank God for tough ass women!!

My Interests

Get Your Monster Name

My helmet says: "FUCK YOU! YOU FUCKIN FUCK FUCK!" ... see...

Wings really do make you fly!

"Only one thing in the world could've dragged me away from the soft glow of electric sex gleaming in the window..."

Me & My Big Sis Razor before the brawl...
notice How "SWEET" I am :-)

Photo by our AMAZING photographer Roger Snyder!

"Top of the female food chain!"

PITA, Hannah Grenade & Cannon Doll X rockin' the Doll Hut in Anaheim!!

SouthPark PITA by Steven!

FUCKING ZEBRAS! just sayin....

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I'd like to meet:

Anyone who *loves* roller derby... and the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!

Music:

Text Message Breakup:

Television:

TV is the demise of the American ass!

Heroes:

Hannah Grenade, LADD, Tara Armov, SDDD, Bonnie D. Stroir!!!, Disco Dervish, Walt Disney, Hugh Hefner, Mathilda Knapp, and quad vert skater Duke Rennie!!

oh shit.. I can't forget TXRD! They inspired me to get off my ass to do derby!!

of course.. my SIRENS! This is the *finest* bunch of women I have ever known! Congrats Loves! XOXO

My Blog

pussies

that's my only word today :-(
Posted by P.I.T.A. on Tue, 05 Feb 2008 03:30:00 PST

Superior Female Specimen

I've always wondered why I don't break. I thought maybe my mom put some super human strength in my bottle or something. But then I meet the Derby Dolls. And well... I'm no longer alo...
Posted by P.I.T.A. on Wed, 22 Aug 2007 05:02:00 PST

"heard you slammed"

Someone asked me that question today. My answer is simply.... I didn't slam... I got WRECKED! No really! I have had many hits in the last year with the Dolls (which tomorrow is my 1 ...
Posted by P.I.T.A. on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 07:21:00 PST

forever skate!

I've been learning how to skate in skate parks. Hannah invited a man named Duke Rennie to Laguna Niguel one nite. Cool guy. Can do some crazy shit on roller skates. I meet his wife Karen ...
Posted by P.I.T.A. on Wed, 18 Jul 2007 10:10:00 PST

Top Loves....

Fuck... MySpace has really gotten nuts with the amount of peeps you can have in your "Top Friends". This kinda stresses my ass out. Like whoa.. I love so many of my friends on MySpace.... ...
Posted by P.I.T.A. on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 10:23:00 PST

TAG - yer it!

Here's how you play, once you've been tagged. You have to write a blog with 10 weird, random things, facts or habits about yourself. At the end you choose 10 people to be tagged, listing their names a...
Posted by P.I.T.A. on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 12:44:00 PST

"I'm just an Orange County girl"

Fuck.... seriously! Here I am ... March 11, 2007... and I just finished my first offical practice as a LADD - SIREN! The teams had to pick the right girls to fill their vacant spots. I hea...
Posted by P.I.T.A. on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 09:40:00 PST

Pregnant, crazy eyebrow wife&

So Hannah and I stop at our favorite Jack in the Box almost every night after practice. We've been going there very consistently (yes, this explains why my ass wont get any smaller) and the same...
Posted by P.I.T.A. on Sat, 24 Feb 2007 04:01:00 PST

I made it to the next step...

One year ago this month I was sitting on my couch at 220+ pounds eating Bon Bons watching the A&E show Roller Girls. Can you believe how far I've come in just one short year? ...
Posted by P.I.T.A. on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 01:55:00 PST

12/19/06 FUCKIN SUX!!

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON TODAY??? GOD *must* be skoolin me again.. cuz whatever I did... today is payback! Fisrt... x-rays of my knee. YUP, I have "stretched" my PCL. Lovely. ...
Posted by P.I.T.A. on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 03:14:00 PST