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Laguna Beyatch

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

20 something film school drop out trying to make it in LA and not being helped by corporate mergers which only slow career growth. Read too much celebrity gossip ... but that is because I don't have anything better to do. I drive like an asshole. I don't care if you have your blinker on, I'm still not going to let you over. I like going to concerts now that I live in a city bands actually come to. I miss the clean air of New Mexico but not the hippies. I think the hipsters are just as bad though. I still love Britney despite everything.
I'm part of the Los Angeles Derby Dolls:

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My Blog

Which is sadder?

That I am home on a Friday night watching the Daytime Emmy's, or that I just got SO excited that Tyra Banks just won a Daytime Emmy? I think Tyra might be the new Oprah...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Jun 2008 20:42:00 GMT

I am retardedly excited about this

OMG they brought back American Gladiators.  I went to a taping on Sunday, and while it was a seven hour, sometimes painful experience, I can gladly say the show is going to be just as awesome/cheesy/l...
Posted by on Fri, 14 Dec 2007 16:18:00 GMT

I hate you, mtv.com

I have been trying ALL DAY to listen to the new Britney Spears album, and it won't load.  I know my work computer is crappy, but I have totally listened to other stuff from your stupid websi...
Posted by on Mon, 29 Oct 2007 15:58:00 GMT

RIP Jane Magazine

Conde Nast just announced this morning that the August 2007 issue of Jane Magazine will be it's last.  Created in 1997 by Jane Pratt, the founding editor of Sassy Magazine, Jane was sup...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Jul 2007 01:55:00 GMT

something is wrong here...

So last week I moved desks to be closer to the new department I am joining.  I had been at the new desk for a few hours, and I realized that something was wierd.  I couldn't figure out what ...
Posted by on Fri, 06 Jul 2007 09:20:00 GMT

My new hero

Mika Brzezinski of MSNBC and her awesome refusal to do a Paris Hilton story. Includes the use of a lighter and a paper shredder:
Posted by on Mon, 02 Jul 2007 21:06:00 GMT

You know what they don't make?

Father's Day cards that say "I know you have been out of my life this whole time but thanks for trying to make a go of it now" or "I don't know you really at all so I got you a card because I felt com...
Posted by on Fri, 15 Jun 2007 17:38:00 GMT

Hey Miss Kansas

I know you are probably still bummed about losing the Miss USA pageant.  But take solace in the fact that Miss Tennessee totally ate it during the Miss Universe pageant.  And then everyone b...
Posted by on Thu, 31 May 2007 10:37:00 GMT

I think Yau-Man is secretly a ninja

He wins the ax throwing reward challenge, almost wins individual immunity, plays mind games with Dreamz, and then somehow knew that he was going to be voted out and plays the hidden immunity idol.&nbs...
Posted by on Fri, 11 May 2007 11:02:00 GMT

I Can Has Cheezburger?!

Why am I obsessed with this website?  It's retarded.  But I go there at least five times a day.  I really want the walrus to find his bucket...... http://icanhascheezburger.com/
Posted by on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 10:15:00 GMT